Who could have imagined that a single conversation at the airport lounge โ yes, that private one with champagne on tap โ would shift the entire trajectory of my season? โจโ๏ธ
We were just waiting for our jet from the island back to mainland Africa (donโt even ask, the villa was insane ๐), and somehow it started with parachute jumps โ because what else do you do when youโre bored, right? โ and then, of course, a tragic broken tailbone (not mine, darling, I donโt break, I shine ๐ ๐ผ). Katastrofa131089, I still donโt know how you managed that, but it was iconic in its own way.
And now? Instead of another casual Africa escape for March holidays, Iโm jetting off to Krasnaya Polyana to conquer the slopes. ๐๏ธ Honestly, I canโt help but laugh โ while most people are dreaming of a week in Turkey or saving up for some all-inclusive, Iโm deciding between heli-skiing in the Caucasus or diving off Seychelles again.
But babes, thatโs the difference. Some of us live it, others just double tap it. ๐
Do you want me to drop a slope OOTD when I get there, or will that be too much jealousy for your feeds? ๐














