This is literally (and I mean literally) THE FUNNIEST spam message I've ever gotten
Is this not an anime protagonist introduction?
[Image Caption: Screenshot of a Tumblr Messaging Spam: "Good day (hand shaking emoji), I'm Dr Mark Anthony (blue heart emoji) Am a powerful spell (dice emoji) caster who got powers from my ancestors (masks emoji) who lived to solve peoples problems (people holding hands emoji) so i took on the duty after them. I work on a variety of issues (Ok hand sign emoji) mostly love (beating heart emoji) related problems, pregnancy (pregnancy emoji) & wealth (money bags emoji) grants, protection (prayer hands emoji) all your wishes (uh hands cupped emoji idk) spells. I grants within 24 (clock emoji) hours and my spells have no side effects to my clients, if you have any issued u want to talk about kindly reply back let solved it out." End Caption]
