#captainjackalton

Am I really that old?

We are dust. I am now in my early 20s and fading away into nothingness. 

Oh boy. I’m so bad. How have I only just seen this?? I’m so sorry, ack !!! Here we go !!

1. How long have you been watching Game Grumps?

Since 2014, yo. i’m sad i didn’t start watching sooner though, i love jon

2. What was your first episode?

The first episode I watched was the Sonic 06 episode with Silver and Sonic fighting. “IT’S NO USE!!!!!!!!” that was a good time

3. What is your favourite episode?

Oh man. Probably one of the Sonic Boom episodes where the guys are super tired and making nearly no sense. Or the Teletubby episode, my god. The video with the girls and their dog fucking kills me. The father’s day episode with Brian and Audrey is a pretty high contender, I love that gal so much she’s the cutest 

4. Do you have a favourite Grump? If so, who and why?

YES. DANIEL. HE’S SUCh A BABE AND HE’S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH JUNK AND HE DESERVES HAPPINESS AND ALL THE GOOD THiNGS

5. Favourite series?

Ribbit King!!! It’s my favourite game and the guys always have a good time when the play it yes good. And Pokemon Art Academy!! I listened to those episodes a lot when they first came out to help me sleep

6. Any series you don’t like?

There’s not really a series that I don’t like, I don’t think. I couldn’t really get into Katamari Forever, I watched a couple of episodes and then kinda forgot about it. 

7. Do you ship polygrumps?

maybe... . . i don’t know... .. . . don’t out me like this *hides all poly posts on blog*

8. What is your favourite polygrumps ship?

I really had a thing for bangiplier??? that was a wild ride

9. Jon or Danny?

C’mon bro don’t do me like this. Jon on his own but Danny on gamble groomps

10. Ever read any fanfiction on the Grumps?

TOO many. Haven’t read any for ages now though. I took a break from tumblr and ting

11. Favourite inside joke? (ie- wolfjob)

LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE GOT A BABY PENIS, LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE GOT A BAAABY PEE-EE-NIS

12. How did you find the Grumps?

one of my exes was obsessed with them and showed that episode up there ^^^ and now I’ve fallen in love with these goofballs and I can’t get up

13. Septiplier or Egobang?

Egobang pls why is this even a question

14. Do you like NSP and Starbomb, or are you in it for the gaming?

With a url like buttsexgoldilocks, I think you can tell what I like

I LIKE CURLY NERDS THAT CAN SING AND PLAY GAMES OKAY COOL

15. Have any merch?

I don’t and it makes me sad. I’m planning on ordering the NSP cover album when they announce it!! And maybe I’ll treat myself to some cool shirts and stuff too

16. Any games you wish they would play?

Sonic adventure 2 please and thank you right now. 

17. Favourite Grump account on tumblr?

http://grumpsaesthetics.tumblr.com/ is my life and soul 

18. How do you like Matt and Ryan/Supermega?

They’re cool dudes. I really really loved them when they did Cyndago. They do some stupid shit but so do the rest of the grumps?? Like as long as you acknowledge your faves to stupid shit, and they acknowledge it as well and apologise, then you know. I watch some of their let’s plays but I mostly stick around for the sketch comedy. We’re just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do, yo

19. Who do you identify most with out of all of the Grumps?

Probably Suzy. No one likes her and she’s edgy as fuck. Just kidding, I’m Ross. No one likes him and he’s annoying as fuck

I feel Dan on a spiritual level tbh. I’ve been through some shit, he’s been through some shit. He’s super happy and I’m like, getting there. He’s all I aspire to be, really. If I’m have the human Dan is when I’m his age, I’ll be super happy with my life

20. Apart from the Grumps, who else (if anyone else) do you like to watch on YouTube?

Oh boy. You asked for it

Poppy

Chris Stuckmann

Game/Film Theory

The Needle Drop

The Most Popular Girls In School

That One Video Gamer

JonTron

Shane Dawson

PixlPit

Jacksfilms

Razzbowski

Jacksepticeye

Markiplier

CinemaSins/BrandSins

SuperMega

DUDE!! I DIDN’T KNOW! HAPPY BIRTH!!