@callouscode || THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL MY OTHER MUSE, RED.
Oh. Huh. Looks like the 'loud clown man', as Red so tactfully put it, needs to backtrack. He kneads his temples as Tig Bop begins... hacking up a hairball? Choking?
Oh, no. It just spat out a crumpled-up polaroid.
Hallyboo picks up the polaroid and wipes off the Tig Bop saliva before showing the picture to Red. It contains an image of a highly contemplative bird with a sad face and a... actually, ignore the thought bubble.
"THIS YOUR KID, BOYO?" he asks, "'CUZ IF SO, THEY'RE WANTED FOR SOFTWARE PIRACY AND OTHER FELONIES."