#ca hallowween

–「 Is he in his hivestem? You certainly hope so, because if there is one person that you’d like to TRICK, it’s this guy. Ringing his doorbell REPEATEDLY, you stick your hand over the ganderhole in the door so he cannot anticipate who is going to be at the other end of it. He isn’t the partying sort, so you were counting on finding him here. Come on.」

「 Ring- ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! 」

「 Maybe if you piss him off enough he’ll answer. You’ll have to be quick if you want to toss the egg in your left hand at him though. 」

–「 You know better than to throw eggs and toilet paper at the shop, given you have the suspicion it is comparable to being your boss’ offspring, albeit in building form. But this is TRICK or treating after all. You would be remiss if you stopped by without causing a bit of mayhem, considering the duality of said holiday. 」

–「 Maybe you should... try getting along with him. Especially since he seems to be important to people you’d like to associate with. You did this with Strider, and you can do this again, right? It can’t be too hard. Plenty of things to break the ice.」

「 You shuffle to stand beside him, already wanting to get the fuck out of dodge because this is starting to remind you a lot like a PARTY, and parties make you fucking nervous as all shit.」

“so  wwhat are you supposed to be i mean you look cool but wwhat is it  anime or somethin  looks like you worked hard on it sort of”

–「 You’re doing it again, that insincere thing. Ugh.  You can be human for a goddamn minute. It won’t kill you.」

–「 She’s home...? You figured she would be out doing her own thing tonight. Having a shit ton of sweets, and all of the candy colors flying around sounds like it would be a Pyrope fairytale to you. Maybe you’re just catching her as she’s getting home? You flop down on the couch next to her, opening your bag up for her to dig into.」

「 You also set your hat on her head, right between those tiny pointy horns of hers.」

“i figure if i eat all of this by myself ill probably get sick and i dont like cherry flavvor or anythin like that so help me out ”  

–「 It hasn’t been TOO terribly long since you employed- commissioned? Muffet. But regardless, she is actually a very nice spider and you appreciate her being kind to you thusfar. Especially since you approached her out of the blue beforehand. So you think it may be more appropriate to bring her something instead of asking for something from her for Halloween.」 「 You think the door knocker might not have connected well the first time. So you knock again.」

“hey muf you home or out somewwhere i dont wwant anybody stealin this stuff from you so im takin it wwith me if youre not there”

–「 You haven’t seen so much gold covering in one place since living in your hive, or perhaps the Empress’ trident. While it’s probably too early in the evening to be a costume, you still can’t be sure. Either way, a compliment is certainly warranted.」

–「 You think you’ve noticed this girl hanging around the shop. You figure there’s no harm in being nice, and by nice you mean absolutely pawning off half of the jumbo candy bar you’re about to eat. If you put on any more blubber than you have since coming to the city, it’s going to make you feel terrible. Also chocolate stains in your cute backpack? You think not.」

“here happy hallowween  also ivve got a question since youre a human and this is SUPPOSED to be a human holiday is there an order youre supposed to do treatin and trickin or do you treat people you like and trick people you think are gross  tried lookin it up but my phone died turns out the ones wwith fruit on the back havve no battery life”