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9. what is the most sinful fic you have ever read/written

Shshs, this is hard. But I think the Snarry smut fic I read in like 9th grade gets the golden star. No regrets.

Ooh, and the Krasko x Thirteen one! A contemporary masterpiece.

16. what is ur favourite ridiculous au

Aside from the thirteen gets her period AU, I think my favorite ones are when she meets past versions of herself! Those are great!!

16. Favourite movie

I have three favorite movies

Coco (I watch it at least twice a week)

Coraline

Sharknado franchise (it makes me laugh so much omg, I mean, I could make better special effects IN WINDOWS PAINT)

28. What kind of music you like?

I don’t care about the rhythm tbh, I just like songs that make me feel something, like Aurora’s songs??? They’re mostly about the connection between humans and nature and they sound so ethereal omg, good shit 👌💯

37. Favourite swear word

Hey! Could you please tell me where this is from? It sounds awesome

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU THIS IS HILARIOUS XD XD AND SO RIGHT. I did Freud’s theory in Health and Social Care and all of us were like, WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? You’re brilliant, just saying :)

D'AWWHH YOU'RE TOO KIND

it is bewildering though i simply don't understand how it manages to hold its own as a theory on account of the fact IT IS RIDICULOUS

like i'm really happy you had a penis and you liked it and you wanted your mum to like it too freud but calm down not everything anybody ever encounters is a metaphor for how much they love penises

also, as i was reading another essay on psychoanalysis, i encountered this jem about women: 'she firstly symbolises the castration threat by her real lack of penis and secondly thereby raises her child into the symbolic'

LIKE WHAT TEH FUCKING AWHRHJ

FIRSTLY: 'her real lack of penis' AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?!?! HER FAKE LACK OF PENIS WHAT ARE YOU ENVEN SYAING

SECONDLY: DID YOU REALLY JUST IMPLY THAT WOMEN WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN SO THEY CAN RAISE THEM INTO SYMBOLIC PENISES?!?!??!?!

WHAWBTHETA WHAT THE FECK AM I RAEDINGG