‘‘Hey ---- quick question,’‘ the redhead started out - out of nowhere, that was - eyes moving up from her phone after she scrolled past an ad on her Twitter feed. ‘‘I saw this movie trailer on my flight to England and I just remembered it seems like a very weird fucked up dramatic movie that’s set in like... I don’t know, medieval or middle ages PERHAPS? It’s about royalty, something to do with England and it’s gay. This article said it’s about Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone outgaying each other and, well, fuck, I CAN’T miss that - of course.’’ As she was playing with the cereal she had prepared for herself, after having to Google what it even was and how to eat it, she had decided to give it a go and not disliking it entirely - she messed around with the leftovers of the snack that had troubled the milk terribly now, she continued to talk. ‘’I mean, I’m assuming you’ve been here longer than me and maybe you could show me around and, oh I don’t know, I could pay for the movie as a treat? The trailer said it’s out now and it’s English, they must be playing it here now, yeah? What do you say, chicka? ---- Even if the movie’s trash, Rachel Weisz is hot and I honestly hope she’ll somehow hear me say that here cause she deserves all the praise.’’
