#camera ninja

So in my dream, I'm at a bar and Tom Hiddleston is there and we're chatting and I'm being suave because this is a dream and in real life, I would probably scream something embarrassing and incoherent if that gorgeous piece of British perfection was even in my zip code.

Anyways, so we're drinking and chilling, and Robert Downey Jr. shows up and sits with us and we're hanging out and having a good time.

And then Tom goes to get us more drinks (because of course he does, he's a gentleman) and RDJ is like "Soooo, you're an Avengers fangirl?" and I'm like "yep!" because *no shame*

And RDJ is like "so who do you ship?"

And I'm like o_O

And he waits.

And I'm like "ummm, well, Clint and Natasha, and sometimes Steve and Bucky..." I list a couple more and I trail off.

And RDJ just kinda looks at me like "yeah, come on, spit it out"

And I'm like "andImaybealsoshipFrost-Ironlikealot!" >_<

And he just laughs.

And then Tom comes back and RDJ grabs him and kisses him. On the lips.

And then Mark Ruffalo appears out of NOWHERE and takes a couple pictures of them, hands them to me, and vanishes. Because in my dream, Mark Ruffalo is apparently a goddamn camera ninja.

And RDJ takes the photo and signs it "HMS Frost-Iron <3 RDJ"

And I'm just like O__________O

And Tom is like "well, I don't know what just happened, but I'll go ahead and sign the photo too" and he does and he's just laughing, like "whatever, one of my costars just kissed me, no big deal" because he is adorable and of course he would do that.

And did I mention the fact that Mark Ruffalo was a camera ninja? Because I feel like that needed repeating.