#cackles back

“Have you ever gotten a milkshake that looks really good and you just kind of have to sit back and admire this milkshake because how on earth did someone come up with this beautiful milkshake and why has no one else stopped to appreciate this milkshake? And then you remember you’re lactose intolerant and suddenly you’re shitting everywhere and it’s an actual pain in the ass? Happened to my cousin once. Anyway, Cato is a little like this milkshake, pretty to look at but a total pain in the ass when he wants to be. I think he’s just playing people though. There’s definitely more to that milkshake than just the whipped cream and the cherry you see on the top.”