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Castle Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences from Castle (2009-2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You have quite a history of trying to kill people."

"I've always been good with locks."

"You don't have to be mean about it!"

"Really, that's your line?"

"I think my daughter may be keeping something from me."

"Why are you so nice to me?"

"You really think that I'm beautiful?"

"I'm taking you to a hospital. No arguments."

"Haven't you learnt to forge my signature yet?"

"That sounded dirtier than I meant it to be."

"I know I couldn't sleep last night. Could you?"

"What part of 'diplomatic immunity' are you not clear on?"

"You see, every time you say something like that, it makes me think that you have something to hide."

"Well, well, well - look who's doing the walk of shame now!"

"Do you remember the last time we danced?"

"I missed you, and I didn't realise how much until I saw you yesterday."

"You had me under surveillance?"

"We just kissed! That's all that happened!"

"What? You telling me you've never had a thing for bad boys?"

"Once you make a deal with the Devil, you belong to him."

"I will do anything that you need - including nothing, if you want."

"I have a hard job, and having you around makes it a little more fun."

"How is it, for a man surrounded by women, that you know so little about us?"

"That photo in the paper did you no justice. You're much better looking in person."

"You are such a catch!"

"Your reputation? What about my reputation!"

"Believe it or not, there's a lot of women in this town that like the idea of being romantically linked to me."

"I need a date."

"Despite what you might think, the world's not going to end just because you disappear for the night."

"I'm not going to be here forever, and who's going to look after you then?"

"Doesn't it bother you that you don't know who your dad is?"

"Hey! I would drive if you let me!"

"Come on, haven't you ever wanted to do something with your handcuffs other than arrest criminals?"

"Killing is an act of dominance."

"Did you ever want to be a cheerleader?"

"Tell me more about this murder."

"You almost sound like you admire him."

"So, how long have you two been sleeping together?"

"I've been profiling people for a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong."

"Put the taser down!"

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Castle Sentences, Condensed

(Sentences from Castle (2009-2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I heard you haven't written in months."

"When I was your age… I can't tell that story. It's wildly inappropriate."

"I need to ask you a few questions about a murder that took place earlier tonight."

"There's always a story. You just have to find it."

"Tell me something: do you ever have any fun?"

"You are like a nine year old on a sugar rush!"

"I thought I was your inspiration?"

"Who was murdered, and was it gruesome?"

"Oh, you're telling me how to do my job?"

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

"Try not to get so giddy every time we go to a crime scene, okay?"

"Don't be so impressed. He's a criminal."

"There's no one in the world I trust more than I trust you."

"I think my daughter may be keeping something from me."

"How is it, for a man surrounded by women, that you know so little about us?"

"Doesn't it bother you that you don't know who your dad is?"

"If something happens to me, I want you to watch out for my daughter."

"Is this some kind of weird come on?"

"You just can't stay out of my personal life, can you?"

"If I've learned one thing, it's to not let a little thing like murder get in the way of having a good time."

"Lost for words? That must be a first for you."

"That's the first time you've ever paid me a compliment!"

"Every morning, I bring you a cup of coffee just so I can see a smile on your face."

"You just want me to take my shirt off again, don't you?"

"A father would do anything for his daughter."

"Is there anything that you don't believe in?"

"How am I even supposed to be in a relationship with you if you don't let me in?"

"I don't know if you know this about me, but babies love me."

"Shut up and kiss me."

"How did we end up here again? You lie to protect me, I lie to protect you."

Castle Sentences, Vol. 9

(Sentences from Castle (2009-2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"That's incredibly illegal!"

"Are you crazy? I just pulled a bullet out of you!"

"There are reasons I have to do what I do. One day, you'll understand."

"I keep making the mistake of thinking he's family, but he's not."

"Should I be worried about your commitment to our engagement?"

"If I don't drink, then I start to feel - and I don't like what I feel."

"I'll learn your name once you've earned it."

"To date, you're the only person to tell me no."

"I don't want to waste any more time before we take the next step."

"People don't like it when you're smart and you do things they don't understand."

"Shut up and kiss me."

"You could never play the game, could you?"

"Is that how you justify murder? It builds character?"

"That part of me that admires you is not the part that makes tough decisions."

"You're a low-level dirtbag. You're not a criminal mastermind."

"Don't get lost in worst-case scenarios."

"You do know that living patients aren't my thing, right?"

"Just so you know, the doctor said that kissing will speedrun my recovery."

"To say I owe you an apology seems an understatement."

"I don't want an apology. I just want to understand."

"So, when you say ship, you mean... Spaceship?"

"Every answer just leads to more questions."

"Some mysteries aren't meant to be solved."

"It's over now. Go home. Live your life. Forget this ever happened."

"What people say and do doesn't always make sense."

"Omission is the invisible lie."

"You can't tell me that what happened didn't freak you out just a little bit!"

"Invisibility is science fiction. Cloaking, however, is science."

"I have answered your questions - now answer mine."

"Even the wildest fantasies are based on a kernel of truth."

"You've been here for a day and a half and you already have a nemesis?"

"Hey, I made some coffee for you. It's insomniac strength."

"This is the fourth night in a row that you haven't slept. Is something wrong?"

"Why do you always have to touch everything?"

"I have a gift. I look at people and I see things."

"No man lives without regrets."

"You know, you've got a chip on your shoulder the size of Stonehenge."

"I know bad acting when I see it."

"So the first time I meet your parents, you're asking me to lie to them?"

"You're not trying to ply me with wine to find out what I know, are you?"

Castle Sentences, Vol. 8

(Sentences from Castle (2009-2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"What are you doing? Are you out of your mind?!"

"Why are men such babies when they get sick or injured?"

"Did you ever stop and think that maybe there's an innocent explanation for everything?"

"You know, what you did for me, nobody's ever done that for me before."

"We are about to be the first people in the world to solve a Bigfoot murder!"

"Anyone who believes in Bigfoot is an ass."

"Is there anything that you don't believe in?"

"I'm very, very sorry. Do you forgive me?"

"You know, it wasn't too long ago when me wearing a sexy outfit would get an immediate response from you."

"What are you saying? That I'm taking you for granted?"

"You don't get to where I am without making enemies."

"When someone is trying to kill you, I think you have every right to complain."

"He could get any woman he wants. He's not interested in me."

"Do you have any idea how remarkable you are?"

"We're all misled by our heart sometimes."

"Wow, this is the nicest safehouse I've ever seen!"

"You take your work seriously. I like that about you."

"How am I even supposed to be in a relationship with you if you don't let me in?"

"I didn't think I'd get caught!"

"Are you trying to get me fired?"

"I wish we could stay like this all morning."

"Does that mean you're my sugar daddy?"

"Perfect families don't exist."

"It's up to you to make your own history."

"I love it when you get angry. I mean, at other people, besides me."

"Can I say something that will probably annoy you?"

"Don't chase ghosts, okay? It's not worth it. Trust me."

"I know you think you've got this all figured out, but you don't."

"Come on, we'll get ice cream!"

"I don't know if you know this about me, but babies love me."

"I've never really been a baby person."

"I don't hate babies; I just don't see the appeal."

"There's something wrong with this baby."

"Each time we find a piece of this puzzle, it makes less and less sense."

"In real life, there is no such thing as a perfect time for anything."

"You know what I do. You know who I am."

"There's a storm coming, and if I don't stop it, a lot more people are going to die."

"Of course, I believed him because he's my father."

"Sorry to miss our meeting, but I was a little busy getting shot."

"You've stitched yourself up before, I take it?"

Castle Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from Castle (2009-2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I heard you haven't written in months."

"My sources are very reliable."

"We had a deal. I let you live with me, and you don't talk about my work."

"You're an old soul."

"When I was your age... I can't tell that story. It's wildly inappropriate."

"Don't you want to have wildly inappropriate stories that you can't tell your children?"

"I need to ask you a few questions about a murder that took place earlier tonight."

"Did you know you have gorgeous eyes?"

"The way your brow furrows when you're thinking - it's cute."

"There's always a story. You just have to find it."

"Tell me something: do you ever have any fun?"

"You know, for a minute there you actually made me believe that you were human."

"Must you always have to make a comment?"

"This is not what it looks like- Okay, this is exactly what it looks like, but I can explain!"

"What the hell were you thinking? You could have gotten yourself killed!"

"You are like a nine year old on a sugar rush!"

"I thought I was your inspiration?"

"So, who got killed today?"

"You're a killjoy, you know that?"

"You do realise you're going to have to stop stealing evidence, right?"

"Guys can be like that sometimes. They can lie, and, when you find out, I know how much it can break your heart."

"You know, it's okay to be surprised sometimes."

"Who was murdered, and was it gruesome?"

"Are you trying to figure out how to murder someone in their sleep again?"

"You don't have to believe me. I have proof."

"You're hot and everything, but if you had any actual evidence, you'd have already arrested me;"

"This is just a game for you, isn't it?"

"If you think I did it, let's see you prove it."

"I thought that you didn't care what people think?"

"I don't need to kill anyone to bury them."

"When I go out, everybody sees me."

"Don't gloat, okay? It's really unattractive."

"Take it from me, you need some fun!"

"It may surprise you, but I have dreams of my own."

"I just figured if you're going to bother me at my work, I should bother you at yours."

"Oh, you're telling me how to do my job?"

"How do you know you didn't miss something important?"

Castle Sentences, Vol. 7

(Sentences from Castle (2009-2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"That's going to leave a nasty scar."

"I admire your loyalty. I hope you feel that for me someday."

"You just want me to take my shirt off again, don't you?"

"As a single man, I appreciated her assets."

"So, there's no one special in your life right now?"

"Is this how you interrogate people? Because you're doing nothing but pissing me off."

"I didn't lie to him. He never asked me about it."

"They say that dogs can smell fear. Did you know that some humans can as well?"

"If it's revenge you wanted, why not just kill me?"

"People think it's killing that I like, but murder's just an act. It's all about the anticipation, the planning."

"Do you remember the first time you handcuffed me?"

"Do you know how crazy that sounds?"

"If I wake up bald tomorrow, will you still be attracted to me?"

"You do realise that this is still a crime scene?"

"She's not an unfriendly person. She's just... Got walls?"

"Solitude's a very important part of my evening ritual."

"What happened to our family tradition?"

"Let's not be one of those sad, desperate holiday hookups."

"Are we really going to play this game where you deny things that you and I both know are true?"

"I'm not meant to be the bad guy in this case! You are!"

"Men are clueless."

"Is this as bad as it seems?"

"You two are great together!"

"All I hear you saying is a whole lot of stuff that you can't prove."

"Sorry I had to cockblock you."

"I'm 18. I don't have to ask for permission anymore."

"Please don't tell my father!"

"A father would do anything for his daughter."

"You really are remarkable, you know that?"

"I guess I was right about you."

"You know who's behind this, don't you?"

"What's the kingmaker to do when the king no longer follows orders?"

"I'm touched by your concern, but I think maybe you forget who you're dealing with."

"I suppose this means I'm in your debt."

"It's a dangerous world out there. You never know when you might need a friend."

"If I said no, would you really believe me?"

"Are you pathologically incapable of telling the truth?"

"It's all happening too fast and too slow at the same time."

"We're going to a cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere?"

"Is that holy water? Where did you get that from?"