[12:57:27 AM] Becca: ONCE UPON A TIME JACE AND ALEC WERE SITTING IN AMERICA AND THEN JACE GOT DRAFTER AND HE WAS SUPER UPSET BUT ALEC SAID IT'S COOL BRAH I'LL ENLIST WITH YOU
[12:58:34 AM] Becca: AND THEN THEY WERE IN BOOT CAMP AND THOUGHT THEY WERE HOT SHIT BUT THEIR SARGEANT WAS A BULLY BUT AFTER A TRAINING MONTAGE SET TO "I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU" THEY WERE THE BEST SOLDIERS IN THE UNIT AND THEIR SARGEANT GAVE THEM A PROUD SMILE AND SALUTE AS THEY BOARDED THE PLANE TO SHIP OUT TO ENGLIAND
[12:58:55 AM] Becca: AND THEN WHEN THEY WERE THERE THERE WERE LOTS OF BOMBS AND IT WAS SUPER SCARY AND THEN THEY WERE IN THE FOXHOLES AND IT WAS EVEN SCARIER
[12:59:37 AM] Becca: AND JACE SAID ALEC I'M SO SCARED DON'T LEAVE ME AND ALEC SAID OK I WON'T AND ALSO I LOVE YOU AND JACE SAID WOW THAT IS SURPRISING AND A LITTLE GAY I DON'T THINK THAT'S ALLOWED AND ALEC SAID NO IT'S FINE THIS IS WAR EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND
[12:59:42 AM] Becca: AND THEN THEY HAD SEX.
[12:59:52 AM] Becca: AND ALEC WAS ALL OOH MR. WAYLAND OOH
[1:00:01 AM] Becca: AND JACE WAS ALL AND I WILL LEAVE MY RUNES ON
[1:00:07 AM] Becca: AND ALEC WAS ALL SWOON
[1:00:13 AM] Becca: AND SUDDENLY WITHIN A 200 MILE RADIUS
[1:00:20 AM] Becca: GERMANS THREW DOWN THEIR WEAPONS
[1:00:38 AM] Becca: HOT YAOIS WERE DRAWN
[1:00:41 AM] Becca: IT WAS AWESOME
[1:00:43 AM] Becca: THE END.
