#cainus

Chat Noir after Ladybug tried being subtle: We're Getting a Kitten!

Cainus, Razorwing, and Sparrow who were staking out the reveal: *Face-palm*

Ameena, Lala, Max, Alix, Luka, and Kagami who were the first to receive the broadcast from Sparrow: *Face-Palm*

All the Heroes watching from the den: *Face-Palm*

Ladybug: I'm Pregnant you dumb cat

Ladybug: I like the strong and silent type.

Chat Noir, behind her: *quietly lifting a table*

Cainus: *Walks by, Stops, and leg sweeps chat*

Chat: *Crashes*

Ladybug: *points at Chat* So, Obviously not him.

Chat, Looking at Cainus: Who's side are you on?

Chat Noir: *lays curled up like a kitten with his face smooshed in Ladybug’s lap, snoring softly, cat ears twitching adorably in his sleep*

Ladybug: *glares furiously at his head, staying painstakingly still so she doesn’t wake him up, her face remarkably flushed* …….I would Die for you

Chat Noir: *blinks slowly and rubs his eye, only just emerging from his sleep* hnngh…what was that…?

Ladybug, scared absolutely shitless: *shoves Chat off her lap, consequently sending him over the edge of the roof* NOTHING SHUT UP!

Cainus who was having a very similar moment with Humble Bee: *Holding Chat in his clones arms* Can you not chuck your boyfriend off the roof!?

Ladybug: ...

Razorwing: *Is holding Sparrow in his arm and trying to see if they're okay*

Sparrow: Blue Bird, You have the most beautiful eyes, They Just POP!

Razorwing: They've Lost their F%#&ing Mind

Cainus: and How is that? Normally you envelop yourself in praise

Razorwing: They NEVER compliment me.