#catcf unused script

It comes straight after Simply Second Nature and right before Augustus’s “death” song.

The Oompa Loompas come onstage via a boat that comes from around behind the waterfall

Before they enter, a thumping of drums is heard

Veruca, of course, immediately wants one

Poor Mrs. Teavee can’t believe her eyes when she first sees them

Mike wants to know if he can kill them

Mrs. Gloop wonders if they’re also edible (Wonka corrects her fast)

Augustus disappears at the beginning of the song (more on that later)

Mrs. Teavee and the Buckets are really the only ones who pay any attention to the lyrics of the song itself

When the dance part of the song begins, Mrs. Gloop starts getting down with it (and so does Violet a little later on)

Veruca chases the Oompa Loompas, in hopes of catching one, constantly during the song

During the short break after “...we shook with a chocolate shake!”, the dancers break apart and- there’s Augustus, drinking out of the river! (But only the audience sees him.)

During the last verse of the song, Wonka actually dances with Mrs. Teavee (who doesn’t mind)

Charlie: Neutral colors such as beige and taupe, a comfortable but not extravagant bed, Wonka wrappers taped to the walls (like in the 2005 movie), minimal furniture

Mike: Bright colors like orange and neon green, a charging station for his various devices, a desk with a computer on it, a sign on the front door reading "MIKE'S ROOM, ENTER AND DIE"

Violet: Various shades of blue and purple, fancy pillows and decorations from her brand, a bunk bed with a slide, a walk-in closet, (possibly) a jar filled with various types of gum on the dresser

Veruca: Pink with some white here and there, fluffy carpeting, extremely expensive furniture, canopy bed, "squirrel proof" window lock

(Based on a PM chat by me and @thatonecatcflover)

It takes place a few days after Wonka leaves 

Charlie only accidentally gets them to space

The elevator is big enough to hold all of them (hey, it's a magic elevator in a magic realm, it can fit five or five hundred as far as I know)

Charlie finds the oxygen button just in time

The other GTW all look for a button that can save them; Augustus attempts to summon a BlackBerry sausage as he thinks this may be his last meal, Violet probs would do something musical, Veruca maybe another animal

I don't think the buttons let you summon things, but that's what they need to realize. They make the situation worse as the elevator starts whizzing around haphazardly trying to reach the rooms they pushed

When the Knids enter, Mike actually starts enjoying the situation, (being in danger, “just like Captain Knuckleduster!”)

No less, when they come back home, the parents want to try Wonka Vite.

The kids meet their parents as children- or worse, BABIES.