@yourfavouritecharactersasdragons
So I just found out about the game Kenshi and I just HAD to turn the Mighty Canhead (pictured below) into a dragon
Please ignore the suspiciously people-shaped silhouettes that the Mighty Canhead is running away from. Those silhouettes are just an optical illusion and are totally not henchmen under my payroll that go around the multiverse abducting people I want to turn into dragons.
God I love this guy
Especially his stupid bucket hat
What really sold it for me was some of his caveman-coded dialogue
I don’t know why but his dialogue made me laugh
Okay enough gushing over a cannibal with a piece of cooking equipment on his head let’s describe the dragon
The first thing you notice about this dragon is the smell it gives off. The smell is thick, almost suffocating, and has a distinct metallic quality to it, like iron or fresh blood. And as you get closer, the smell gets stronger and stronger. Its scales and wing membranes are a mixture of red, black and white, and are patterned in such a way that they almost resemble the lovechild of a zebra’s stripes and a stained glass window. When the dragon spreads its wings, the patterns on its wing membranes almost resemble a sinister grin. The head is almost completely covered in red scales, and horns not dissimilar to those of a deer sprout from its head. These horns are typically adorned with the body parts of dragons that this dragon in particular killed. Most of the dragon’s head is covered in what appears to be a makeshift piece of armor that looks as though someone poured molten iron onto the dragon’s head without harming the creature. Its tail is tipped with an almost scythe-like outgrowth of sharp, silvery scales. The reverse curvature of this outgrowth is designed for combat, and it easily catches limbs and necks as it swings, keeping the force of the blow driving inwards.
Its breath weapon is a substance that can best be described as a fusion of napalm and cooking oil.
