#catstorms chats

sera: ive been a bad girl

i know why now

its because

angry memer: speed running strats

Catstorm ⚡: if conan does a backwards jump into the mouri office bathroom he will clip into the kitchen of poirot cafe

Conan: IM LAUGHING IMAGINE SPEED RUNNING CONAN

Catstorm ⚡: this triggers the event where amuro confronts him in the kitchen 6 months early

Conan: clipthrough ep 10's small bookshelf and land at scarlet arc

✨( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✨ boblematic: rolling around at the speed of cone

✨( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✨ boblematic: PLEASE

Conan: yes

✨( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✨ boblematic: so basically....skipping all the filler eps

Catstorm ⚡: by clipping into seras bathroom you can see mystery girl but shes in the T-pose because her event hasnt been activated yet

Conan: to be fair most filler eps have info useful for later but

yes skipping non org cases -shot-

Conan: omg

Conan: you can even read her ini files

Conan: and find her script

angry memer: Conan then long jumps into the VOID

Catstorm ⚡: finally i can hack the spoilers

angry memer: Gosho can't hide anymore

Catstorm ⚡: has anyone checked cutscene F0 in the ROM i think it contains movie 20 spoilers

Catstorm ⚡: you ahve to use the gameshark code 01xx33B1

Conan: i saw the fire horse file

angry memer: did the horse clip through the wall too

(...)

Maddie: they're probably gosho in disguise

Conan: omfg

Storm: red woman

Catstorm: red woman case was where they thought a ghost was gonna kill them

Storm: o_o

Storm: akai...

Catstorm: but in reality it weas a trick with tomatoes and they killed a lady in a bathtub and conan saw ran naked and had a nosebleed so bad that for like half the case he had cotton up his nose and couldnt talk straight

Catstorm: those are the 3 eps we skipped

Catstorm: hahaha

Storm: oh ym god

Storm: middle BROTHER

Catstorm: OH YEAh

Catstorm: oh yeah

Catstorm: she has a middle brother......

Storm: (;

Catstorm: she texted him a pic of cone and he replied 'if its him it (the case) should be fine'

Catstorm: AND THATS THE CLUE

Catstorm: the girl

Storm: dun dun dun

Catstorm: op

Storm: that phone click sound

Storm: this opening is so cool

Catstorm: the current theory, which is like practically confirmed by gosho at this point, is that seras middle bro is shuukichi haneda

Storm: whos that

Storm: oh yea

Catstorm: the guy kayla likes

Storm: the dude shineko likes right

Storm: yee

Catstorm: this is the weirdest opening and i love it

Storm: an Edgy intro

Storm: with my aesthetic...

Catstorm: lol

Storm: dark and touches of neon

Catstorm: nice

Catstorm: i love how the doors represent the cases that cracks me up

Storm: I would so

Storm: pay for a full version of this

Catstorm: haha.............

Catstorm: imagine showing this to someone who doesnt even watch cone

Storm: freeze frame?

Storm: i bet one of them dies at the end

Storm: but thats totallyt expected

Catstorm: of course someones gonna die

Catstorm: or do you mean seras siblings.?

Storm: party in seras hotel room

Catstorm: party indeed

Storm: Oh i meant that in relation to the ep title

Storm: "romance novel with unexpected ending"

Catstorm: lol

Catstorm: youll see what that means

Catstorm: nice entrance dude just bein gthere to announce your name

Storm: the burning piano, the ocean, and cone

Catstorm: same

Storm: hes going to die and one of them is the culprit

Storm: probablt

Catstorm: while theres very little evidence in the series so far that shuukichi is th emiddle bro, its been confirmed by gosho in an acnl hint, and an upcoming episode is also slight evidence

Catstorm: oh youll see what happens here

Storm: 8]

Storm: this man is terrible

Storm: why

Storm: ???

Catstorm: ikr?

Storm: so unnecessary

Catstorm: youll see

Storm: o_o

Storm: "watch me in the bath (; "

Catstorm: wow

Storm: sera pushes sonoko and ran off balcony

Catstorm: No

Storm: free falling

Catstorm: snoopingasusualisee

Storm: play the curious 6 year old card

Catstorm: gee i wonder whats in there

Storm: mystery girl i bet

Catstorm: how did you know

Storm: (-:

Catstorm: >_>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Storm: a room right below his

Storm: thats important probablyt

Catstorm: the first note of this music made me think i was hearing the beginning of the paper mario soudntrack lol

Storm: well i said party and i was kind of right

Storm: tea,,, party

Catstorm: nice couch

Catstorm: nice cups

Catstorm: SERA......

Storm: so floral

Storm: sonoko SHIPS IT

Storm: mitsuhiko

Catstorm: shipping................................

Catstorm: sonoko needs to know

Storm: backpack

Storm: o:

Catstorm: BACKPAck

Storm: its dobby

Catstorm: EWOWOWOW

Catstorm: wow

Catstorm: wooooooooooooow

Storm: he shall clothe himeslf and be free

Catstorm: be free

Catstorm: someone dies. children immediately flock

Catstorm: WERE GONNA SOLVE THIS.

Storm: wheres scooby at lets get the gang together

Catstorm: scooby doo is like.............genta...... he will do anything for a snack

Storm: does cone evenhave lens in his glasses

Catstorm: yeah

Storm: ooh yeah duh

Storm: for aiming

Storm: i forget these things

Catstorm: he didnt have them from like episode 2 until agasa gave him the upgraded glasses with tracking iirc

Storm: do u think the police is going to tip the bellman for his services

Storm: Ohh ok

Catstorm: which was only a little bit later

Catstorm: policeman: i wont get you for jaywalking next time thats your tip

bellman: kk

Storm: we get it you vape

Catstorm: remember when we weatched the first ep that shinichi turns back and you saw the preview but you pretended that you had completely guessed what was happening

Catstorm: wow

Storm: misuterii

Storm: but rans reading that sooo

Catstorm: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Catstorm: the fax of evil

Storm: wheres conans fake fax machine when he needs it

Catstorm: its in the dumpster

Storm: RIP

Catstorm: he gave it up after epsidoe 11. Never Again

Storm: Pure Innocence

Storm: givin him th eevil euye

Storm: Wow that was over fast

Storm: considering theres 5 minutes left??

Catstorm: yea thats cause we just watched a 2parter L el

Catstorm: the rest is preview tho

Storm: o-o

Catstorm: wait no no its not

Catstorm: go to 20:40 and just go

Storm: o:

Storm: smmol child problems

Catstorm: dun dun

Storm: Mom

Storm: possibly

Catstorm: thats the fav theory rn

Catstorm: according to gosho her name is allegedly __rii so it could be like mary or emily based on japanese versions of english names

Storm: riihanna

Catstorm: wow

Storm: u can stand under my umber ella

Storm: recap

Catstorm: im pretty sure these are the subs from crunchyroll

Catstorm: and yeah

Storm: NICE

Storm: door

Catstorm: hekieki

Storm: love this op

Catstorm: ikr

Storm: itd be cool if they showed all the doors but then again thered be like 700...

Catstorm: tis so itnesnse

Catstorm: yeah

Storm: solid 4 seconds of cone float

Catstorm: its like the freeze frames at the end of the college sports team mvoies

Catstorm: they all jump and it fades out.........

Catstorm: amenities

Storm: table

Storm: is there no japanese word for table

Catstorm: thers probably a significant difference between western tables and japanese ones

Storm: oh tru

Storm: thats scaryt

Storm: why would she even REPLY

Catstorm: jp table is more lkke platform of surface

Catstorm: its like a creepypasta lol

Storm: ran is into time travel #confirmed

Catstorm: 表 and　かい

Catstorm: i mwan かい

Catstorm: danf phone

Catstorm: whatever

Catstorm: yes confirmed

Storm: ran ur not gonna get the ending u want

Storm: bc hes arrest for MRUDER

Catstorm: rip in pieces

Catstorm: skinhead

Storm: cinnamon roll too precious for this world

Catstorm: i totally dont remember the trick for this

Catstorm: 007

Storm: im thinking it has somethin to do with the bath

Storm: and the room servant with the evil glasses glare

Catstorm: :u

Catstorm: i like how the murderer is always like I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS CAN YOU STOP INVESTIGATING NOW SO YOU DONT CATCH ME

Storm: (:

Storm: there it is

Catstorm: ah

Catstorm: thrill shock suspense

Storm: deundundyn

Storm: \

Storm: u WONT cuz u DED

Catstorm: :y

Catstorm: i love how we almsot never find out what happens to these people once they get arrested

Storm: they are in the system there is no escape only cone

Catstorm: >:)

Catstorm: takagi waits hand anmd foot for conan

Storm: takagi murdered someone and put them inside

Catstorm: lol

Storm: where the HECK did you get two bags of rice from

Storm: this is so ridiculous omg

Catstorm: lol

Storm: i love it

Storm: but even then

Catstorm: in world of dc, the first thing murderers think of is how to make it look like a locked room murder in the weirdest way possible

Storm: how would he get inside

Catstorm: key

Storm: no finger prints

Storm: or hair

Catstorm: he doesnt have hair

Storm: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Storm: mustache mayb

Catstorm: eww he washed a cooorrrpppsssseeee hair

Storm: gotta make her look purty

Catstorm: bet this guy used to work at a funeral home L e l !! ! ! !

Storm: ooooooh nooooooooooooo

Storm: why is she standing so close to a murderer

Catstorm: she will beat him up if he tries anything lol

Storm: rans gonna b so disappointed

Catstorm: original story do not steal

Storm: omg

Catstorm: it just got so shaded

Catstorm: it was almost like

Catstorm: a different anime

Storm: i bet she was just secretly in love

Catstorm: wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomp

Catstorm: WOW

Storm: I sea tel???

Catstorm: ai shi teru = aishiteru = i love u

Storm: ooooohhhhh

Storm: he fricked up

Storm: llllmmmamaooo sucks to be HIM

Catstorm: tfw u kill someone but u just need to ask a 6 yo what it means

Storm: destroyed

Storm: absolutely DESTROYED

Catstorm: phail

Storm: punts corpse on ground BOOYAH

Catstorm: epilk............ Fail.....

Catstorm: stay tuned for the Ending Scene

Catstorm: RESPECT

YOURSELF

Catstorm: that was so weird ive gotta make like a photoset of those words

Storm: earrrr

Storm: did he plant a freaking

Storm: bug

Catstorm: rin gring ring ring ring ring ring, glassesphoen

Storm: what the heck

Storm: voice

Catstorm: wrench

Storm: so sophisticate

Storm: sick middle aged woman

Storm: APTOOXINC

Storm: IOWADNIOWDNIOWDNIOAW

Catstorm: I KNOW TRIGHT

Catstorm: I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!

Storm: She also looks related to Ai??? coincidence???????

Storm: is it ais mom

Catstorm: no its not

Storm: or aunt

Catstorm: theory its seras mom

Storm: remember 2 mom characters are related

Storm: unless that was conefirmed

Catstorm: we dont know yet

Catstorm: want me to dig for the theories i will

Catstorm: i think it was either the akai fam/hondou fam or the akai fam / miyano fam

Storm: hooooo boy

Catstorm: so here are the two clues that seras mom is the unknown child

Catstorm: -goshos hint says her name is __rii meaning its mary or emily or something, sera used to live in britain, as indicated by some of her manners and cutlery and stuff, and apparently unknown childs clothes are english - as well as the british flag appearing on conans shirt in seras intro case

Storm: dundundun

Catstorm: -the second clue is in the upcoming episode with shuukichi - he wins the shogi tournament and its shown that unknown child is watching this news and smiling, and subaru is also reading this and smiling

Catstorm: shuukichi is the middle brother nad unknown child is the mom

Catstorm: we dont know what happened to the mom because APTX wasnt created until very recentrly and it specifically reduces the user to rughly 6yo, and this wouldnt make sense because unknown child looks more middle school age so it would have happened earlier

Catstorm: its possible that they dont age and this happened back when shihos parents were working on the silver bullet

Storm: hmnmmm

Catstorm: but its a big bundle of ???s at this point

Storm: maybe a prototypppeee

Catstorm: yeah

Storm: or possibly something that became apotoxin from a shrinkage drug

Catstorm: yeah........... i figure maybe she was part of it and it was like, an accident

Catstorm: and shes been stuck as a middle schooler for a long time maybe

Catstorm: unless osmeone other than shiho tried to continue the miyanos' research between the time when the miyanos died and sherry made aptx

Storm: middle schooler

Storm: so like? 6 years

Catstorm: yeah

Catstorm: unless the drug made them a middle schooler and they just havent aged since

Catstorm: like vermouth

Catstorm: the next episode is 770 btw

Storm: ok

Storm: im done for tonight

Catstorm: oooooooo ok

Catstorm: reveal was too much for u

Storm: p much

Catstorm: i still cant believe after like 15 years gosho finally introduced a THIRD ADULT CHILD

Storm: the magic and the mysteru

Storm: petals

Catstorm: havin a good time

Catstorm: thuis is like the first time in 1000 years that conans worn a vest

Storm: conans wearing a best

Catstorm: wow

Storm: vest

Storm: mind meld

Storm: waoah

Storm: this opening is intense

Catstorm: i heard this one is yeah

Catstorm: i like the butterfly frams lol

Storm: run run

Catstorm: dark

Storm: as fast as you can

Storm: there is no escaping the 6 year old man

Catstorm: wow

Catstorm: wowi

Catstorm: this is intense

Storm: ):

Storm: ut frize

Catstorm: :(

Storm: im at 2:06

Catstorm: ok

Catstorm: tell wehn redy

Storm: should be good 2 go

Catstorm: ok

Catstorm: 3

Catstorm: 2

Catstorm: 1

Catstorm: go

Catstorm: yeahthis is a decent dc opening

Catstorm: that is some 3d titles right there

Storm: door

Storm: been2 lon

Storm: g

Catstorm: ohanami

Catstorm: ikr

Storm: conan its bad luck all ur life dont even complain

Catstorm: tru

Storm: suspect card

Catstorm: even when he has bad luck hes invincible its just more frustrating for him

Storm: hairbarbab

Catstorm: sorry conan u failed this round

Storm: JODUE

Catstorm: yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jodi

Storm: english

Storm: (,:

Catstorm: pretty good sounding too

Catstorm: haibara is totally on to them

Storm: ai ur gonna blow it

Catstorm: remember the bank robbery

Catstorm: with jodie and the db

Storm: if the shuu fits

Catstorm: WOW

Catstorm: WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Catstorm: wow

Storm: wasnt it vermouth

Storm: i forgot

Catstorm: i thoguht it was both sometimes but idk

Storm: ohh there it is

Catstorm: oh yeah

Storm: jodie is scare

Catstorm: naturally

Catstorm: enter the void shuu

Storm: there is no return

Storm: conan is enticing jodie to... murder

Catstorm: lol

Storm: small world

Catstorm: lol

Storm: voice changer cough mask i BET

Storm: mnvm

Catstorm: he looks la litle like mitsuhiko with the hair

Catstorm: oh storm that comes several, several episodes later

Storm: youre right

Catstorm: kotaenasa

Storm: mmm watcha say

Catstorm: dun dun dun

Catstorm: welcome to the flower viewing gargle shrine

Storm: stand up

Storm: drank

Storm: sit down

Storm: drank

Storm: she looks younger there

Catstorm: did they update the animation for this

Storm: unless thats the intent

Catstorm: because jodie looks nicer

Storm: black coffee

Storm: made by the black organization

Catstorm: ah yes

Catstorm: i know why akai dropped the coffee

Catstorm: but i cant tell you :)

Storm: I VAGUELY remember the details from the manga

Storm: frick

Catstorm: youre gonna have to vague it out from here :3c

Storm: something about finger prints maybe???

Storm: or was it to tell cone about the man dranking coffe to le last drop

Catstorm: its not that, but im glad you remember that

Catstorm: youll see

Storm: murder everywhere

Storm: why this

Catstorm: it sucks that ai doesnt know that akai = subaru = akais black org cover name

Catstorm: it was like dai morosomethingorother

Catstorm: dai morofushi

Storm: he's her brother in law

Storm: bcaus akai and akemi (?) were totes in love

Catstorm: well like, brother in not exactly law but

Catstorm: they were totes in love

Storm: totes

Catstorm: im p sure akai sees shiho as a lil sis and now doubly so

Catstorm: gokurousan

Storm: finally a police officer gettin the law together

Catstorm: nice........

Catstorm: kurobee

Storm: 5 yen coins

Storm: thats like

Catstorm: like 5 cents

Storm: yeah

Storm: lol

Storm: tension

Catstorm: whopsy

Storm: was she hit or shot or

Catstorm: takagi and jodie Friendz 4 eve

Catstorm: i dont know ol

Catstorm: i was distracted by telling yuou about the plot

Storm: conan

Storm: why u telling this to mehure

Catstorm: megure just endures it

Catstorm: hes given up

Storm: casually lets smol child into crime scene repeatedly

Catstorm: but at his house he as a secret corkboard with all the strings pointing to conan = ???

Storm: o-o

Storm: ano kata

Catstorm: so far his best guess is of course a shirigami or whatever

Storm: shirigami?

Catstorm: shinigami

Storm: oh yeah

Storm: death god

Catstorm: lol

Catstorm: i like the little visualizations like the arrows

Catstorm: pointing to the gps

Storm: so deliberate

Storm: jodie got REKT

Catstorm: gomi bako

Catstorm: just take it out ayumi

Storm: she is 2 smol

Catstorm: disobey the Man and dig itout yourself. tip it over

Storm: slowly dismantle capitalism one trash can at a time

Catstorm: yee

Storm: one of 3

Storm: oh boy

Catstorm: i cant believe jodie came here to murder someone

Storm: conan planted the idea to get rid of amuro and there is no quenching her thirst for blood

Catstorm: Uh Oh

Catstorm: jodie goes on a rampage

Storm: watch ur back cone

Catstorm: ayumi mo mitai yo

Catstorm: ayumi please u are being an elmo

Storm: tomodachi

Storm: megures looking for a man with a 30 cm rod (;

Catstorm: WOW

Catstorm: soiukoto

Storm: that mans cane is obviously the weapo

Catstorm: sou iu koto

Catstorm: Shadow Money

Catstorm: from the... BLACK STOCK MARKET

Storm: the shadow realm has a stock exchance

Catstorm: :u

Storm: frick typos

Storm: i bet its the lady with the beanie

Storm: just bc shes a walking fashion disaster

Catstorm: i feel like it is too but i cant remember

Storm: and she hated her terrible choice in clothes

Catstorm: lol

Catstorm: yet another Fashion Murder

Storm: akai

Catstorm: n_n

Catstorm: only akai can shut down conan

Catstorm: only him

Catstorm: he has the Power

Storm: cone is intimidate

Storm: but even then that phone grab was planned

Catstorm: yep

Catstorm: i bet

Catstorm: its the oldg uys METAL SPINE

Storm: rips out own spine

Catstorm: that he can pull out, because hes a spuer hero

Storm: beats woman with it

Storm: puts back in

Catstorm: yes

Storm: maybe the old man ditched his cane and thats why he drags

Catstorm: nop i guess

Storm: nani

Catstorm: he cant walk, because he ditched his spine, you see

Storm: omg

Catstorm: hi chiba

Catstorm: ayumis shirt is nice lol

Storm: well kurobee did get all o-o at mitsuhiko sr.

Catstorm: oh yeah

Catstorm: purification trough of gargle

Storm: wash your hands in the backwash puddle

Catstorm: great

Catstorm: a good time to be had... if i go to japan i must try out their top quality magic mouthwash

Storm: megane glare

Storm: o_o

Catstorm: this is pretty good for a case ive already seen i feel Entretainment

Storm: maybe she Framed the others

Storm: okay im going to guess

Catstorm: i love how its clearly like a 2 episode case but they just put it together for the plots

Storm: one accomplice

Storm: is framing the other accomplice

Storm: for (reason) here

Catstorm: >:) i know a couple things about who wasnt the culprit but i dont remember which was the culprit

Catstorm: the girl takes off her hat

Catstorm: THERS AN ANTENNA IN HER HEAD.

Catstorm: she stabbed the pickpocket

Storm: CHEATER

Catstorm: SHE CHEATED MURDER

Catstorm: by putting the hat on

Storm: crashes boatmobile

Catstorm: in fact she always wears it because shes the best spy ever

Catstorm: she starts feeling bad for cheating and turns hersefl in

Catstorm: but interpol shows up and offers her a chance to become the greatest spy in history................

Storm: defeats death itself

Catstorm: the secret story, of the ski cap lady

Catstorm: deth by ladle

Storm: bell??

Catstorm: yea they rang a bell

Storm: beats person with coin stick

Catstorm: wow

Catstorm: it turns out that guys spine was made of coins

Storm: i guess u could say

Storm: hes made of money

Catstorm: WIWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Catstorm: WO!!1

Catstorm: storm youve done ti again

Storm: bam

Catstorm: point piont point poitn

Catstorm: soooooooooooooooou ja

Catstorm: yea its the lady

Storm: "agasa have you considered taking up a job with us"

Catstorm: lol

Catstorm: 'no im just a big fan of murder mysteries at home im a freiendly man who makes the Science

Catstorm: "Understandable,

Storm: shoelaces??

Catstorm: aglets

Storm: DRAGS FEET..

Catstorm: wowi

Storm: the officers didnt notice that searching them

Storm: hello wouldnt there be bloody coins as well

Catstorm: probably thoguht nah that woudlnt make sense you cant beat someone to death with a shoelace

Storm: kicks tagaki in the face\

Catstorm: ok the blood would be obvious

Catstorm: on the shouelaces

Catstorm: dun

dun

Dun

Storm: oooo boy

Catstorm: wow

Storm: ??? call the police

Catstorm: i know right?

Storm: break open your window

Storm: helo???

Storm: tyhis is possibly the worst motive

Storm: ive ever seen

Catstorm: i know

Storm: but

Storm: plot

Storm: so 8}

Catstorm: :)))

Storm: someone just liked one of my first dc posts

Storm: why this

Storm: why now

Catstorm: lol

Storm: babby

Catstorm: Babu

Catstorm: the baby

Catstorm: is

Catstorm: akai

Catstorm: your fbby

Storm: !!!

Catstorm: THE REBIRTH

Catstorm: OF A LENGELNG

Catstorm: D

Storm: falls into jodie

Storm: who is this

Catstorm: >:)

Storm: new operative !?!?!?!

Catstorm: :)

Storm: screams

Catstorm: :U

Catstorm: DUN DUND UN

Storm: someone has a secret admirer

Storm: CONAN

Catstorm: lol

Storm: really is pushing her to murder

Catstorm: dont stop we have ending scene

Catstorm: and this ending which i do not know

Catstorm: sonokos

Catstorm: ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, conanaphone

Storm: destroy ran 2k15

Catstorm: ranaphone

Catstorm: th ebear has conan glasses

Storm: drank

Storm: sure

Storm: sure he is

Catstorm: ,,,,,,

Catstorm: hehehe

Storm: ex cuse me

Catstorm: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

Storm: EXCUSE M

Catstorm: HEHEHEHEHE!!

Storm: E X C UUU SSSSSEEE me

Catstorm: nekochan

Storm: screams

Catstorm: HAHAHAhahaha

Storm: NO

Storm: ):

Catstorm: HAHAHAHahah!!!!!

Storm: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Catstorm: your new favorite crime duo

Storm: terrifyi man

Catstorm: belmont and amuro

Storm: i ship it

Kayla uwu: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9373154/1/Shinsuke

Kayla uwu: i was screaming over this on twitter last night

Catstorm: 'wait why the heck is eisuke here' what kind fo q is that

Kayla uwu: 16 year olds writing fanfiction questions

Catstorm: '"Hey Conan." a voice sounded behind him mkaing him jump like a kangaroo on crack'

Catstorm: Eisuke's eyes, they still had life and still could see

Catstorm: why are they

Catstorm: why are the hte sam person

Catstorm: wat

Boa Hancock (Sam): the sam person????? that is me

Catstorm: shinichi and eisuke died and then are now combiend

Conan: omg

Kayla uwu: i was screaming about this

Catstorm: WOw it ends right hthere

Catstorm: i want to know why its shinichi and not eisk

Catstorm: i mean not conan

Catstorm: there is no justice in a world where a fic like this is left unifnishes

Kayla uwu: its the worst fic ive read

Catstorm: with their powers combined they are the ultimate force of chaos

Catstorm: today i put off my science homework (whcih involves writing two papers) in order to draw eisuke and watch an episode involving eisuke, this is a just cause

Catstorm: and downlaod 2 more episodes with eisuke

Kayla uwu: oh my god

Kayla uwu: what have i done

Catstorm: i havent watched the entire eisuke arc in probably over a year its time

Catstorm: you have saved me with eisuke and lrb, you have saved the fate of the dc fandom

Kayla uwu: have i

Kayla uwu: watch eisuke be the key to bringing down the black org

Kayla uwu: and also my dog just hit my butt with an olaf plush

Catstorm: good

Catstorm: olaf is so importnt... hes... he just.. warm hugg... and . snow

Kayla uwu: i lov eolaf

Catstorm: the entirety of frozens popularity and its resulting humorous jokes involving snow man andf let it go and people getting angry about it and kids downloading disturbing frozen ipad games is a gift to this world

Kayla uwu: olaf becomes the next dc character

Catstorm: finaly

Catstorm: olaf is anokata

Kayla uwu: oh my god

Catstorm: conan vs olaf

Catstorm: conan brings a hair dryer

Kayla uwu: conan so i heard you dont like warm cuddly hugs

Catstorm: but olaf has elsa to back him up with the snow majiks

Catstorm: or anna or whoevr

Kayla uwu: elsa is the one with magic powers

Catstorm: conan: i HATE hugs

he makes the worst face ever

*olaf aproaches him, making an ironically friendly gesture, his snow eyes bloodshot with bloodlust, conan shoves the hair dryer in his snow torso

Kayla uwu: wrong thats shinsuke

Catstorm: elsa: one time i was just like you conan... hiding secrets from my closest freinds,.... keeping them out of trouble.. but it all went down, so fast.................... this is the end of the line

Catstorm: *the reindeer gores conan

olaf: feasts on his corpse

they have to surgically combine conans brain with olafs to keep him alive but also evil, forming shinolaf

Kayla uwu: sometimes i feel like the stuff i contribute to the fandom is weird as fuck

Kayla uwu: and then

Catstorm: where is the least patriotic country. where does everyoen hate themselves

Storm: uhh Maoist China

Kayla uwu: i read that as maoist chiba

Kayla uwu: fuck

Storm: such communist

Kayla uwu: chiba the communist

Storm: wait i thought that said shibe

Catstorm: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Catstorm: shibe chiba, communist

Kayla uwu: nO

Catstorm: he is a communist meme

Catstorm: such nerd, so communism, many childhood friend

Kayla uwu: n o

Kayla uwu: that can either describe shinichi or chiba

Catstorm: they are one and the same two different peopel one spirit

Kayla uwu: omg

Catstorm: m i n d m e ld

Kayla uwu: OH MY GOD

Catstorm: Fuse

Kayla uwu: jesus

Catstorm: ones a cop who likes sentai shwow sthe others a deetctive man child who likes sherloock holmes now it is freaky frieday can they survive living each others terrible lives

Kayla uwu: to be fair i rather be around chiba

Kayla uwu: than shinichi

Catstorm: yea

Kayla uwu: shinichi would make me feel rly uncomfortable

Kayla uwu: chiba would probably offer to go to lunch with you

Catstorm: shinichi: *breathes heavily* *looks at coprses on phone*

Kayla uwu: shinichi is a mouth breather

Catstorm: shincihi: *nerd voice* heh heh, i brought my sherlock holmes collection to my date

Kayla uwu: oh my g o d

Catstorm: shinichi but he is a 1950s stereotypical nerd like george mcfly as conan he wears the taped nerd glasse

Kayla uwu: mg

Kayla uwu: im screaming

Catstorm: he has like that oily nerd hair thats combed rly straightly

Kayla uwu: omh

Kayla uwu: he does though

Kayla uwu: where is the lie

Catstorm: >:)

Catstorm: shincihI: hey... u wanna come tour the morgue w/me ran.. heh heh

ran: (why is htis person my best friend)

Kayla uwu: ran only puts up with shin bc he's rich

Kayla uwu: her true best friend is sonoko

Kayla uwu: who is an angel

Catstorm: tru

Kayla uwu: and must be respected

Catstorm: shinichi but like carl from jimmy neutrpn

Kayla uwu: oh MY GOD

Catstorm: hdhdhehwe

Catstorm: conan: hey guys.... pushes up glasses i can play soccer today i didnt forget my inhaler

genta: why is this nerd our best friend

Kayla uwu: oh my god

Kayla uwu: conan with an obsession with llamas

Catstorm: YES

Catstorm: LLAMAPALOOZA

Catstorm: he rides ont he stapmplede of lamas

Kayla uwu: tramples the culprits with llamas

Catstorm: his favorite thing in the world is a picture of a baby llama with a little hat on

Kayla uwu: omg

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Kayla uwu: http://puu.sh/glyy3/7891a32846.png

Catstorm: eisuke needs to ascend

Kayla uwu: my predictions for endgame is that eisuke had a huge role in taking down the black org

Catstorm: eisuke captures genta and uses him as an attack dog to take down the org

Kayla uwu: oh my GOD

Catstorm: while genta rips apart gin and vodka mercilessly, eisuke commands respect from this murderchild. but little does he know that genta is on to him and is going to revolt

Kayla uwu: N O

Kayla uwu: that does not ensure eisuke's happiness

Catstorm: genta goes after hidemi as part of his manipulative evil plan, but eisuke tackles him and then stabs eel boy with his magic scissors

Kayla uwu: what ah le le fuck

Catstorm: he got these hands

Kayla uwu: no

Storm: yaoi hands

Catstorm: now eisuke is happy

Kayla uwu: no

Storm: (flex) (y)

Catstorm: genta: 60 kills, eisuke: 1 kill. eisuke wins

Storm: yes :y

Catstorm: but........ genta has always had a plan set up for his eventual violent death at the(se) hands of a potential victim. a device on his body sends a signal out when his heart stops beating. the signal goes to the dog from episode 26, Jack Attacks, who is going to come after the one who managed to take down kojima jr

Storm: w

Kayla uwu: i cant believe

Catstorm: eisuke now must fight with the poorly drawn dog

Kayla uwu: not john

Catstorm: eisuke whatever you do stay away from the stairs thats his trick

Kayla uwu: eisuke fighting john the dog and the locked room beetle at the same time

Catstorm: its like a monster movie fight

Catstorm: eisuke fires hius laser

Kayla uwu: n o

Catstorm: lrb: *godzilla screech* *wrestles with eisuke*

Kayla uwu: no

Catstorm: eisuke: put em up pal *punches lrb in the face

Kayla uwu: that poor beetle

Catstorm: hidemi: give him the ol razzle dazzle

eisuke: roundhouse kicks but misses

john the dog: joins eisukes side after realizing that he is the most powerful one

we have a few new memebers in the pine cone zone B)

Kayla uwu (shineko/teitan): locked room better is the only canon episode in my heart

Catstorm: locked room beetle wins best character of the year

Kayla uwu: i love him

Boa Hancock (Sam): locked room beetle gets the oscar

Kayla uwu: locked room beetle x yamamura

Catstorm: yes

Catstorm: gosho makes it canon, dc becomes about their romance, conan is dropped form the show

Kayla uwu: eisuke comes back

Catstorm: eisuke x lrb x yamamura

Kayla uwu: nO

Catstorm: pheromones

Kayla uwu: delete that

Kayla uwu: eisuke and the lrb are not even remotely compatable

Catstorm: eisuke looks like the trainers in pokemon who are bug catchers their aesthtic as part of a couple would be amazing

Catstorm: BEETLE SEQUEL http://www.detectiveconanworld.com/wiki/A_Mysterious_Spring_Beetle

Kayla uwu: NO

Kayla uwu: BEETLE

Kayla uwu: IM NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THAT EPISODE

Catstorm: theyll be waiting........

Kayla uwu: the beetles

Catstorm: beetle advencutere racing

Kayla uwu: im going to cosplay the locked room beetle

Kayla uwu: im going to get a beetle suit

Kayla uwu: and tie a key around my waist

Kayla uwu: and then crawl on all fours

Kayla uwu: around the con

Boa Hancock (Sam): you should actually lock doors as you go

Kayla uwu: I SHOULD

Boa Hancock (Sam): LOCKED ROOM BEETLE LIVES ON

Catstorm: yesss

Kayla uwu: i love locked room beetle

Catstorm: and locked room beetle loves you

Kayla uwu: im happy

Kayla uwu: i got to explain it to several people at katsucon

Catstorm: good

Catstorm: it needs to spread and become, the next, Meem

Kayla uwu: nO

Kayla uwu: i dont want conan to be a meme

Catstorm: he already is........ ground shakes

Kayla uwu: nO

Conan: search your feelings

Conan: you know it to be true

Catstorm: :)

butt dad (jimmykudos): hi hello

Catstorm: yo yo

butt dad: what did I miss

Catstorm: beetle

Kayla uwu: beetle

Catstorm: jam did bh6 win the oscars

Catstorm: updatre: yes

butt dad: beatle

Storm: conan edogawa won every single oscar

butt dad: what a fcuk

Conan: rigged awards

Kayla uwu: What the fuck and the beetle didnt?

Kayla uwu: i am so mad

butt dad: RIIGHT??

Kayla uwu: RIGGED

butt dad: anti-bug smh

Kayla uwu: i know

butt dad: when will this bias end

Kayla uwu: they seem to like bugs

Conan: >I

Catstorm: misbugyny in the oscars, i would have never thought

Catstorm: the coneiarchy

butt dad: misbugyny

Catstorm: insect oppression must be stopped

butt dad: yea

Catstorm: look at happy pro-insect marriages like this one slide of yamamura and lrb now what do you have to say

Kayla uwu: sCREECHES

Conan: B)

Kayla uwu: delete yamamura x lrb

Catstorm: now cone imma let you finish but movie 13 beetle was the best performance of all time

Storm: :y

Gab: that beetle was pretty stellar I gotta say

Gab: plus that classy reference to the beatles? hella

Storm: agasa confirmed beetle fursona

Kayla uwu: AGASA DOES NOT HAVE A FURSONA

Catstorm: agasa furaffinity

Catstorm: he commissions people to draw his beetl fursona

Gab: furaffinity.net/user/agasa

Gab: doesn't exist

Gab: but it should

Conan: gasp

Catstorm: ai gets on computer, checks internet history

Catstorm: revokes his computer privelegies, burns his fursuits

Gab: omg and Agasa cries "those were several thousand dollars worth of fursuit!!"

Gab: poor poor Hakase

Kayla uwu: oH MY GOD

Catstorm: hehehe

Catstorm: ran is a furry also

Gab: and then Agasa puts cat ears on all of Ai's headbands in revenge

Catstorm: agasa No

Storm: "i made those horns out of foam and plastic myself ): "

Catstorm: agasa is a homestuck

Gab: omg I said cat ears not homestuck horns

Gab: though I guess...

Gab: turning haibara into a troll is appropriate

Gab: very clever, hakase... very clever

Catstorm: agasa makes his self insert fan troll

Kayla uwu: NO

Catstorm: https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6219/6397349223_83854c9253_z.jpg new hat for agasa

Catstorm: with agasas technology Experiemnt he turn himself into giant beetle, his dream is achieved

Gab: wait is he like that pokemon guy?

Gab: Was it bill???