Happy birthday @marourin John's Instagram account Bear Selfies started out as a joke. People kept trying to take pictures with bears. (WTF people!) But soon, Everyone kept trying to get a picture with Bane. But John realised he didn't have that many pictures of his boyfriend. Bane didn't like posing for selfies. Soon, John had followers who found Bane's lack of selfie game hilarious. Hiding in the background of John's selfies with bunny ears on. Posing when it suited him which was never, ever, ever when John had his phone out. (Bear selfies. It's a thing. Don't do it. This is a service message from Bane and John and the brown bear who tried wrestle John for his wallet and car keys. Bears are just sneaky!)

I'm just tired. Tired. I want to hide under a blanket and say NO. No. No. And. No. Bane and John are how I feel this week. Done.