#calypsospost

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I could see him being a really shitty cook, but would give you So much shit for teasing him about it

“Well i’d like to see you do it better. You little mite.”

you send him a recipe and he just. doesnt follow the steps at all. Boasting about how he can do it better than some worthless millennial mom online (he’s a millennial.)

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i could also see him, as soon as you come back home, pinning you to a wall and grumbling to you how youve been away from him for so long (4 hours). Not even in a sexual way. Rather him just wanting to bitch at you for leaving him alone for too long

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i could see him being really fucking clingy but denying the hell out of it if you brought it up to him

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I feel like, surprisingly, he’d be somewhat sold on cuddling.

Maybe just your head on his chest is all he allows.

Maybe spooning. (He’d lovingly belittle you for even THINKING of being the big spoon.)

if he is in a cuddly mood. Good luck getting away without any resistance on his part and grumbly remarks about how you ‘dont love him’ or its ‘too early’ (its 2pm)

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I could see him liking to play with your hair, threading and carding his fingers through the strands. he’d tell you to shut up if you mentioned him doing it though.

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