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Tonight my kid was playing with a boat in the sink and his crew: a Lego guy, a Playmobile knight, and a plastic gecko with a suction cup on its belly, were named Capt Vomit, Capt Cantswim, and Steve.

I allowed as how this might be a dicey adventure and he assured me everything would be fine, "There's a robot, too."

This is what you're like when you were born in 2022.

#Captain Vomit #adventures #on the high seas #with Steve

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