#capnomacro

As I battle my way through fatigue in order to get my Sally story request going, I thought I’d ask you this question:

Would any of you be interested in an ‘Ask the Mega-Sized Kanker Sisters*’ sizeblog in the future, bearing in mind that I can’t really draw the responses?

I’ll take all your answers in consideration.

Fighting through the fatigue of Crohn’s Disease (which this admin has got), I’ve brought you another short story! This is the first of the “Buree Larakee” AU stories, which as a reminder is:

An AU in which Bob and his gang manage to get a hold of Albert’s shrinking ray and use it to shrink cities down to size, forcing the citizens to survive their bullish ways, like using the cities as ashtrays! The ‘Bad Pearl’ of the AUs. ['Buree Larakee’ is Hindi for 'Bad Boys’]

(See the post labelled “Update #2″ for Alex’s Wikia entry)

Enjoy! [BTW, if this story/AU somehow offends you in anyway, don’t fret - normal service will resume in the next story, and this AU will be returned to fewer times than the other two.]

The green light faded and the city’s inhabitants felt their gravity return to normal. No one knew where the light came from, or what had happened, but when they woke up and looked to the sky, they found that they were in a titanic bedroom, with everything thousands of times bigger than even the tallest skyscraper! But the real terror was about to unfold right before their eyes...

In the distance there came massive booming sounds, which only grew in volume with each step. For the yellow-and-magenta-haired boy walking towards them seemed to grow thousands of feet high every second until he sat down in front of the desk they were on and peered down at the city with fascination.

A huge blue eye now obscured the ‘sky’ over the city, causing the citizens to scream in horror. The eye blinked, and gigantic eyelashes whipped the top of the city, breaking apart the roofs of skyscrapers and sending them down onto the streets below. A huge, godly voice broke out....

“Looks like Albert’s shrink ray worked after all! Bob will be psyched to hear about this! But first, I’m gonna have fun with this speck of a city!”

The voice deafened some of the citizens, while others attempted to escape. A colossal packet of cigarettes blocked the East, and dust particles were piled up on the West. The giant boy (Alex was his name) had them right where he wanted them!

Alex lowered his index finger onto the city and began to divide it up. The huge nail tore through the streets, causing people to scatter. Some buildings were knocked down by the humongous flesh of the finger as it slowly moved eastwards. Alex laughed at the microscopic people as they became fearful of him, and wondered how much more frightened they’d be if Bob or the other members of the gang were in possession of the city!

With the city divided by the young ‘god’, Alex picked up one half of the city carefully with his fingers. The citizens were pinned down by the ultra-sized G-forces as they saw his light crimson shirt and mighty face appear in front of him. Then they went higher, until they could see huge strands of hair, the vast smell of hair gel choking them.

“You’re the kind of nits I like to have in my hair!” Alex teased. “If you can survive until I get to the clubhouse, then you can be my slaves!”

With that, he dropped the city into his hair. Buildings, people, and cars were thrown from the ground and onto the skin below. Many were wiped out, but some survived, looking up in horror at the huge hair strands, bigger than anything on Earth. It would relatively take years for them to climb up a single hair strand!

Looking down at the other half of the city below, Alex smirked as he took out a cigarette from his pack and lit it. The powerful sight up above caused everyone to panic. As Alex blew the smoke, the screams grew louder, causing Alex to look down and smirk at them even more.

“Worship me in your last few minutes, pathetic little specks!” he smiled. “More cities will soon end up shrunk and in the gang’s clutches. We’ll be the Earth’s true overlords, and no one can stop us!”