Ik what you mean about Taylor having chemistry with a tree lol. Like I’m open to something having happened with Kaylor, but she had very similar vibes with Lily A, Cara, Gigi, Martha, Lily D yet none of those girls got shipped. Also it’s so funny that Cara is basically what they paint Karlie out to be, and they had to fanfic her as Karlie’s BFF to erase the threat she was to Kaylor
Well coz Kaylor was fucking MARKETED.
Every. Single. Conspiracy. Ship. Was. Marketed.
Look at the two most long lasting Tay ‘ships’: they’re the ones that were sold the shit out of.
Look at the shit that gets thrown at Jake and John: it’s the stuff she sold about them.
And ya Cara is EXACTLY what fanfic Kar is like. She’s apparently bi but heavily prefers women, has fucked half the models she has come in contact with, and oozes boyfriend sexual energy. And like deadass lived with Taylor for months in canon reality.
But somehow they don’t think that’s sus lol - and it might not be tho I can easily imagine at least a hookup - but Tay and this heavily stunted thing with a girl who... seems straight and/or ace... is soulmate forever energy.