#carcinocandy

someone else had it hoarded for a while too

so i was talking to  my friend and i was trying to talk about a new headcanon for "bone bulges" and i was trying to say it's " a little tail, like the leftovers from the grub stage, like some people put the middle set of grub legs as marks or whatever on the back, y'know?" and she thought i said " a little them"  and i just "what if a bone bulge was a little /them/" like a little mini them where their dick would be  and it talks kinda like the adults on peanuts  and yeah  some people make clothes for them and they wrestle for sex  like matesprits they just kinda hug and kiss and cuddle and kismesis they beat the shit out of each other and the the persons that the bulges are attached to just kinda hang out talk to each other yeah and then i started thinking /johnkat/ like they get going and both of them just "karkat what is that" "WHAT, DOESN'T YOURS- OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" and karkat is more scared of johns than john is of his and they try to do it and karkats just hugs and touches johns and john's all "karkat this is weird" "YEAH, MINE'S DOING ALL THE WORK"  and then when john finishes it gets all over karkat's  and it whines and karkat's just "JOHN WHAT THE FUCK. I THINK YOU MADE IT CRY" "it can cry?" and john's just  "where does your..stuff....come out..." and he just looks down and there's RED EVERYWHERE and karkat' just "THAT'S WHAT THE NOOK IS FOR YOU UNEDUCATED DIPSHIT"

and uh

yeah.