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BUT, as to myself;

having been exhausted for many Years with offering vain, idle, visionary Thoughts; and at length utterly despairing of Success, I fortunately fell upon this Proposal; which, although wholly new and rather unconventional, so it has something solid and real, of no Expense but rather only Benefits, and little Trouble, full in our own Power, as all of our Brains have yet to be infiltrated by reality T.V scum.

too long digressed; and therefore shall return to my Subject. I think the Advantages by the Proposal which I have made, are obvious, and many, as well as of the highest Importance.

FOR, First, as I have already observed, it would greatly lessen the Number of Good-For-Nothings; being the principal Breeders of the Nation, as well as our most dangerous Enemies; and who stay at home on Purpose to watch their beloved reality T.V.; No longer will these pop culture obsessed fools be able to  pollute their neighbors, nor contaminate future generations, as the opportunity for reproduction is no longer their reality. We promote the survival only of the astute in America, from this moment onward.

SECONDLY, The poor, those unemployed due to job cuts, and any others in this realm that are not in the position to succeed but yearn for the opportunity, will be given just that. Poverty will be a thing of the past, the economy will flourish as jobs will be rid of lethargic, complacent workers and filled with revitalized doers who are ready to learn and make a change.

THIRDLY, Our nation will also advance on the medical front, having access to an abundance of misused brains to test and experiment with in efforts to creating cures for the brain diseases and conditions that exist.

FOURTHLY, Appearance and popularity will no longer be America’s core values as instilled by Modern Media and reality T.V. stars; self-image and self-worth will be at an all time high, as a person’s value and moral standing can only be measured by their social awareness, and activeness in bettering their community.

FIFTHLY, This Food could likewise bring great Custom to Restaurants if implemented as a meal to be purchased, although at this time I only propose it be given freely, only to those who are deserving.

Those who were not given the privilege of education, and/or who are currently homeless by circumstance will not be punished, but permitted with the opportunity to consume the brain of those who took theirs for granted. This will be done in efforts to rehabilitate the individual and provide them the opportunity they desire to succeed as Americans. 

of this Brain Food range from all ages, whether in the early walks of life or the final ones; because of their ability to reason and their conscious choice to be educated rather than merely entertained, they will be rewarded with an extra brain. 

I DO 

therefore humbly offer to public Consideration, that of these billions of reality T.V. loyalists, those who fail to see the degradation of their morality and corruption of Modern Media volunteer themselves, their brain specifically, though they will not be given a choice in their participation. They will be stripped of their unworthy status as members of society, relocated to the Brain and Mind Research Facilities that we have spread throughout the country, and will have their brains permanently removed from their skull, their heads just as hollow as they were before.