ehehehe you are too kind. Also, I think it's really cool you're from Hawaii. I'm sure you get that a lot, but I've really always wanted to go there. It seems pretty nice.
If/when you come, remember these things:
If you drive super slow in a mustang convertible to look at the pretty ocean literally feet away from you then everybody knows ur tourists and they are judging you. i've been late to way to many dentist appointments.
all beaches are public beaches. the only reason they may be closed to the public is because Pirates of the Caribbean #78492 is filming something
do. not. spend. you. entire. vacation. on. the. south. side. of. oahu. DO. NOT.Â
you will not be able to pronounce anything correctly. yes we will laugh at you. no, nobody can pronounce anything anyway. state fish? humuhumunukunukuapua'a . pause at the ' 's and sometimes w is v
if local people are not in the water do not get in the water you will die