#captaintrio

I don't want to get into politics on main too much, but with two confirmed deaths, it makes it less of a possibility for being staged. I would, admittedly, not put it past him, but more than worry about the legitimacy, what I think we're going to have to brace for is a lot of rage and violence from his supporters.

Hate crimes against visible minorities are going to surge.

Stay safe out there my friends. Do what you need to, and please, if you can do so safely, be sure to vote. I know - I KNOW - you don't have to say it, because I KNOW.

Kid's?

lol you need that chronologically or alphabetically?

But, I mean, that's part of why we love him, y'know? Despite wanting to shake him like a glow stick, he's an interesting, infuriating, and deeply complex character.

We have solid framework for a myriad of different possibilities and assumptions about him, and so many different things work. And Gods that ANGER

What this man needs is a nice AU and a chance to own his own business. Auto body repair, mechanical engineering, or a BDSM club owner. Ten years he's insanely rich and still working in the oil change pit with the newbie.

Poor new guy doesn't realize he's the CEO/Owner until like 8 months in. He's been bitching about this asshole to KILLER of all people and Killer's just glad the newbie's letting off steam.

hey hello and welcome to my ask box! thanks for asking about hickey hockey ehehehe. here's a snippet though i keep saying im gonna redo this one to make it 3rd person POV. This is a story that is loosely inspired by @mamaalpha 's and I utter OBSESSION with this show on Hulu, Shoresy (and by extension, Letterkenny). and OFC its a Kid Pirate au/ One Piece adjacent AU

Setting my bags on the floor, I take a look around the old farmhouse. It’d been nearly 10 years since I had stepped foot on the land. The 10 acres of private property had been in my dad’s family for generations and would continue to stay in the family long after he passed; the will had recently been updated to remove my mother from receiving anything but the house and property would be deeded to me and my younger brother.

I still have hopes and ideas for this fic and I just need to be in the right frame of mind to do it. ALSO SEASON 3 of SHORESY COMES OUT JUNE 19!!!

xD \o/

I have to give credit to @yamiyamiart - who is phenomenal in all ways - but she's so good about small details like that in her art, that I always try to think about it when drawing my own.

there's someone on Twitter - Gee - who adds freckles, body hair, skin marks, etc. and I try to keep that in mind when I'm doing more than just sketching.

Since I don't disclose my location, lets just pretend its still saturday!! 21. How was your day today? I'd say its wasn't bad! Woke up with a bit of a migraine, drank loads of coffee, chased after a gremlin all day, and then sat down to open the ask box. Oh I also finished binge watching true blood!

Sookie Stackhouse is the fucking worst. Pam supremacy forever.

22. How much sleep did you get last night? Hmm throughout the night? A solid five and a half before Kid's snoring pissed me off enough to wake up. Did something but forgot what it was cause I was dead on my feet. Then slept for another 3 hours, uninterrupted. A record!

23. Do you believe in aliens? Most of the world's ocean is still unexplored and compared to how massive space is, ofc theres gonna be life somewhere out there. Lets hope they're smart enough to not come here.

26. What are some seemingly childish things you like? Collecting figures probably. It's like, a lot of money, for it to sit there and collect dust. But also, have you seen my Kids?

35. Do you currently have a squish? I reiterate, have you seen my Kids?

me complaining about oda's crimes about writing women underneath the cut.

sighs. he fills my brain with confetti I s2g.

xD

I can really see him doing like, overly exaggerated muscle man poses, flexing his arms and jiggling his pecs and giving you the widest, toothy grin he's got.

This is the kind of guy who, in a modern AU, would reenact that Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast, and lift a bench with the crew on it, cause "heftin' a bunch of willowy chicks into the air ain't nothing, watch this mouse!"

Killer, Heat and Wire don't make it easy on him either, they're probably drunk and lurching everywhere and he's gotta control 'em enough to set them back down, cause it's not cool if they fall everywhere - funny, sure, but still xD

the big sap probably says stuff like how he doesn't toss you around to show off cause you don' weigh enough for it to be a show of strength, and if he accidentally hurt you he wouldn't know what to do. Tells you you're stronger than him anyway, cause no one else can bring him to his knees but you.

(o u o!!! all your lil event things are so fun, thank you for letting us play!!)

Oh I know exactly!

"Alright, Dare." You say, smug look on your face.

Kid grins, and it sends an alarming shiver down your spine before he even opens his mouth. "Alright, I dare you to demonstrate how to suck someone off."

There's a pause in the air among you and everyone else there. Kid just looking as smug as smug can be. The penalty for not accepting a dare is to let the host or date - aka client - who prompted it take the other into a private room.

Right now it was just all hosts, or well, escorts, since it was after hours, but you were the newest.

"On... you?" You question after a moment and everyone else laughs.

"On a dildo, usually." Sabo says, regaining his composure the fastest.

"Or someone's fingers." Zoro prompts, wiggling a couple fingers at you.

"If you want to though," Kid offers, leaving things unsaid as he tugs on his belt.

You look around and find Marco's gaze. He's been keeping you under his wing so to speak, and he just closes his eyes and nods. "Whatever you're comfortable with, and if you don't want to at all, there's always the penalty box, yoi."

"Aye, it's only seven minutes." Killer adds.

"Hm, well, I think then