#cantevenbeachhere

"And I'm bad like the Barbie, I'm a doll but I still wanna party. Pink 'Vette like I'm ready to bend. I'm a ten, so I pull in a Ken. All of the Barbies is pretty. All of the Barbies is bad. It girls, and we ain't playin' tag."

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Desert Bluffs: Our muses have entered a world where everything is wrong.

@cantevenbeachhere

Barbie felt a chill go down her spine, as she read an old magazine, she had stopped by an antique shop, and apparently a magazine warranted from six months ago, counted as one. Who knew?

However, it was the main article that caught her by surprise. Abandoned Places. How did Barbieland even have abandoned places? An abandoned shopping mall graced the glossy pages of the magazine. And Witch Barbie gasped aloud in both horror and astonishment. A mall? Of all places, a mall had become abandoned for tacky netural fashion choices.

However, the more she considered it while sipping her apple spiced tea, the more the wheels turned in her brain. Maybe there was stuff left behind there? Maybe she could find that party store that the article advertised, and get something splendid for Halloween? But, she couldn't possibly go by herself. There was only one Ken for the job. For adventure and extreme shopping.

---later---

“Barbieeeeeeee!” Ken calls out as he knocks again. “Crafting Baaaaaaaaarbieeeeeee! It’s me! Ken!” @cantevenbeachhere

Anyway, I'm not like from your world, but I've been told more than once I gotta say hi and check you out. So hi! And everybody was right; you're legit!

I didn't really know what you like, but I brought you a burger as a treat if you want it! 😁😎 - @cantevenbeachhere

mrrrrr!! mrrrr?

[Jeff says he is very glad to see you! he loves burgers!

You had a lot of favorites the last time I asked you about birthday cakes, and I didn't want you to have one without having any of the others... So! I made all three!

The bright side of having three cakes for your birthday means there's plenty to share!! OR plenty that is *just* for you! haha

Anyway, thanks for being such a good friend! I hope your birthday is amazing!

Hello! Of course you can have one!!! I LOVE YOU!

I hope you like it!!! @cantevenbeachhere

Over here, I’m Ant-Mun.

Over there -> @cantevenbeachhere I’m Malibu Mun

No, the boys are not aware of each other. A side effect of multiverse/tumblr shenanigans LOL

This does not mean Scott is going away, so don’t panic! He’s not going anywhere anytime soon. This just means more fun for me!

Continued from here Thread with @cantevenbeachhere & @independentxbarbie:

A ferret! Now that’s totally thinking out of the Barbie Box, Independent Barbie! Huh. A ferret. That’s pretty interesting. *runs hand through my hair* I think my hair color could work as a ferret, right?

Trying to keep a straight expression on her face, something at which she failed horribly, Independent Barbie brought her hand to her mouth in an attempt at hiding the giggle that bubbled from her lips. Reaching out to snag Ken's cowboy hat off the top of his head only to perch it on top of her own, she tilted her head and hummed softly before shaking her head.