#calicoboy

[6:45:49 PM] Kirukirururin: Sei as the mascot

[6:45:51 PM] Virur: How to tell if someone is in morphine

they have a morphine sei bobblehead in their car or room /SHOT

[6:47:10 PM] Aozure: ^^LOL

[6:47:24 PM] cas: and the little enamel pins

[6:47:34 PM] cas: MAYBE THEY GIVE OUR FEDORAS TOO????

[6:47:35 PM] Virur: If you can survive the experiment for a certain amount of time, you get a metal morphine pin

[6:47:40 PM] Virur: Like the one Sei wears

[6:47:53 PM] cas: member rewards

[6:47:56 PM] Kirukirururin: Benji playing with Sei bobble head

[6:47:58 PM] Virur: ^ yis

[6:47:59 PM] Virur: fjdksljf

[6:48:22 PM] cas: 50% off at your local plushie store

[6:48:48 PM | Edited 6:48:55 PM] Kirukirururin: Discounts on the drug morphine

[6:49:06 PM] Kirukirururin: and vicodin

[6:50:33 PM] Virur: Thank you for being a part of our team for [ 2 months ]

On behalf of our sponsor Toue Inc, we have sent you a limited edition Morphine Fedora

Please continue showing your support by not dying or breaking from our control

[6:51:24 PM] cas: LMAO

[6:51:37 PM] Aozure: ILu guys

[6:51:44 PM] Kirukirururin: "Remember you're here forever!"

[6:51:49 PM] cas: IUEJVEIURFKJEr

I would say Hufflepuff, since he's a very hard worker and always wants to make everyone feel like family. c: but Gryffindor would work too.

Shock collar for the dog

Cattle prod for the cat

Virur y u cruel to animal hybrids oTL

[12:01:19 AM] cas: he's a sociopath

[12:01:29 AM] cas: they're known for abusing animals

[12:01:37 AM] Kirukirururin: ^

[12:01:37 AM] Virur: oTL

[12:01:52 AM] cas: bc they can't feel empathy for other people

[12:02:05 AM] Virur: I worry about him getting his hands on a Noiz or Usagimadoki

Even though Noiz can probably take it

[12:02:08 AM] cas: and so it's impossible for them to feel empathy to something inhuman

[12:02:27 AM] Virur: In all honesty,

[12:02:55 AM] Virur: Virur wanted to bring him home and stick him in a room with Benji

To see if things get violent

[12:03:02 AM] cas: 8(

[12:03:13 AM] cas: the beta!ren?

[12:03:17 AM] Virur: mhmm

[12:03:19 AM] cas: omfg

[12:03:24 AM] cas: benji would shit himself

[12:03:28 AM] cas: out of fright

[12:03:42 AM] cas: he'd take the cattle prod over be!ren any day

[12:03:52 AM | Edited 12:04:02 AM] Virur: "Look, Benji-kun~ I brought you a new friend"

[12:04:05 AM] cas: "...... NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE."

[12:04:23 AM] Kirukirururin: "Puppy~"

[12:04:29 AM] cas: "oh god"

[12:04:33 AM] cas: "oh god puppy nO"

[12:04:36 AM] cas: "NO PUPPY NO"

[12:04:37 AM] cas: "PLS

[12:04:41 AM] cas: DON'T HURT ME"

[12:05:13 AM] Kirukirururin: "Rub his belly Benji!"

[12:05:16 AM] Virur: "I figured having a new playmate would help sort out your... occasional misdemeanors."

[12:05:34 AM] cas: benji just curled up in fetal position

[12:05:36 AM] cas: crying

[12:05:43 AM] cas: be!ren poking at him

[12:06:04 AM] cas: trying to make him move again

[12:06:07 AM] Virur: "Now you have a new object to use as an outlet, instead of getting your paws into things you shouldn't."

[12:06:27 AM] Kirukirururin: "I thought I was the outlet..."

Blinks.

some people are just gross. they think “OH MY GOSH A /GAY/ PERSON!! WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING /GAY/????”