Jeff: “Can you say Cahelium? Ca-he-li-um”
Baby Alan: *Blows bubbles*
Jeff: “You can do it. How about da-da? Can you say da-da?”
Alan: *has his fingers tightly wrapped around Jeff’s finger, tries to pull it towards his mouth*
Porter (TI employee on holoprojector call): *clears throat*
Porter: “Ahem… Jeff…”
Jeff: “Ah… yes… what was that again Porter?”
Porter: “The quantity of metals you’re requesting are quite… large… the smelters want to check that the order is correct?”
Jeff: *Checks the invoice with multiple zeroes after the $ sign that would make most people faint*
Jeff: “That’s right Porter, tell them to proceed with the order.”
Porter: *Scratching his head*
Jeff: “Oh, and Porter, see if you can arrange a meeting to purchase their whole operation.”
Porter: *mouth gaping, before quickly recovering his composure* “Yes, sir!”
Jeff: *returns attention to Alan*
Jeff: “How about rocket? Can you say rocket?”
Alan: *Dribbling* *laughs as Jeff pulls a face*










