"why are you being told to put worms in your mouth...? You won't actually do that will you? Wait why am I asking you kiss worms" - @captain-incompetent
...what?
Hi, Red, so... wait, why are you still up? I thought it was really late in the timezone that the Skeld uses, compared to what time it is now here on the Polus base. Anyway, uh, yeah, I'm on Polus right now, actually, and I'm not handling worms, I'm handling the crew of this base. They're as tall as my fingers right now, it's half adorable and half terrifying, I am literally holding their lives in my hands.

















