he def opens it during a meeting or smth too because he doesn’t realize what it is and by then its too late LMAO

LMAOOO YOU GET IT!!!

he can't find his reading glasses so his in the middle of a meeting, phone out as long as his arms can go squinting.

Dazai whistles and stares because he's a little freak, Kunikida is trying to tell him but he's so flustered, Atsushi is stressed and blushing, trying to pretend he wasn't looking, while covering children's eyes. Ranpo knows this would happen. It's happened before. It'll happen again. Naomi and Yosano are curious and do a little 👀 and a nod before they cover the children (+ tanizaki's) eyes. And the assistants are the only coherent ones like "president...put you're phone away... everyone can see"

I can see it so clearly.

OH MY GOODNESS KISSING HIS FOREHEAD AND SQUISHING HIM

THIS IS EVEN MORE FYODOR CORE NOW KILL ME

(this song is so good tho thank u for recommending it to me months ago lmfao)

I KNOW I HEARD THAT SONG AND STARTED COOKING

SO REAL MY MAN WOULD NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR !!

EXACTLY!!! IF HE DIDN'T HE WOULDN'T BE FULFILLING HIS PROMISE TO ODA!!!!

same with if he sent him to the Mafia instead. Firm believer that Dazai wants to give Sigma a home at the ADA

imagine fyodor playing that specific melody with the cello and he's looking like that mouse right there

LMAOOOO HELPPPP

rat man little mousy boy!!!

just imagining him having to pause and set the cello down and put his hands on his knees huffing and puffing