#canon interference

GUESS WHO'S BACK.

BACK AGAIN.

CHAINSWAG'S BACK.

TELL A FRIEND.

ALRIGHT, ENOUGH NONSENSE. I KNOW THIS BLOG HAS BEEN ALMOST ENTIRELY DEAD FOR OVER A MONTH. MY APOLOGIES, IN BEHALF OF DORKLEER AND MYSELF FOR NOT KEEPING AN UPDATE SCHEDULE, OR SOME SORT OF QUEUE GOING ON. I'LL TRY TO KEEP IT UPDATED FOR YOU ALL, LOYAL FOLLOWERS. BUT ENOUGH APOLOGIES, LET US JUMP HEAD ON THE POST ITSELF:

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Name: Usao Isajt Title: Witch of dreams (can control others dreamselves) Age: 7.4 sweeps (however old 16 is) Screen Name: mistymoonlight

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE AN OVERPOWEERED LITTLE SHIT. JUST READING THAT FAN-ASPECT WE CAN TELL HOW STUPIDLY OVERPOWER THIS CHARACTER IS. IT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE A BIG THING, BUT THINK ABOUT DIRK. HE COULD USE HIS OWN DREAMSELF(AND ONLY HIS OWN, MIND YOU!) AND THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE *REALLY* POWERFUL. AND I MEAN *REALLY FUCKING POWERFUL*. NOW IMAGINE SOMOENE WHO CAN USE ANYONE'S DREAM SELF. THIS COULD MEAN MULTITASKING WITH ALL THE GAME SESSION, OR EVEN FORCING SOME DREAM SELVES TO COMMIT SUICIDE? I AM CALLING BULLSHIT. ALSO THE TROLLTAG FORMAT IS WRONG.

Typing Style: A = ^, C = (, Q = Ω, W = ω, starts and ends with ><><, uses many punctutaions ><>< helllllllllllllllo everyone!! hoω ^re you tod^y?????? oh,,,,ω^it,,,,, i must Ωuit,,,, my lusus needs me… (h^t l^ter!!!!!!! ><><

FUCKING OBNOXIOUS PIECE OF SHIT QUIRK, COMPLETLY UNRELATED TO THE CHARACTER.

Strife Specibi(Weapon): scythe-kind Relations: Matesprirte: Eridan Morail: Karkat Club thing:  Kissmyass: Gamzee gamzees abdopted sister

CANON INTERFERENCE. AND NOT ONLY THAT, LOOK AT THAT QUADRANT: 'CLUB THING' AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, I'M SERIOUSLY HOPING THIS WAS DONE IN ALL GOOD HEALTHY IRONY, BECAUSE IF NOT, OH BOY...

ALSO, THIS CHARACTER IS IN KISSMYASS WITH GAMZEE'S ADOPTED SISTER(????)

Fetch Modus(If they have one): thougt ( thinks of any item and then has it.)

STUPIDLY OVERPOWERED. IT SOUNDS LIKE THE POWER OF A ROGUE OF VOID, THOUGH, SO WE COULD KINDA LET THIS SLIP...IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT THIS CHARACTER CAN ALSO CONTROL ANYONE'S DREAM SELF. THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

Planet: Land of Rain and Darkness Music: Silnce of the many dead souls Likes: troll anime; ERIDAN; Hates: meanies; fighitng

HATES WHATEVER NORMAL PERSON WOULD HATE. ALSO, LISTENS TO 2EDGY MUSIC.

Bio: her lusus was so mean and didnt want her as a grub. so he tossed her into the OCEAN : ((((((( BUT thats where goatdad found her and brought her back : )))))))))

OK, THIS IS STUPID. A LUSUS CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT A TROLL ON THE SURFACE, IT'S A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP. I GUESS, PERHAPS A LUSUS COULD DROP THEIR PROTEGEE ON THE OCEAN, AS TO FORCE THE GRUB TO LEARN TO SWIM(THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE IN SUCH A VIOLENT SOCIETY) BUT A LUSUS ADOPTING MORE THAN ONE GRUB? THAT'S UNHEARD OF. AND I DOUBT IT WOULD HAPPEN.

Personality: cute + innocent + harmless. Complete pasifect. that is until u touch her or her friends. she never has anything negative about her.

A) CREATOR NEEDS TO GIT GUD AT ENGLISH.

B) CHARACTER PERSONALITY IS COMPLETLY DULL, OVERUSED, BORING. A TROLL WHO'S HARMLESS? BULLSHIT. PASIFECT? THINK AGAIN, NERD. NO TROLL IS A PACIFIST AND LIVES LONG ENOUGH TO TELL THE TALE. EXCEPT SOME EXCEPTIONS IN CANON, WHERE THE TROLL WAS PROTECTED BY OTHER, LESS PACIFIC TROLLS(THE SUFFERER, ANYONE?). 

Ancestor: the queen (or princess)

Lusus: giant dragonfly

Blood Color: black Outfit:       dresses all black, leather jacket, earrings, likes zippers

ANCESTORS HAVE A SIMILAR NAMING RULE AS OTHER TROLLS. IN THIS CASE, YOU NEED AN 8-LETTER NAME. THE PRINCESS FITS, THE QUEEN DOES NOT.

LUSUS IS COMPLETLY UNRELATED TO THE TROLL, BUT WE HAVE LITTLE INFORMATION ON HOW THIS TROLL ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE.

AHH, A BLACKBLOOD. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!! TOO BAD SHE DIDN'T DROWN IN THE OCEAN, AWFUL MUTANT PIECE OF GARBAGE. I WILL NOT EVEN TALKA BOUT THAT 'OUTFIT'.