#ca posts

Why are Sperm whales called that??

I've always wondered.

Those who first discovered the whales believed that the waxy and oily substance that was produced from an organ within their heads was their sperm. Hence the name.

True fact.

I am currently 'live posting' this, as well as several other posts soon. I could record a simple video and post it but that brings to much danger of revealing to many things about myself.

I have begun my journey on the beach where this thing I have been seeing has been spotted for the last week. I am not at the exact location just yet.

I have brought with me as listed, and as I am triple checking I have now: - Flashlight - Notepad and Pen - Taser - Canned ravioli and kelp (to test it's palate) - Bottled water and cheap beer (just in case)

I will warn I did have to give myself some 'liquid courage'. I do not know why, do not ask me. I am not drunk nor tipsy I should clarify. Simply looser. I suppose that would be the best way to describe it.

I will continue to update and reblog as my night goes on.

Anyways greetings !!! A pleasure it is to meet you :] Would you like a leaf ?? Anyways hello !!

-🌲

You had to what?

Uhm hello to you too I suppose?

I have no need for a leaf and frankly I do not know how you would even get it to me.