#canon!abe

he’s still the abe we all know and love except he’s well...........old

in this take you’re not H.R’s daughter. instead things are as the snl skit said

he married Pickens’ granddaughter but as abe got older his wife ended up leaving him for someone her age—

leaving him to raise their son mordecai as a single father

(mordecai being born in this take obviously makes this tricky bcos you’re wayy younger than parnassus. i decided to keep him in tho bcos the thought of abe being all alone in his estate with this kid, raising him and keeping up with his demanding job is just that juicy sad thought)

anyway. your first impression of parnassus is that he’s a grumpy old man, he’s far more closed off than he used to be in his youth. his wife abandoning him and his son has given him some trust issues

but when you do end up becoming a serious part of parnassus’ life he honestly cherishes you so much. he hadn’t realized how lonely his life was until you come into it

he does still have bouts of grumpiness, responsibilities and work can really weigh on him, and he can’t keep up with it all like he used to.

sometimes his sour moods end up being taken out on you unintentionally but he never lets an instance of that go by without making it up to you for being difficult— he doesn’t want to lose you and knows you’re more patient with him than what he deserves sometimes

there have been times where you’ve just spent lazy days in bed with him because the mattress was too soft for him to get up so he’d just resign himself to a day spent with you!!

like young!abe he definitely calls you a “good girl” and gives you plenty of praise

praising you for how good you’re being before having you spread your thighs so he can eat his sweet girls pussy out

he indulges the fuck out of how wet you get bcos it’s been so long since he’s been able to bury his face in a cunt that gets as wet as yours

he doesn’t appreciate that you originally think he can’t give it to you like someone your own age just because he’s older

bcos he still blows your back out when given the chance

abe is incredibly patient and has honed his skills over the years, so he knows how to exhaust you without necessarily having to get his dick involved

he loves spending ages tasting you!! you’ve gone into his study before just to check up on him, maybe ask if he wants some tea while he does paperwork

but somehow it devolves into you being perched up on his large oak wood desk, have naked while he sits scooted up in his chair between your legs

he loves that after you leave— on unsteady legs— a puddle of your slick gets left behind on his desk, and secretly he wipes it up in his handkerchief to keep in his pocket

parnassus waking up some mornings with his cock too stiff and desperate to bother waking you up

instead he ruts his cock against your ass until you stir and then tells you to wrap back and stroke his cock when he notices you’re awake

when you’re nice and slick for him from the sensuality of the situation he drapes one of your legs over his thighs to get his cock closer to you before sinking in with a raspy groan

a hand gripping your hip tight as he immediately starts up a steady pace

your sweet voice begging him— for what you’re not even sure— but abe is more than happy to give you what you need if you keep begging like that

oh and parnassus is absolutely obsessed with anything that has to do with his cum being in or on or around you. the cum kink is real with him

sometimes you’ll be in the kitchen and faintly hear him calling for you from his study upstairs

you not knowing that he only called up there so you can get on your knees and suck his dick

he’s too distracted by filthy thoughts of you to focus on work. his mind too hung up on your soft lips and what they can do to him

abe is greedy in that moment and needs to watch you make a mess of yourself taking his cock

watch you stroke him and gag on his length until it twitches and makes even more of a mess of you with the loads of cum that land all over you—

your tongue, your face, the last few spurts even dripping down onto clothed chest

but before this, parnassus teaches you just how to take him in your mouth

he instructs you on how to take his cock into your throat without choking so much, praising you each time you do with successfully with warm words and soft pats on your head

“Mmmn...that’s it, yess... you’re such a good girl letting me teach you how to take my cock like this”

you catch him looking down at you, his lids heavy but his expression so gentle and proud— it makes you want to work even harder to please him