“Yeah, turns out I’m actually half-car….my great grandfather was a 1973 Oldsmobile 88. Grandma was also a 1970 Dodge Challenger. Not sure how I missed that one….”

“Fascinating stuff. Did you ever think there was something about you that was different? Like that hinted towards this kind of heritage.”

“Well…y-*ABRUPTLY STARTS SPEWING SMOKE FROM MOUTH WHILE MAKING HORRIBLY LOUD EXHAUST NOISES*

*SHRIEKING IN TERROR*

*PEE-WEE JIDDERMEYER CARMICHAEL!!! HALF MAN, HALF CAR, ALL BASTARD!!!!!*

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New Bills head coach Joe Brady has made his first big hire. Buffalo has agreed to terms with Pete Carmichael Jr. to be its offensive coordinator, NFL Network Insiders Ian Rapoport, Tom Pelissero and Mike Garafolo reported Friday. Carmichael spent the last two seasons as a senior offensive assistant in Denver and was Sean Payton’s OC in New Orleans for 10-plus seasons. Around The NFL will have…

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“Normally, I would argue with that since I’m very into astrology but being so sassy with your religion stuff is so funny.” Kisumi admitted as he couldn’t contain a bubble of laughter.

Maybe befriending Carmichael was a sign he needed to get his shit together in life. At the very least, the other was a good influence rather than most of the heathens he tended to linger around.