#caity time

In which you meet Michael Kaiser who was secretly in love with you

“ Waking up next to Rin Itoshi must be the best feeling in the world.” You said to your best friend Yena as you looked at a photo of him and his new girlfriend. You had been obsessed with the famous soccer player for a year ( even buying all his merch) and now seeing that he was taken had put you in low spirits. “ Forget about that guy, there are so many other soccer players. Better yet, maybe choose someone that is actually real and not basically unreachable.” She said in a monotone voice. “ But all the boys in our college are bums and the hot ones are gay, and the other hot ones are jerks. It’s literally a losing game!” You groaned in agony. Yena just shrugged, she didn’t understand, all she cared about were her comfort and grades. “ I’m going for a walk. Do you want me to pick up some ice cream from the convenience store?” You asked. She nodded while still reading her textbook. You grabbed a coat and keys and walked out the door. Maybe taking a walk would distract you from your despair. As you were walking, thinking about Rin you suddenly knocked into a tall guy and dropped your keys. “ Sorry about that.” You said as you bent down to pick them up. “ Well what do we have here hmm?” You looked up to see… Nope, no way your eyes were working. Is that FREAKING MICHAEL KAISER? “ Um…. Michael Kaiser ?” You said confused. “ Yup, that’s me all right.” You stood there for a bit. Were you having a delusion after being jealous of the girl who bagged Rin? Suddenly the thought of Rin felt lukewarm ( as he would say) compared to what was standing in front of you. “ So where are you headed hmm?” He asked smugly. “ The convenience store, to get ice cream.” You responded quickly as if it was mandatory you tell him where you were going. “ I have a better idea. You go home, get dressed in your best clothes and we go party. For free of course.” He said while smirking. “ Huh?” You said in surprise that he was asking you to go out with him. “ Why me? I mean I really have to um…. Get that ice cream you know…” “ Schatz, come on, you’re pretty and you seem to have personality. It’ll be fun, and afterwards we can go out for your ice cream or whatever.” You hesitated, should you go? Should you not go? Should you abandon Rin Itoshi who you’ve been simping over for a year to go party with this hot guy who also plays soccer? You made up your mind. “ Ok, I’ll go with you.” You said as he smirked again. “ Good decision, now do you have a dress or do we need to buy you one?”

…………………………………………………………………………… After picking out a dress and telling Yena what the heck you were doing ( she didn’t care and wasn’t surprised for some reason) you were finally ready. You walked out your house and got into Michael Kaiser’s fancy car. “ Wait. Why are you taking me again? You don’t even know my name. Better yet what are you doing in the Japanese suburbs?” You asked suddenly realizing that he was a famous soccer player. “ Woah schatz, one question at a time hmm? And relax, I’m not a kidnapper, I’m just on a little break and needed a place to go without crazy fangirls.” He said, still not answering all your questions. You just shrugged it off and let yourself relax as you looked out at the other cars rolling by. A little later you arrived at a fancy big mansion that seemed to have a party going on inside. So that’s the party he was talking about, you were a bit scared that he was taking you to a stripper club or something. He got out of the car, walked to the other side and opened the door for you to get out. “ Cmon we’re here. I’m sure you know all the other peasants in the Blue Lock Facility, so you might as well know everyone here.” He said to you. “ So that’s what this party was about. Makes so much more sense.” You said. He just did his signature smirk again as he took your hand and led you inside.

…………………………………………………………………………… As we walked inside the mansion you got the view of a lifetime. Reo and Nagi were playing video games on the couch while Isagi and Bachira were havin some kind of playful argument. You saw Hugo and Loki talking about something in the dining room while Barou was cleaning up in… a maid outfit? Then Ness walked up to you two like the lost puppy that he is. “ Kaiser! …… Who is that?” He said in a sudden suspicious tone. “ Oh, this is……………. My girlfriend.” He said. What the heck?! You didn’t remember agreeing to be this guy’s freaking girlfriend, but it was too late so you had to go with it. “ Hi I’m ______. I’m a big fan of soccer and stuff.” You said. And then just as you had confirmed that you two were dating, Rin Itoshi and his brother Sae decided to show up. Why?! They don’t even like being social! They’re chronically offline and stuffed into their houses most of the time! Is this a bad time to mention that you once went to a Rin Itoshi fan sign event just to get called a lukewarm loser by him? Yea well let’s just say you were persistent. Rin walked up to you and inspected your face. “ Hey, aren’t you the lukewarm loser who came to my fan signing?” He asked. “ Maybe, but the real lukewarm loser here is you.” You responded annoyed that had come to this event. He looked a little shocked, “ I thought you were my fan…. What happened to that huh?” “ Things change, you’re not worth all the buzz m’kay?” You said confidently. Michael just stood there smirking, probably proud that he had taken one of Rin’s fans. Rin just rolled his eyes, called you something under his breath and walked away. Then Sae looked at you for a bit and….. smiled? He too turned away and they both sat in separate isolated corners probably sulking about something. You huffed and calmed yourself down a bit, you didn’t mean to go that hard on Rin but in the end , he’s the one who had a stupid girlfriend who would probably dump him for being the ice king sooner or later. You then turned around to face Michael, “ Shall we party?” You asked. “ Sure schatz.” He said. Then you both walked away to enjoy the night.

………………………………………………………………………….. It was late at night and Kaiser was driving you back home. You had partied and talked and possibly drank some stuff, and you were barely coming back to your senses. suddenly he stopped in a fancy neighborhood. “ Huh? This isn’t where I live? Did you forget my address or something, I can give it to you….” Suddenly he looked at me. “ Do you know that I’ve been interested in you since the moment you started posting on instagram? I wanted you for so long yet you were obsessed with that loser Rin. Now you see that I’m better than him right?” “ …. You’re better in every way, you’re the emperor after all.” You said, face flushing with redness. “ If I’m the emperor, let me show you a good time.” He said. You paused for a second. There were two choices. You can either let yourself be ruined by a hot man who pays soccer and that you only just met today. Or you can reject him tell him your address and never see him again. Yea no way you’re gonna let all of this go to waste. You slowly nodded, and he smirked

………………………………………………………………………….. He led you inside of one of the big houses on the street, turns out he had stopped in his neighborhood. This was planned all along. Once you were inside he kept walking upstairs, so you took off your shoes and followed him. Once you were in a bedroom he closed the door and pinned you on the bed. “ So you’re letting me do this huh? No regrets? After this, you’ll be mine.” He said. You nodded. You were going to be his

Round 1 bowling collab prizes!

In which depressed user meets Bachira Meguru and their life gets turned around

You were walking back home from your visit from your therapist. A few weeks ago he had said that taking walks and looking at nature could help lessen your symptoms of depression. That’s why you had decided to take the longer way. And boy what a great decision that was. As you were trying to enjoy the peace of the slightly deserted park a strange man suddenly ran up to you waving like a maniac. You looked around wondering if there was someone behind you that he was waving to. After all, there’s no way he’d wave to someone as unkempt and unlikeable as you. “ Hey hey!!” He said as he finally came to a stop right in-front of you. “ Um… hi?” You said stop unsure about why he was talking to you and what he wanted. Was he there to make fun of you? To tell you that he wanted you dead or that you were a piece of trash? You hoped not, your symptoms were just getting better and an interaction like that could possible make them worse. “ So like, I was just talking to my friends and they were like leave us alone. SoIdidandIranhere and then Isawyouandwaslike we should be friends. Wanna be friends?!”He said fast and out of breath. You were really confused now. He wanted to be your friend? Was this a joke? With someone like you? You had to check to see if he was kidding or not. “ Wait. You want to be friends with ME? Is this a joke?” You said slightly testing the waters. “ Nope! Not a joke. You seem like a nice person anyways!” He said as if being friends with a stranger you just meant was a normal thing. You couldn’t believe it. Someone wanted to be friends with you. He wasn’t here to say stuff or hurt you more, simply just to hang out. Maybe this was a good thing. Your therapist did say that making friends would be good for you. You could sense his energetic nurture. He was the complete opposite of you, but maybe that was a good thing “ Sure we can be friends.” You said finally deciding to give him a chance. “ Great! My name is Meguru Bachira! Ooh we should go get ice cream!” He said eager to have a new friend. “ Ok.” You said . And for the longest time ever you smiled as you both walked down the path together.