#callcps

Oh my paw! CPS is coming. The mama lefted me alone today for about an hour. All I had was water, cheesy bones, my blankie, Janice, Karen, all my other toys, and some Cheerios to keep me me company. How am I even alive right now??? #deuceabuse #howamievenalive #ivebeenabarnacleeversince #callcps #deucethediapeydog #fourbulliesandacookie #englishbulldog #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CmIjBL2u_gJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

You see how the mama uses my love of dinos 🦖to sneak in girly unicorns 🦄?? The trickery I endure 🤦‍♂️ #mamasaretricky #usingmydinolove #slippinginaunicorn #callcps #deucethediapeydog #fourbulliesandacookie #englishbulldog #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/ClPCmOMur3B/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I can’t even believe the mama. She said no Frenchie Fries 🍟 today. Just because I had a little reflux episode that aged her 20 years and the entire left side of her clothes are still wet from me drooling during it. #thenerve #butiburpedabunchandimallbetter #frydenied #callcps #deuceabuse #deucethediapeydog #fourbulliesandacookie #englishbulldog #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CdERtkLO2gN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Had to give @lxawx; @iamkenkong & @pkthapoet that work last night bowling. I ain't nobody's professional by a long stretch, but this is the result of 3 previous outings where someone else left with a trophy of photos as bragging rights. #AintNoFunWhenTheRabbitGotTheGun Ow! 😎😂 #BowlingBruhs #BroBroBowling #iBeatTheirAssLikeTheyStoleSomething #CallCPS #CallSanta #CallOprah #TheyNeedNewAssesNow 😂 (at AMF Bowling Co.)