#captain-snark

poor circulation?

I don’t think it’s canon, but there’s no reason he can’t be queer. In fact, I think it makes him kind of interesting, if he is.

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been watching parks and rec and thinking about stiles so nervous before his first date with derek he shows up a day early and drunk. if that tickles ur fancy

Derek isn’t sure what he’s expecting when he hear a knock on his door at three in the morning, but it wasn’t a drunk Stiles in a haphazardly buttoned up shirt and the first pair of skinny jeans Derek has seen on him that don’t have holes. 

Looking at Stiles in front of him, Derek still isn’t sure what to expect. 

“You’re lookin’ good,” Stiles slurs, leaning against the door and taking a sip from the bottle that’s in his hand. “Always look good, though. ‘Specially for me for our date.”

Derek frowns in confusion. “Stiles, our date is tomorrow night,” he says, certain that he didn’t forget what day it is and miss it.

Stiles nods. “True, but see I was,” he leans in and changes his voice to a loud whisper,” nervous.”

“You were nervous?” Derek asks, the volume of his voice at a normal level.

Stiles’ eyebrows raise dramatically as his eyes widen. He raises his free hand and places his pointer finger over Derek’s lips while loudly shushing him. “Don’t say that, Der,” he tells Derek seriously.

No one has called him Der since before the fire. And coming from Stiles? Well, it’s kind of nice. “Why shouldn’t I say that?” he asks around the finger over his mouth.

Stiles shakes his head so hard that Derek feels a little dizzy staring at him. “’Cause ‘m not nervous. At all.”

“Oh,” is all Derek says and grabs Stiles’ wrist to pull his finger away from Derek’s mouth. “How about you come in, and I make you a cup of coffee?”

“Ooooooh,” Stiles sing-songs. “Inviting me in for coffee on the first date? It must’ve gone really well.”

not realizing a movie had a graphic rape scene that was super traumatizing