I don’t remember if this went through, so forgive me-
It’s time for a road trip for the Matpat egos and yn! What would a road trip with them look like? (Who drives, who navigates, who’s the DJ, who gets carsick, who has to take a bathroom break, who’s the one in the trunk (kidding), etc)
Alternate question: How many Mat Egos do you think it would take to explode a car?/j.
I know (all? I think??) all Mat Ego's are adults, but it would just be. So funny if none of them could drive-
So! To answer, I think that: Y/N would be driving, Mat (ETN) is navigating (he sucks ass at it but he's trying his best) Madpat and Warfpat are dj-ing which is a mess because its a mashup between what sounds like a dramatic murder stinger soundtrack and a disco/ABBA playlist, Hermit probably gets carsick due to not being used to cars let alone in one, Dark went for a bathroom break and got left behind, Mat himself is hiding in the trunk because of the absolute chaos inside, Crewmate Mack is trying to clean up Hermit's mess, Head engineer Mack is strapped to the roof of the car because 'his vibes weren't right', Dictator Mack got run over five hours ago, the car is on fire, you are on fire, the road is on fire and obama is there, miley cyrus plays in the background like some western movie intro,
