#cap polycule

Reader

the self-designated builder and farmer

will crash out if any of the boys fuck with the aesthetic

made the boys travel multiple in game days to find the perfect spot to build your base

has many many pet wolves and cats

and axolotls

has a secret mountain base that only sam knows about bc he built his secret base in the same damn mountain

refuses to enter the deep dark but makes the boys go bc you like the blocks

made a very organised storage room

it’s alphabetised

keeps trying to hatch turtles but somehow fails everytime

breeds horses like it’s no one’s business

loves the mules

has a bunny farm in a lush cave

favorite biomes are plains, lush caves, dark forests (the forest with the mushrooms), the cherry blossom biome, mangrove swamps, and the coral reef

often dies to creepers, wither skeletons, blazes, cave spiders, and polar bears

has rage quit bc joaquin threw a snowball and accidentally pushed you off a mountain

Bucky

still doesn’t fully understand how to play but gets an A+ for effort

tamed a lot of cats until he got one that looked like Alpine

the reason keep inventory stays on

named a chicken steve

steve was murdered after you all let clint join the server

clint was promptly banned

bucky is still plotting clint’s downfall to this day

built a graveyard for all the pets that die

most of them were his…

will die almost every ten minutes

skeletons love him

refuses to go anywhere alone with sam bc he usually ends up dying

is lowkey scared of endermans but will never admit it

likes the birch forest and taiga

has died to nearly every hostile mob imaginable

Sam

the only one who actually plays the game

has a full set of enchanted diamond/netherite armor and tools

beat the ender dragon without anyone’s help

redstone fanatic

has made multiple fake carpets with holes underneath to kill bucky

bucky falls for it everytime

built a nether highway but is the only one who uses it

loves to go treasure hunting and will disappear for multiple days

uses elytra and fireworks to get everywhere

built a landing pad on the roof of the base that you hate

has built a massive hole in the ground that just goes straight to bedrock

constantly asks ‘when did they add blank?’

boasts about how he’s only died 4 times

one of those times is bc bucky lit him on fire in the desert

the other times he died were bc of multiple baby zombies and twice from shulkers in the end

favorite biomes are the nether, mountains and mesa

Joaquin

first thing he did was make a villager trading center

it goes against the geneva conventions

isn’t allowed near any dynamite after he blew up half of the base right after you finished building it

collects parrots like they’re pokémon

fishes like crazy

there’s at least three double chests just full of fish

dies to creepers often

spends days in the mines with sam

has multiple enchanted fishing rods

makes it his mission to kill the guardians at the underwater temples

and also to befriend all the dolphins

has searched frantically for a mooshroom island but hasn’t found one yet

there is one but you all decided not to tell him abt it for shits and giggles

often dies to creepers, bees, and drowned

once died to a llama bc he was on half a heart

loves mooshroom islands and jungles