#caesaranthoniozeppeli

sso jotaro’s gay. in japan, in the late 80s-early 90s. i don’t know much about 80s-90s japan but i do know that japan is pretty homophobic even today and the 80s, well.

and like. in this weird narrative thing, all the jojos before him have had a not quite lover thing going on w another guy (jonathan is Straight but speeds pines for him, & theres never-acted-upon attraction/crushes between Joseph and Caesar which kinda half fucks up Joseph because imagine your crush dying on you before you confess)

and like through this narrative i pull a jotakak. and theyre a Thing. theyre not sure what exactly they are, since it’s something thats... very private and closed off to others, and theyre both probably bad at romance and on the aro spectrum and such. but it’s pretty good. its a Nice thing theyve got going on, they’d like to continue it after all this has been dealt w

and then kakyoin dies

and his death, the death of jotaro’s... lover of sorts, basically just fucks him up. it fucks him up pretty badly and hes bad at this feelings and talking thing and he’s kind of scared of talking about this really nice Thing he had going on w Kakyoin. so he just brushes everything under the rug in the best jotaro kujo fashion.

and then like,,, jotaro’s at university, studying his passion, and he meets this girl and he is Not Attracted to her. but shes not annoying. they end up being friends, then she confesses her attraction and he’s all. oh. okay. and he’s kind of half forcing himself half being dragged along by the “You Must Be Hetero”-ness (forgot the name apologies). and they end up married? and with a kid?

it’s all a very Genghis Khan official video affair (with nobody else but me-e-e~)

but the marriage is kinda shitty (and jotaro probably in the later years cheats on her with men), so they break it off, and the whole jolyne affair starts, which is ANOTHER problem caused by either him being gay or him pretending to not be gay (ymmv on this one)

and i’m not quite sure if it’s canon he’s divorced by diamond is unbreakable or i just picked that up from fanfiction but whatever

in diamond is unbreakable

oh boy

theres two big things changing here

1) josuke and okuyasu who in this narrative are possibly the gayest, happiest couple of fools in Jojo

2) world famous arospec gay, rohan kishibe

(because yeah, i like jotahan, i dont remember if you do too, but it’s there)

and you can kind of half guess how those two things change jotaro’s Not Good feelings about his gayness

(hint: josuyasu kicks him in the head with a YOU CAN BE HAPPY WHEN YOU’RE GAY 

and rohan offers him a chance for an incredibly low stakes barely any romo (mostly fuckbuddies, tbh) relationship since he has NOT dealt w/ kakyoin’s death’s effects on him properly and thus any sort of relationship he’d have would be 99% a rebound

which is not healthy kids

and he settles down with his fuckbuddy-with-feelings rohan (well, as settled down as you can when you’re a jojo whose first syllable isn’t “jos”)