@canadiaism liked for a starter.
Hutt River walks through a strange land, it was much too cold to be where he was going. He shivers and attempts to warm himself.
At home it was summertime.. He thinks to himself. It’s gotta be winter here, it’s below freezing!
He notices a shape up ahead, and runs to catch up with it. “Hey, Pardon me! ...Can you tell me where I am!?”














