#captain knave

Will:

Will: Bit small innit?

Hook:

Hook: it's bigger on the inside

Will: uh-huh

Hook: listen Scarlet don't insult the size of a man's ship

Hook: bad form

Hook: look you've been to Wonderland, any chance you've got some magic pills to sort of help with this sort of problem?

Will:

Hook: I wouldn't enquire too closely as to the reasons why a thing like that might be in your possession.

Will:

Will: As it happens I might have something that could help.

Will: For the ship.

getting locked up by Emma Swan

a rather world-weary attitude

a fondness for drink

bloody hell

being protective and supportive of Belle

a tendency to stray to the wrong side of the law

a tendency to reform and be the best version of themselves when around a woman who believes in goodness and heroism and Doing The Right Thing

bringing their lady love some coffee

trying the patience of everyone around them with their snark

pissing off the Dark One by dating his wife

pissing off the Dark One by being braver, sometimes to the point of recklessness, and more honourable

Things Will Scarlet and Killian Jones better bloody not have in common by the end of this:

a dead lover on account of the Dark One's jealousy

a missing hand or other appendage

aka Will and Belle had better make it through this okay