#canicule

Bonjour, bon Jeudi ☕️🌡

Baignade des chevaux dans la Seine pendant la canicule🗼Paris

Ne remplissez pas la bouteille à fond! Ça gonfle quand ça gèle, vous ne voulez pas une bouteille pétée dans le congélo.

Pensez à remplir plusieurs bouteilles pour faire un roulement.

Ça va dégouliner avec la condensation. Pensez à mettre quelque chose en-dessous. Perso, j'utilise une assiette creuse avec un gant.

Guys, is there anything hotter than Luke Skywalker? I would typically say no, but the temperature in my hotel room the past two days makes the Dune Sea look like a glacier. If you happen to live in an air conditioned space, you have no idea how lucky you are, and if you do not, you were me this weekend/past week, suffering.

I have channeled this misery into a little oneshot, my first fic in a long time!

At least the French ones because come on... We are having some of the longest, hottest, most burning heat-waves in the country's HISTORY. We are having temperatures that do not fit our climate nor our geography. People are dying left and right by drowning or being locked up in cars. Forests are burning everywhere. The mountain-caps are losing their ice and snow forever, lakes are diminishing in size to the point of almost disappearing. Crops are suffering and dying, public transportation does not work anymore because it was built in a time where such temperatures could not exist.

Our entire systems are falling apart because they were conceived for extremes that we have broken already. Kids can't go to school anymore, entire regions have electricity black-out, because the weather is so abnormal everything mankind has created since a century is just breaking apart.

Climate warming is real. Climate change isn't just happening, it has already happened. We were told and warned about this for DECADES and only a few people listened, only a few people did things - and the small things that were done were often undone by fuckers and jerks and greedy self-centered bastards that came behind us to make money.

It is time for these "climate doubters" to just stop denying the catastrophe already upon us. It is too late to stop it, because we can't change the past, but it is not to late to soften the blow, limit the damages, and especially PREVENT THINGS FROM GETTING WORSE. Because this is not it, this is just the beginning, and we can still prevent things from getting even more monstrous, but we need to act fast and efficiently.