Quotes from my sister and I while listening to Epic
These whiny babies should’ve just eaten each other instead of stopping on an island for food.
Eurylochus is such a baby
damn Ody really did just dox himself
I’m glad Polites does early so he doesn’t gotta deal with the rest of this bull crap
If you think the damn bag has treasure just wait till you get on to Ithaca to open it because then if you’re wrong there isn’t any damn harm. These assholes are stupid.
(Me during the Circe) damn I’m gay
Ody really convinced Circe to let him go by being a simp for his wife
*Scylla appears* damn I’m gay and getting in that water…
damn Zeus is horny with clouds
Calypso: “for that I’ll say I’m sorry”. As you should. “I’m sorry my love is too much for you”. STFU lady
“Next to my wife” OOOO DAMN
Telemechus is singing that whole touching song while stepping over dead bodies and covered in blood.
