Jun 13, 2017
βYour rhomboid major and minor muscles are in involuntary contraction, you have major lesions on your trapezius, and your latissimus dorsi on both sides are severely distended.β
βPut it into real English, Mary Ellen.β
βYour back is a fucked-up mess, Linda, a total train wreck! I keep telling you posture is important and to avoid repetitive motions. Iβm have to dig in with my elbows to work them out and itβs going to hurt like hell, but youβll feel so much better afterwards. In the meantime, let me put on some Enya to soothe you and then Iβll end the session with a hot stone treatment. Youβll like that a lot.β
