#caecusignis

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING;

Do I Follow Them?: YOU BETCHA CUTE ASS I DO

Why Did I Follow Them?: Because even if I didn’t already know Mel from another fandom, her characterization is so on point and fucking hello? Roy Mustang right thurr.

Do We Role Play?: Yeeeee

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: Always~

An AU Idea For Our Muses: Is blind!Roy being consort and concubine AND royal adviser to Emperor Ling an AU? ALSO. Greed forgetting his memories AGAIN. RIP.

A Song For Our Muses: Have a cute domestic blind!Roy song

Do I Ship Our Muses?: HAHAHAHAHA. Y E S.

What I Think About The Mun: Let me tell you about MEL.  She is the sweetest peach and straight-up friend but I have to warn you she is secretly satan. If you don’t want your heart gloriously broken on the regular talking about your muses then I don’t know what to tell you my friend cause it’ll happen. Mel’s been there for me through some shitstorms and the good times too. She has constantly been a pillar of support and is funny and cute and just the absolute best.Also did I talk about how fucking on point and fabulous her characters are? LIKE HOLY MOLY. She’s picked up Roy Mustang like he’s groceries and just flawlessly been his voice and OMG I cry. Not to mention sweet ball of sunshine Kain Fuery and my BELOVED PRINCESS MEI. Who I am still weeping that you picked her up because fkajo;faoijf!!!

Overall Opinion:

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours

ATTRACTIVENESS:

 repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

 grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

 not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

 never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

 i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

 i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

SEND ME A ✿ AND I’LL GENERATE A NUMBER. 56. The emotional Hug

Being forcefully pushed back into his mind had surprised him and it had taken a few seconds of indignant questioning to realise that the Greed that answered him was the Greed that had first taken control of his body. His eyes widened, a horrified gasp falling from his lips -- the hit of electricity they’d taken in defense of Roy-- Greed had taken the brunt of it and now it seemed like--

Greed? Stop this!

You’re really starting to be a pain in the ass ya little pissant. I told you already, this body is mine now. So why don’t you stop being so theatrical and just sit-back like you’re supposed to. I have a world to take as mine.

“Oh man, I don’t know what that was but I kinda liked the buzz it gave me.” Greed grinned with a careless shrug, pushing himself to his feet and strolling lazily passed Roy, hands stuffed in his pockets. He ignored his protests, stopping with the lifting of his brow as a hand reached out to stop him. “I don’t know who you are soldier, but I suggest you let go of me before I make you.” His grin was dangerous, shrugging himself free as he muttered darkly under his breath, one hand waving out behind him in salute. “See ya around.”