✉ ⁇ ø ✘ $
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[unsent] so like. i kind of sort of don’t really hate you. anymore anyway. you’re actually pretty cool when you remove the stick up your ass. and i appreciate you doing everything that you’ve done for me.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[text] ur aCTuall y cute fOR a preteentious di cK :((((((((
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[text] okay i feel like i should be giving you a heads up before i get home. this is your heads up. i got you earplugs. merry christmas or whatever.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[text] listen here you pretentious bag of dicks. if you think sicking the landlord on me is going to make things better you’ve lost your privileged little mind. i can and will make your life a living hell 3B. do it again, i fucking dare you.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[text] i mean i’d probably actually be interested in sleeping with him if he wasn’t an asshole. which is weird cause that’s normally my type.
[text] fuck.
[text] that wasn’t for you.
[text] i swear to god 3B if you EVER breathe a word of or about this i’ll murder you.
