#calavanda scripts

Hawks: *pokes up from Endeavor and All Might pillow fort* State your name and business.

Midoriya: *holds up All Might toy, pointing it like a sword* Spill it.

Endeavor: for fucks sake-

(Small script collection)

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Hawks: Here kid. All Might made this bento box for ya *gives him bento box* I also left a little something for ya in there as well

Midoriya: *takes it politely* Thank you..!

Hawks: Don't skip out on any meals, unless ya wanna pass out before you can face any villain. Trust me. Working on an empty stomach is literal torture-

~Later~

Midoriya: *lands on tower and hears a weird sound* ???? *grabs bento box and tilts it, the sound coming from it again* .... *tilts the box from side to side, smiling to himself*

(The toy inside:)

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Hawks: *driving and sees Midoriya's GPS off* ... Please tell me he ran. Please tell me he ran. *drifting through the city at this point*

~Some time later~

Midoriya: *holding his own against Lady Nagant*

Hawks: *sees them* .... Should I be proud?..... Yeah.

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Midoriya: *stares at Hawks* .. So. You gonna elaborate on this or what? *points at an unconscious Lady Nagant*

Hawks: I mean, it's like you said. All For One played a Draw 2 card on her-

Midoriya: I meant you being her replacement, Hawks..

Hawks: Oh....... Right. Yeah, uh... *shoves hands in pockets* Probably should've elaborated on that part huh?

Midoriya: Ya tHINK?-

Hawks: ... *looks at Carly*

Carly: *is practically a walking god, who was accidentally thrown into this world*

Hawks: ... *looks back at HPSC* Yknow what? I'm gonna start protecting her even harder-

HPSC: *shocked gasp*

Carly: *saves the League, lets them escape, and doesn't treat him or any of the members like villains, but instead people*

Dabi: ....... She's tolerable.

Hawks: *carrying bag with Jeanist* Are you fucking kidding me?-

Carly: *on phone* How bizzare..

Hawks: ... *slowly looks at her*

Carly: *glances back at him*

Hawks: ... Oh god, that poor kid- Oh god. Oh nO-

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Hawks rushing to support Midoriya be like