SA: i have never seen a small troll so happy in my life.
SA: I bought them ice cream.
TT: what flavor TT: if you say smTh like vanilla you are going To a(\/)Tually die
SA: why do you hate vanilla so much?
SA: I bought them what they liked best.
SA: it was butter pecan.
ID: guess what chat, i'm bored and bitchy so someone should give me a reason not to be.
ID: or a reason to be more bitchy. that works too.
DD: i think i would prefer to give you a reason to be less bitchy
DD: and in light of that it might be worth asking what you are feeling bitchy about!
DD: you can think of it as talking about your problems but also lets be real gossip is fun and bitching about yout bitchy feelings is cathartic
ID: pff well at least you're honest about why you're concerned. =:P i'm just bitchy because of some stuff that happened that i'm not about to share on the chat. for fear of the wrong eyes seeing.
ID: so sorry, no gossip!
DD: well thats unfortunate clearly i have no reason to keep talking to you DD: im joking of course i am sorry that bad things happened the fun part of gossip is getting together with friends to trash talk the people you dislike not the nature of the suffering itself DD: in the end it is my overall preference that my friends do not feel shitty DD: and as we have totally established we are at least on the first tier of friendship >:D
ID: you a trash talking pro then there daz? =:P i'll have to remember not to upset you. so you can't drag my good name through the mud.
ID: the first step of a long climb, you gotta be dedicated to this friendship.
DD: well okay to be honest i am not usually the one doing the trash talking unless it is in respect to my mechanical equipment some of which has developed an attitude as a result of the artificial intelligence frames i have installed to assist me with my work but that is more affectionate trashtalking like one might perform when calling their pet cuttlefish fat DD: mostly it is my friend trash talking but when i have issues i have to acknowledge usually it is me messing up like it was earlier with prisma and in those cases i just kind of go be by myself a bit because trash talking is fun but me crying to someone is significantly less so
DD: and of course i am dedicated or well as dedicated as i have reason to be which is to say you are fun to talk to and i can see myself doing so for the forseeable future but i am afraid i am not yet ready to lay down my life for you no matter how much colorful claw varnish you introduce me to
ID: man can you type. or is this a talk to text program. either way you're fast. and wordy.
ID: not saying its bad.
ID: before you get offended.
DD: i type very quickly but i am told i talk very quickly as well it is sometimes a problem but unfortunately i have a hard time telling when it is appropriate to stop because really i want to say all of the things that are relevant and i think theyre all important DD: also i am not offended dont worry you are only saying the truth
ID: and you should trash talk more, it's great.
DD: i dont really have anybody to trash talk though!
DD: except maybe the people on team jaycob
DD: they have awful taste that is quite worthy of trashing
ID: so far i don't think we've seen any of them around.
DD: the problem remains! ๐ฆ
DD: to clarify that is a sarcastic smiley i am not actually that torn up over the issue of not having a fight to pick with people and i am afraid i have been coming of as sufficiently ditzy lately that that may be unclear
ID: hahah, well. if it makes you feel better chat rooms are hard to guage that sort of shit.
ID: though some people put /s at the end of sarcastic remarks to indicate sarcasm.
DD: i feel like thats a little bit too on the nose sometimes
ID: also the colorful claw varnish is the best and you're really missing out by not going out and purchasing some that changes color.
DD: but its still probably better than a long paragraph explaining my intentions so i will keep it in mind!
ID: it's hella fun to run under different temperatured water.
ID: just use it when you reallllyyyy don't want someone to get offended.
DD: and oh dear well that is what we are going shopping for later isnt it! DD: there is not very much of anything at all to buy here in such a small town though admittedly the local burgers are delicious and its always more fun to buy that sort of thing in person with friends than just ordering it online for drone delivery
ID: because when they're already het up a long explanation can make it worse.
DD: why would people be offended?
ID: also yeah you probably went to the same burger place as i did with gliese and they had some fantastic burgers.
ID: because it can come off as...
ID: what's the word.
ID: that means you're talking down to a troll because you think they're dumb.
DD: condescending!
ID: that.
DD: and oh dear that makes sense DD: i think that was the issue with my apology explanation earlier as well DD: i was worried that i might be misrepresenting myself and i did not want prisma to think i was acting out of malice but really it came off like i thought he was dumb
DD: that sucks ๐ฆ
ID: yeah, it's a slippery slope of being understood and coming off as a prick.
ID: slipperier for you since you're a fish.
DD: !!
DD: what do you mean
ID: ....look, you know how stereotypes work right.
ID: the biggest stereotype for a fish for us lowbloods is that every troll with fins is a jerk.
DD: i have had little experience with socializing with large numbers of people DD: i have had much experience with watching tv
DD: and oh dear
DD: ... i guess i knew that i just didnt really think about it or how it might apply to me
ID: yeahhh. see you're in a position where you can just. not apply things to yourself and be safe doing it.
ID: where us lowerbloods have to be more wary and careful.
ID: better to assume a highblood is gonna mess you up. rather than trust one and get fucked up. y'know?
DD: ... yeah
DD: that makes sense DD: D:
DD: ... do i maybe come off like a person that would mess somebody else up though like generally stereotypes aside
ID: well i mean.
ID: if you were really devoted.
ID: some fish like to play the long con.
DD: the long con??
DD: i mean i understand what you mean i just dont understand why that would be something that you might be concerned about somebody else doing
ID: ...because i like living.
ID: and am also maybe a little paranoid.
DD: hm! DD: i am just asking because i mean yes i understand that i am a seadweller and this means i am sturdier than most lowbloods but also there are other seadwellers fully capable of hurting me too both physically emotionally socially and financially and in fact i have recently narrowly escaped an assassination attempt but i suppose i still do not see that much reason to be consistently concerned about somebody playing a long con on me DD: thought maybe that is why somebody tried to cull me so you may have a point in that respect
ID: hahah why did they try to assassinate you...? =:/
ID: is that what happened to your horns.
DD: yes!
DD: and i suppose it is because i am one of the two chief executives of a very rapidly successful starship tech company and there are some issues with you know brand competition
DD: and resentment because the field thus far has been dominated primarily by long-standing memebers of it an i am fairly young as well as the issue that well
iD: oh. yeah. cut-throat business, they don't like the new fish muscling in on things. i get it. i mean it's shitty but i understand.
DD: one of the other recent entrants into the field of helmstechnology development is qpin and they are uniquely known for their ruthless competitiveness though of course i cant strictly say that they were behind it
DD: though my co-ceo says it was likely them because the queenpin is the head and she has a lot of trouble in terms of competitiveness on account of being a jadeblood
DD: but all of that is politics and i am afraid that i am not particularly great at it and i have no idea who it was
ID: ...also jeesh i guess i should have. expected you to be working on helm shit since you're at the helm station. i'm kinda glad you're not allowed to talk about what you're developing now.
ID: but congrats on not dying.
ID: or becoming too maimed to continue working.
ID: sorry about the horns though.
DD: thank you!!
DD: i appreciate your celebration of my narrow avoidance of death : P
DD: also what is wrong with as you phrased it helm shit?
DD: i will refrain from talking about it if it makes you uncomfortable but i am afraid i dont understand
ID: you're the only person who is apparently willing to chat tonight so i'm glad you survived long enough to chat. =:P
ID: i don't like helm shit. it's like.
ID: the text version of claws on a chalkboard for me.
DD: truly high accolades
SA: nobody asked if they wanted me in the chat :/
DD: and oh my goodness well i will keep that in mind
DD: umm
ID: pris! sorry, i assumed you were napping.
SA: i'm teasing.
DD: i think maybe the assumption was that you were not present on account of earlier hads said-
DD: oh
DD: oops
ID: =:P
ID: ๐
DD: ๐ >:D
DD: do you maybe have anything that you would like to trash talk about because we have recently arrived at the conclusion that it is a worthwhile endeavor but i have nobody to trash talk and hads is being very secretive about the source of his miffedness
ID: yeah pris, give us some trash talk. =:P
SA: oh.
SA: um.
SA: ...
SA: this is. rather hard.
DD: unless of course you would like to join hads in the club of secretiveness which i assume is alternatively titled the club of the subjects of the trash talking being potentially present in the chatroom at a later date?
SA: no, I have no secret salt. I have made most of it known.
ID: yeah pris is a pretty honest guy.
DD: oh in that case what is difficult?
SA: I do not tend to hold on to animosity for extreme periods of time.
SA: It takes energy I do not have.
SA: I would rather reserve it for stopping hadean from getting into a bonus fight after Ashley.
SA: let me think.
ID: =:PPPP
DD: oh dear DD: see that statement there sounds a little bit like salt though maybe perhaps not the sort that is meant to be a source of amusement
ID: i need a post-victory fight tho pris!
SA: i think that it's very stupid that high bloods become very offended when I enter their space.
SA: they can't stand the idea i have as much money as them.
SA: that is sufficiently salty.
DD: also i think i understand that i tend to not hold onto angry feelings for very long but i in general am a lot more inclined to be sad rather than mad
ID: i'll take it! that's some salt. fuck them for getting snooty.
DD: and i appreciate the pun there though i am not sure what you mean DD: i dont find you offensive to be around at all
ID: the stereotypical fish daz.
DD: oh this is about stereotypes again
SA: it must be hard to live life with such a fragile ego that because someone is well-tailored and capable of pulling several thousand out of their wallet in cash, you must threaten them as much as possible to feel powerful again.
ID: do i gotta punch someone for you pris?
SA: you do not need a post victory fight you need a post-victory ice cream and bandaids.
ID: =:PPPP
SA: also dazzle I am regularly somewhat salty at Hadean. it is the spice of our friendship.
DD: yes seconding hads though more in spirit of concern rather than desire to actually punch anybody what i mean is that it sounds like you recently had a bad experience
DD: is that why hads is the saltlick
SA: yes but taht's also because he's salty anyways.
SA: โค
ID: is salt a spice now.
ID: ๐
DD: <3< ??
ID: what.
SA: i did not recently have one, no. It just happens when I leave the loft. I live in West Haven, which is majority high-bloods.
ID: no. definitely no.
DD: platonic spade i suppose but i cannot find it in blue
DD: or purple or green
SA: oh no. It's not like that at all.
SA: I thought salt was a spice... is something only a spice if it grows?
ID: idk.
ID: daz is salt a spice.
DD: i am going to say yes though mostly out of convenience for the sake of making puns and less because i actually know
SA: oh.
SA: well that's as good of an answer as any.
DD: although on the topic of growing i can at least say acid is often used to spice food underwater so
DD: there is at least that
SA: that sounds like. hell.
SA: but i suppose i won't judge i eat scorpions.
ID: ...how does. acid food taste...?
ID: does acid impart a flavor?
SA: is it citrus-y, dazzle
DD: that depends on the acid you use i suppose sometimes it is bitter and other times it is more sour and unfortunately i cannot tell you if it is citrusy on account of i have never had a citrus fruit though it does not taste much like orange candies if that helps
DD: also it is often used to cook food not just season it
ID: huh.
ID: weird.
SA: you should try an orange sometime. they are wonderful
DD: more weird than eating scorpions?? :{
DD: and apparently also squirrels
ID: i like berries the best out of fruit. but they're usually more expensive.
SA: I do not eat rodents.
ID: since they spoil quicker.
ID: i eat squirrels. =:P
SA: horrid.
ID: any port in a storm pris.
DD: i will have to try both oranges and berries in that case maybe even a smoothie consisting of both ๐
SA: do not do that.
SA: Orange is a very particular flavor.
DD: i am taking this landdweller food thing step by step
DD: oh
DD: interesting
SA: citrus pairs well with other citrus.
ID: try orange juice.
ID: that's easy to find.
SA: lemon and lime, for example. Or Mango and orange.
SA: yes.
SA: orange juice.
ID: mango is a citrus? =:????
SA: ,...I always thought it was.
SA: "While both citrus and tropical fruits are grown in warm climates, citrus fruits refer specifically to the genus of flowering fruits in the Rutaceae family, which include oranges, grapefruits and lemons as well as certain other species and hybrids such as the pomelo, key lime and citron. Mango is not a citrus"
SA: now I'm mad at Hadean for telling me mango is not a citrus.
DD: i think i will just buy a pile of fruit
DD: and see which ones i enjoy
SA: and ruining sweeps of disbelief.
ID: ...i mean. mangos are too sweet for a citrus.
ID: was my logic.
SA: are... are oranges not sweet to you.
ID: not as sweet as a mango!
ID: oranges have that citrus taste!
SA: make sure you learn how to prepare them, Dazzle.
DD: you mean you cant eat them raw??
ID: yeah but some of them you don't eat the outsides.
ID: like citrus fruits.
DD: maybe i can go to a fruit restaurant
SA: just putting a mango in your mouthi s not the most brilliant idea.
ID: but you can eat the outside of a mango can't you?
SA: no.
SA: you also can't eat the outside of a banana.
SA: or.
SA: You can but it will make you very sad.
SA: I learned this the hard way.
SA: It was unfortunate.
ID: 'Answer: Although the pit of a mango isn't considered edible, some people do eat the mango skin. The skin is bitter-tasting, but the peel contains several healthful chemical compounds, including powerful antioxidants mangiferin, norathyriol, and resveratrol.'
ID: i have no idea what any of those words mean.
SA: so the short version is it will make you sad.
SA: healthy.
SA :but sad.
DD: i need to be healthier i think but i do not want to be more sad
DD: but maybe the health will be making up for it because honestly most of my sadness as of late has come from my health
SA: are you of poor constitution?
ID: i'll be honest and admit i've never eaten a mango. so i was guessing on eating the skin.
DD: not usually!!!
DD: i am just
ID; adjusting to being on land?
DD: not used to living on the land and everything is very dry and my gills hurt a lot and everything tastes weird so i am also hungry all the time
DD: and also everything is very hot
SA: you would probably be happier in a bay area.
SA: why they let you move to a desert
SA: Is beyond me.
ID: because of the station pris.
SA: yes, but... why put it there.
ID: close to a lowblood settlement.
DD: because it is a remote location where i am unlikely to be found again by the person who previously attempted to assassinate me and also because there is a psionic training station that is located in the area on account of it being a lowblood locale with a high psionic concentration
SA: oh so abducting.
DD: and that is very useful for my research
ID: easy to lure them away from a shitty town to be experimented on.
DD: i mean i am
DD: unsure i would phrase it that way
DD: ... the luring not the town thing the town is pretty shitty
ID: good thing i did it for you.
DD: oh dear
ID: you're poor and life sucks and maybe your lusus is dead and you're scared.
ID: some highblood offering you candy if you come to his station sounds pretty good.
DD: actually i believe most of the recruiting is done through online means
SA: a more polite way of saying it would be that it is often easier to accept being an pet and know you are cared for than it is to be free and struggle.
ID: ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ my point remains.
DD: and the payment tends to be in caegars and i know that is not what you mean i simply think you maybe are not representing it very accurately
ID: it's still sucky to do.
ID: most of those trolls have to choose between that and death.
DD: i mean it is also kind of sucky to work public service at a cafe but
ID: ...i mean a cafe doesn't screw things in to you.
SA: being a living experiment and test subject is very different from being subject to a screaming indigo about how their latte was not enough foam.
ID: you can leave a shitty cafe job.
SA: ...do they foam lattes...
SA: I dont know.
SA: I have the all the time, and I have never thought about it.
ID: and you're probably less likely to die in a cafe job.
ID: or fry your psi.
ID: and probably get culled for that.
DD: well i mean first of all the only test subjects are the two cerulean trolls i believe and also the people that volunteer to help me out but that part is not mandatory the main purpose of this station is to prepare trolls that have been conscripted for helmservice for an easier transition upon ascension and also accept anybody that would like to volunteer for the service without conscription not
DD: testing things really
ID: yeah well i bet if you asked a lot of wrigglers why they volunteered.
ID: you'd get a lot of 'i didn't have any other option' answers.
DD: hm
DD: i guess i do not know
SA: does it not
SA; unsettle you.
ID: you sure don't! but the first step is realizing you don't know.
SA: that our ships are using an archiac biotechnical method of power when we could built a technical system or a disocnnecting system for them.
SA: My pilot training used my inhibitor to join and disconnect me from a ship without hurting me in the slightest.
SA: and yet this isn't the norm.
ID: man you also hear those stories about them chopping a helms' fronds off.
ID: since they don't need them for anything.
DD: well as a starship technician i kind of have to argue your useage of the word archaic because the biotech we have developed is currently eons ahead of our purely mechanical methods of transportation which are heavily limited by both fuel systems and speed and also i am not sure that you are hearing accurate stories about limb removal that is definitely not a standard practice and would probably be actively detrimental to the process and helmsman adjustment and biowire integration DD: as would be constantly placing the pilot into painful situations upon connect and reconnect though maybe that may be the case withoutdated systems??? DD: the point of helmsman system design is to ensure a fluid and efficient connection
ID: ...huh.
ID: i mean tbh i never really paid attention to schoolfeeding about helms since. you gotta figure that stuff is just propaganda to make you think it's great.
DD: a decent amount of it probably is but that is the case with all fleet propaganda!! which is not necessarily a bad thing to be honest if you ask me personally because focusing on the negative aspects of a situation is never going to motivate anybody when you think about it regardless of what the job it
ID: i mean the ratio of cons to pros of some jobs are a lot easier to swallow than others. =:P
DD: that is very true DD: i would not want to be a garbage person i am not ashamed to admit this
ID: and i like walking.
DD: or a fighter like sipara i am fairly sturdy but i do not like being attacked
ID: if you could not tell by my adventurer lifestyle.
ID: and you can say that i can explore wayyyy more stuff in a ship but i'm pretty sure it is soooo not the same.
DD: haha yes that is true i suppose i do not consider it much considering i am both very fond of swimming over walking and also my experience on starships as a nonpsionic troll involves not very much walking anyways
DD: partially because i am stuck in my coon trying to adjust to orbit but also primarily because there is also not much room to walk
ID: ...i guess since i've already dived in to this ball of squick i might as well ask since you'd know best.
ID: does like. your kind of psi make you better or worse or not usable for a helm?
DD: yes very much so!
DD: there is a psionic ranking system of course in terms of the amount of raw power available but also the type of psionics make a difference for example cerulean psychics and indigos are not functional for ship powering at all and varieties among lowbloods that exhibit nonphysical properties such as clairvoyance are typically not high enough on the actual kinetic energy production to be able to power a ship with any efficiency as conversion to a useable power source is often very inefficient and also takes up energy in the process which rather defeats the point
DD: for example telekinetic type psionics tend to be the most effective for helming while more psychically oriented powers are not
SA: sometimes hybridization allows multifaceted psionics but it's also very rare in natural occurance.
SA: i can pilot a starfighter with my telekinesis as long as the ship and my inhibitor are programmed to allow the link through.
Sa: But an entire ship wuld be beyond me.
SA; and for the most part starfighters rely on a psion's ability to generate shields and manipulate other variables for a quicker reactions time, but not flight itself.
DD: there are also augments that assist with that!
ID: hahahah okay can this be enough helms talk now.
ID: i've exceeded my comfort zone.
DD: that is part of what the psionic training facility that i am part of helps with-
DD: oh dear my apologies
DD: i will stop!
SA: ๐
ID: i mean i asked so it's fine.
ID: just. new convo now plzkthx.
ID: ...i mean i should volunteer a new subject huh.
ID: pris did you have dinner?
ID: both of you for that matter.
ID: miss hungry because i don't eat.
SA: ...
SA: maybe.
ID: =>:I the ice cream you had earlier isn't dinner btw.
SA: i had a fruit salad.
DD: dinner??
DD: ...
DD: oh dear
DD: i am afraid i lost track of time
DD: i was going to say i did have dinner but that feels as though it was a long time ago and it occurs to me that that may have been dinner yesternight and it is possible that part of my discomfort with my health is because i am actually very hungry
ID: i'm gonna make you both set alarms to eat. =>:(
ID: a fruit salad and ice cream isn't enough for a night pris.
SA: mrmrm.
SA: I'll be back in a bit.
ID: if you get lonely while eating call sips' mobile and i'll steal it to vid chat. =:P
SA: well I may as well call it now then.
SA: i am.
SA: go find it.
ID: woofbesat, fetch. i see how it is. =:PPP
DD: i unfortunately tend to not notice my alarms it has been somewhat detrimental my friend used to ahve somebody come pull me away from my work and i thought it was sillybut now i am realizing it was probably very necessary
ID: get one of those bracelets that vibrate as an alarm.
ID: they might work better.
DD: but also that is my cue to go find food before i keel over and die so goodbye it was lovely talking to you and also that is a good idea i should find one of those
ID: ...damnit now the chat is empty again. =>:(
VC: Not quite.
VC: I'm taking a rrest on a courrierr trip, what's everryone else up to?
ID: uh i sent all the hungry skeletons off to eat because they all forget or think that a fruit salad is a meal.
ID: so they're doing that. and i'm just sitting here twiddling ym thumbs and watching pris eat on vid-chat on another mobile.
ID: ....is it rude to text someone while watching another troll in a vid chat.
SA: i'm talking.
SA: asshole.
SA: that. that wasn't serious
VC: Oh, I don't think I've met you before, SA.
SA: Hello.
SA: I am prisma.
ID: =:P i can multitask pris!
VC: I'm Cennef. And you and Hadean apparently know each other well, I take it?
ID: yeah we're buds.
ID: pris is cool, so be nice to him. =:P
SA: cennef. it's nice to meet you.
VC: He's yellow, what reason do I have to _not_ be civil?
VC: It's not like he's one of this room's silly highbloods.
VC: You seem well-mannerrred, so I agrree in turrn.
ID: he can speak kinda highblood-y sometimes but it was just how he was raised so don't pick on him. =:P
VC: Mannerrs and phrrassing of some things isn't an exclusive highblood trrait. I harrdly would.
VC: Pherrres talks like he's trrrying to sound cerrulean sometimes and that doesn't botherr me.
ID: i mean glad you understand that. some lowbloods get so offended when you use a 'highblood' term!
ID: like saying tub is gonna turn you blue.
VC: Ha. I may not carre forr highbloods, but - oh _rreally_
VC: Using theirr language isn't exactly a sin.
VC: That's rridiculous.
ID: you've never met a lowblood who got all snooty with you over it?
ID: the 'uhm, did you mean ABLUTION TRAP?' types?
VC: I suppose I have now that I think of it, but they arren't exactly trrolls I spent a lot of time arround.
VC: My ex quads werren't like that at all, norr arre any of my currrent frriends.
ID: wise move. there's having a grudge against highbloods and then there's overcull.
VC: I rreally only have a grrrudge against _one_ highblood, but I do lack fondness forr them in generral.
SA: i overcull teal bloods.
VC: Though perrhaps it might be prrrudent to stop talking about it in case any of them do come in.
SA: they have always patronized me.
SA: ๐
VC: Pfft, what
VC: I know you'rre joking, but I don't rreally get it
ID: hahah, it's a chat thing. we joke that teals are the worst because they're in the middle so they lash out more.
VC: Ohhhh
VC: To be honest, I have only met one tealblood outside of deliverries, which don't rreally count.
VC: He was...verrry odd.
ID: that's a tealblood for you.
VC: Well, he wasn't a lawtroll orr anything. He was some sorrt of perrforrmer.
ID: ...huh. was it the dumpster troll.
ID: ...do you know what i'm talking about. probably not.
VC: ...he cerrtainly _belonged_ in a dumpsterr but otherrwise no, I do not.
VC: Mine talked like some sorrt of flowerrry idiot and called himself barrd.
VC: Is that what this dumpsterr trroll did.
ID: yes!
VC: Oh my god.
SA: why is there a known dumpster dweller.
ID: he got ceruleans mad about historical bulge piercings.
SA; what dessert should I get?
VC: _Oh my god._
ID: and they threw him in a dumpster.
ID: ...the fluffy one.
VC: For once. I am on the bluebloods' side.
VC: _What is wrong with him._
VC: Correction.
VC: How many things arrre wrrong with him.
ID: and then he started dueling them in the dumpster.
VC: Though I'd probably be -
VC: _Highbloods._
ID: until someone came and rescued his hide.
ID: it was hilarious.
VC: That's completely rrridiculous.
ID: it was. but that made it hilarious.
ID: so what are you delivering...?
VC: Sorry, I was getting back on the road. I have my phone on talk-to-text now. It's some sorrrt of book collection for this olive.
ID: you're fine. how are you traveling? and that sounds. boring.
VC: Haha, I have no clue. They could be about stunning adventurrres, for all I know. I don't usually get told the details of what I deliverrr, unless they'rre imporrtant forr trransit.
VC: I rrride my lusus.
VC: She's not exactly a hoofbeast orr anything, but she can go at a decent pace with a trroll as small as I am.
ID: heyy a troll after my own pumper. though my lusus is a variety of hoofbeast.
VC: Ohh, what kind?
ID: antelope kind. but one of the big ones. he can carry me and my stuff no problem. and we have similar rocking racks.
VC: Pfft. Do you now.
VC: I have decently sized horns myself.
ID: about time. like this chat is mostly nubhorn central.
VC: I can prrrove I am not nubhorned.
VC: Ignorre the goofy exprression, this is just what I had on frrond. Also unforrrtunately I should pay attention to the terrrain now, it's getting rrough.
ID: huh. sorry i've not got an image right on hand to share. and i'm not in the prettiest shape for selfies, so you'll just have to take me at my word. =:P
VC: Haha
VC: Well I fully expect one laterrr
VC: But underrstandable - ow
VC: I rreally _should_ stop talking, dammit
ID: your lusus bad at navigating?
SA: the fluffy one
SA: that didn't tell me anything...
ID: point the camera at the menu for me.
SA: there...
ID: uhhh. the lemon tart thingy. since you said you like citrus.
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> Pheres is teased by Kit, Hadean and Cennef into giving quadrant dating advice. This segues into a minor spat between Pheres and Hadean.
ย AA: 'kay, so, who's online rn??
AA: bc i got q's. I M P O RN T A N T q's.
AA: the sornt of q's that can only be answerned by, like, internet strnangerns.
ID: well i'm not an internet stranger anymore really. so i guess i'm fucking useless.
AA: yeah, no, soz, dude, yrn totally fucking useless.
AA: one hundrned perncent about as helpful as playing fournsquarnes w/ cullbait. >:}
AA: abt as helpful as eating mind honey to chill the fuck out.
ID: wow aren't you just in a mood this evening. =:P is it because we're all going to die? or so the newsfeeds are saying.
SS: (Shxt, pal, am X dxsqualxfxed?)
SS: (On accounta X'm only the regular kxnda stranger danger that you, lxke, happened to xnternet stalk?)
SS: (And oh em gee, pal, who says we're gonna dxe?
SS: (What, dxd some old calendar end agaxn?)
SS: (Protxp: Xf X can't up and set up coffee to brew xn the evenxn, folks what lxved, lxke, three bxllxon sweeps ago, they probs dxdn't GAF about makxn sure thexr sweep cycles were set up for, lxke, eternxty.)
LC: [ I heard strangers are needed and I am not YYet well-acquinted with everYYone here so... ] LC: [ Also "everYYone going to die"? Did I miss something? ]
ID: i'm assuming you haven't been outside and seen the giant fuck-everything meteor. you losers.
ID: look outside. notice how light it is?
SS: (Nope. (\eue/) )
SS: (But that axn't news to me.)
ID: well congrats, you're a hivebound loser. take a bow.
AA: oops, soz, someone was shrnieking outside. >:P AA: and stfu, hads, i am so not in a mood. i'm, like, in the O P P O S I T E of a mood. >:} AA: i am fucking E X C I T E D.
LC: [ Hold on. ] LC: [ Let me put on mYY safetYY goggles... I see it... Oh. That's reallYY bad. ]
SS: (What, for cereals?) SS: (Do X gotta go and run through my bucket lxst now?)
ID: i mean. go for i guess sip. gonna go in to space and punch the meteor to death?
ID: i mean i'm just spending my last apparent night alive soaking in this bathtub until i either turn in to a giant prune or i grow gills.
AA: and yrn totes dq'd, lal, but w/e, w/e, i ain't just getting ops frnom a blue. >:} AA: grnoup vote!!
LC: [ YYou don't need to run a bucket list but -- even I have a hard time estimating how bad it is. ] LC: [ YYou might WANT to find an underground safe spot and hope it breaks up into small enough parts that it doesn't wipe out entire neighbourhoods. ]
SS: (Shxt, pal, what're you gonna do xf you up and grow gxlls?) SS: (Bxt late for that kxnda groundbreakxn scxentxfxc dxscovery, axn't xt? (\eue/) )
AA: should i orn should i not, like, go to the doomsday parnty?? AA: bc ppl arne thrnowing one.
ID: i mean yeah, but i get to die an abomination.
ID: that seems like fun.
AA: to celebrnate ourn I M P E N D I N G DE -- omggg. AA: if you grnow gills, gimme deets!! AA: also, pics. AA: also, yrn bod.
ID: and idk sip.
AA: forn science.
SS: (You're probs gonna get shanked, but X'm, lxke, puttxn that on the 'pros' column.)
SS: (Buxlds character!)
ID: hour 1 of soaking- no gills so far. =:'(
SS: (Well, exther that, or peeps're gonna be fxllxn thexr bucket lxst, xf you get what X mean, xn whxch case, lxke, you should probs dxtch.) SS: (Or maybe throw fxrecrackers at 'em.)
LC: [ I didn't talk about gill growing. Even if YYou got a basement or a room underneath YYour hive should suffice. ] LC: [ I enjoYY celestial objects and observing asteroids but it's so close and so bright even I have a hard time giving YYou an estimation on how bad it is. ]
VC: I can't believe the Empirrre is being so irrresponsible about this asteroid.
VC: Don't they carre if theirrr cannon fodderr gets destrrroyed.
ID: the fleet defense really dropped the ball. i hope heads roll for this.
SS: (Nah, dude, they've always wanted that pesky Mother Grub gone!) SS: (Xt's the perfect opportunxty! (\unu/) )
ID: y'know. other than our meteor smashed in ones.
AA: lmfao. get yrn mind out of a pail forn once, lal. not evernyone's as mad thirnsty as you.
AA: except tc, i guess. >:}
VC: Don't insult poorrr TC like that.
SS: (Dude, X'm the one tellxn you not to go to that xsh!)
LC: [ Well, hopefullYY this asteroid lands at a barren land and doesn't cause major damage to anYYone. ]
VC: What did they everr do to you.
ID: c'mon vc tc is sooo thirsty.
SS: (Sweeps of modern medxa have taught me that that's totes what peeps do at partxes lxke that.)
VC: I can't say I've met them morrre than once.
ID: she said she wants to hear me scream in horror and shit.
VC: ...wow
VC: That's cerrrtainly something.
SS: (And obvx that's a relxable source.)
LC: [ That's the most I can contribute to this discussion. And... oh. That doesn't sound good, ID. ]
SS: (What'd you even do to get on her shxtlxst, pal?)
ID: i told her that she needed to fight me to fight gliese.
VC: Yes, do tell.
VC: If It must die, let it be listening to gossip.
VC: ...why this
ID: and also denied her a lobster date.
LC: [ Lobster date? ]
VC: Why arre some people in this chat rrroom mystifyingly dedicated
VC: To defending the worrrst of bluebloods
SS: (X'm sure there axn't no reason for her to up and be eggxn to take a go at you, after that kxnda dedxcatxon to warnxn her off!)
ID: i like gliese, she fed me and like. in the scope of blues she's decent.
ID: no offense to you lc, you seem like you might be okay?
ID: the jury is still out.
VC: Ughhhh
VC: Well, whateverrr, trrying to arrgue with that jade boy got me nowherre
VC: So I guess I ought to turrn my mind to cheerrrier topics, like impending annihiliation
LC: [ None taken. I personallYY prefer to get along with most others - even if it's a task that I can't alwaYYs achieve. ]
ID: oh hush ss. platonic fighting is a thing.
SS: (X for one, am totes cowerxn xn my boots.) SS: (And shxt, pal, X axn't saxd nothxn 'bout nonplatonxc, here! You're the one up and callxn her thxrsty on accounta just wantxn some good ol' fashxoned screams of paxn and xsh. (\qnq/) )
SS: (What xf she's just, uh. Hard of hearxn??)
SS: (Gotta be real sure she's stabbxn you proper-lxke!)
ID: she told me she wants to shove my head in horse piss so.
ID: that was definitely a thing i had to read.
VC: Haha _wow_
SS: (That's the wrong kxnda thxrsty, pal.)
LC: [ Impending annihilation is not the cheeriest of the topics. ] LC: [ However, if anYYone plans to watch the asteroid I'd suggest using sunglasses, or anYY glasses that got a darkened lense. ] LC: [ If others have them, that is. ]
VC: Why would I want to watch the asterroid. Will seeing it and telling it it's pretty make it sparre me.
SS: (Yeah, dude, but only xf you say xt real nxce-lxke!)
ID: i mean i'm just content to chill in this warm water. fuck looking at our doom.
SS: (None of that passxve aggressxve xsh, thxs asteroxd axn't no floozy!)
VC: Once again you manage to be the tone of nonsense, L - SS.
LC: [ I know there are some who are into that, VC, and it won't reallYY spare anYYone until it lands. ] LC: [ Which, given how far it is from the ground, could be prettYY soon. ]
VC: Joyous
SS: (Whaaat?) SS: (And here X am, offerxn you my advxce and wxdom!)
SS: (Pal! Lxke, hashtag rude.)
VC: Only a blind and deaf pupa would think you had eitherr
AA: ghdfghdfghdfgh AA: oh my gooood, why do you ppl talk so much?
AA: i look away forn, like, five mins and therne's like fifty million msgs.
VC: Well
AA: fuck you, i'm not backrneading.
VC: This is a serrrverr for it
SS: (Gotta entertaxn the crowds you up and left waxtxn, duh!)
ID: we're enjoying our final nights sip, rude.
VC: Last I checked
SS: (Axn't my fault you're up and xnconsxderate!)
LC: [ HopefullYY not the final-final ones. ]
VC: Perrhaps it has been forr emoji-communication only
VC: And I have been misled
AA: T O T A L L Y ourn final nights.
SS: ( (\ouo/) )
SS: ( (\ouo/) )
SS: ( (\ouo/) )
SS: ( (\ouo/) )
AA: emoji only??
LC: [ YYou are all sure a cheerYY crowd. ]
VC: oh god I rrregrrret everrrything
SS: ( (\^u^/) )
ID: i tried ordering room service and apparently like all the hotel staff just ollied out on working.
AA: ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
SS: ( (\?^?/) )
LC: [ Uh... ]
SS: ( (\unu/) )
AA: that's bc yrn on the lame continent, hads. AA: this is what happens when you leave the desernt, dude. ppl fucking suck.
SS: ( (\eue/) )
SS: (Hey, waxt!)
LC: [ To be fair, all continents got their advantages. ]
SS: (Fuck you, X'm on shxft rxght now.)
LC: [ And disadvantages. ]
ID: also who here is a nerd scientist. i have questions that i should have asked last night but only figured out after i signed out.
VC: Not I
SS: (Hello, X have my nerd lxcense pendxng!)
LC: [ I am not a nerd scientist, but if it's related to cartographYY or... astrologYY, I might be able to help. ]
SS: (But better'n Sxpa, on accounta her's got revoked when she went jock.)
AA: wow, rnude.
VC: I do courrrierr worrk
VC: And knit things
SS: (X'm under xnvestxgatxon for emo, unfort.)
AA: that's okay, dude, i'm gonna rnough you up and take yrns.
ID: well gee you four seem like you'll be hella useful.
VC: Forr what
AA: stfuuuu, i'm always S U P E RN useful.
VC: Planning a band?
AA: dd on your qqs!!
SS: (Fxrst my horns, now my nerd lxcense!)
VC: Sorrry, neverr learrned an instrrrument
SS: (A real frxend, you are, Sxpa!)
LC: [ Well gee. We _might_ be useful. ]
ID: so if you're a troll who never sleeps in sopor is it safe to just dive right back in to it. because there's a coon here but i slept on the floor.
SS: (Only xf you chug xt.)
AA: sharning is carning, dude.
VC: It might knock you out forr a bit long, but otherrr than that, no.
AA: and - idk, idk, how much you wanna wake up the next evening?
VC: When I firrst came back to it I slept much morre heavily than I was used to
VC: But I got used to it quickly.
VC: Orr well. I guess came back is wrrrong
SS: (You gotta get used to xt real quxck, pal! Acclxmate your bod and xsh!) SS: (By chuggxn some afore you go coon. (\unu/) )
VC: But neverr mind
AA: phern doesn't do soporn and if you put him in a coon, he is out forn, like, H O U RN S. AA: dumped an entirne kettle of watern on his headfluff and he didn't fucking blink.
VC: Ignorrre SS
VC: They don't know anything
AA: ... but then again, he totally didn't chug it.
LC: [ Depends on how long YYou haven't slept in sopor. ] LC: [ I went 1-2 weeks of period without sleeping in sopor at times. ] LC: [ But it got different effects on everYYone. It tends to knock me out for longer. ] LC: [ Also I disagree on chugging it. Don't do it. ]
AA: listen to lal, man, he's the wornd of wisdom herne. >:}
ID: i mean it's been.
SS: (Fuck you, VC, Sxpa and X are totes the certxfxed scxenterrorxsts here.)
ID: we'll just say it's been a long while.
VC: If Laledy is wisdom than the asterrroid should end me now
SS: (Shxt, pal, X bet X've got you beat!)
ID: so good on me for not climbing in.
ID: i mean probably not but sure ss, you get the crown.
SS: (And go stand outsxde and stare at the lxght, Cennef, xt'll do xt's work quxcker that way!)
LC: [ Then hopefullYY other than sleeping for longer than YYou should it shouldn't have anYY side effects. ] LC: [ But if the sopor is gross on the top, clean that off. ]
AA: wait wtf why don't I get a crnown??
VC: I trrreassurre my rremaining moments, spent in the company of idiots they might be.
VC: ...with the exception of ID and LC
AA: lal, soz, i'm also beatin' you forn yrn crnown.
SS: (Dude, xf you're gonna be borxng about the one-up game, at least dd on your ~totes vxctory~.)
LC: [ Cause that's not healthYY to mix with the still decent bits. ]
AA: this is just like a full scale fucking shakedown, apparnently. >:}
ID: sorry lal, no deets, you're too busy fighting for your crown.
SS: (Why are you up and beatxn me up for everythxn??) SS: (You want my wallet, too?) SS: (X got some lxnt, a pxce of gum, and two caegars.)
AA: shit, you gonna give me yrn wallet?
ID: also fuck yeah, i'm not an idiot.
SS: (Thxs just xn: XD tryxn to be edgy, can't be botherxn to be entertaxnxn whxle he's at xt.)
AA: bc, y, then i totes want it.
VC: Unforrrunately he's prrrobably rright.
VC: Given I once took his sorrry carrrcass forr food.
SS: (You're gonna hafta buy me a wallet fxrst, Sxpa, X axn't actually got one.)
SS: (But X'll totes gxve xt to you after!)
AA: uuuuuuuugh.
ID: man sip do you just collect us poor little beggars.
AA: 'kay, so, like, step O N E of the fairn is buying you a wallet. AA: step two is rnoughing you up forn it.
LC: [ FranklYY, sopor is gross and I never can fathom how some trolls out there can turn it into a sopor pie and eat it. ]
VC: What a time-honorrred trrradition
SS: (Dude, VC, that was a date.)
VC: It baffles me too, LC
VC: That was the exact opposite of a date
VC: Emprrress forrrbid
LC: [ It's... toxic. It's known to be toxic to be consumed in such manner. ]
ID: i mean alcohol is toxic too but trolls love glugging it down.
SS: (But xf xt makes you feel better to say you totes meant to get your charxty cred xn afore the asteroxd kxlled us all, X'm down, X'm down.) SS: (See, X'm a nxce guy! (\unu/) )
VC: Alcohol at least doesn't look entirrrely unappetizing
ID: i say it depends on the alcohol.
VC: Warrn me when you'rrre about to actually be funny, Laledy, I nearly hurrrt my own thrroat laughing.
VC: If you'rrre nice then I fearrr forr trollkind
LC: [ That's true - I am not a fan of alcohol to be honest with YYou ID. ] LC: [ There are well. Alot of such things. ]
SS: (Sure, pal, axn't nothxn up and even tolerant 'bout puttxn up wxth some rando rustxe monologuxng 'bout her you totes suck whxle you server her a drxnk.) SS: (TFW workxng customer servxce, tbh.)
ID: some trolls are gonna destroy their thinkpans one way or another! some choose alcohol, or drugs, or sopor pies. or getting hit in it a lot i guess.
AA: y, exactly.
VC: Some spend time with Laledy
VC: He's rright about one thing, if I had any sense, I would have just left
LC: [ Well all those options are unpleasant. Save for the last one, VC. I don't know LaledYY well enough to draw anYY judgements YYet. ]
SS: (Shxt, u rxte!) SS: (X axn't never met Sxpa xn my lxfe!)
VC: Prrray you neverr know him well enough to tell
AA: nah, getting hit in the pan lots is W A Y fun.
ID: all i know about ss is that he seems like a yappy little ankle-biting woofbeast. only his yapping is dirty jokes.
SS: (For me.)
AA: go take a few rnounds, lc. >:}
AA: don't frnont, lal, if someone hit you in the head, it'd, like, pop off. >:P
SS: (Dude, don't put me on front street lxke that!) SS: (X'm sensxtxve 'bout the fact that xt's prosthetxc, axght??)
VC: That's not too farr off, ID
ID: of course not, i'm a good judge of character. =:P
LC: [ ... Well. ] LC: [ I have a feeling that was a quick summarYY YYou just gave there, ID. ] LC: [ And uh, AA, does YYour job involve such incidents happening, or... ]
VC: It does, arrren't you some rrring fighterr orr something, AA
AA: i get paid to pop ppl in the face. it's harnd wornk, but somebody's gotta do it.
AA: >:P
SS: (VC's the best judge a'character, XD, don't even flxp!) SS: (She's exp good at judgxn folks that she's up and throwxn xsh xn the faces off whxle they're tryxn to fxgure out how she lxkes her drxnk.) SS: (#Tfw actually salty abt thxs shxt.)
ID: sip isn't dedicated enough to the cause to pop people in the face for free.
VC: oh wow, did I actually pierrce yourr veneerr of indifferrrence and flippancy
VC: Colorrr me surrprrised
SS: (X'd lxke my asshole cred to be dedxcated to my actual awful qualxtxes, pal!) SS: (X axn't no sellout. (\qnq/) )
SS: (You're ruxnxn my xmage!)
AA: wait, wait, arne we rneffing me orn
VC: I think you've well supplied those.
AA: omfggg, stop using handles, use rneal names. i can't keep up w/ this shit and yrn quirnks. >:{
VC: In my case.
ID: i forget names.
ID: uh. sip. lal? uh.
VC: I admittedly stayed away forrr a while after causing some disputes
ID: i don't even know lc's name.
AA: tattoo them on yrn knuckles!!
SS: (Eyyy, X made the lxst! (\ouo/) )
LC: [ Ah, I see AA. ] LC: [ And just call me YYerman. So YYou don't need to refer to me bYY handle. ]
AA: look, 'kay, if you don't rnemebern names, i'll totes G I V E folks names.
ID: yer it is.
AA: lc, yrn now yern.
VC: So I don't expect people to know mine, and I'm a bit unfamiliarrr with most otherrs
AA: vc, yrn now... foxy.
SS: (Omfg, Cennef, dxd you for cereals get run outta town??)
ID: look at sip. bitching about quirks when hers messes up people's names.
VC: No
SS: (How salty do you gotta be tho.)
CC: my quirnk ain't nevern messed up anybody's name, losern.
SS: (Also, shxt, mb, soz for callxn you by the wrong name, Foxy.)
ID: i mean okay, sorry yern this is your name now.
CC: unlike lals'. >:} is it id or xd?? we just don't know.
SS: (Xt's obvx ecks dee, dude.)
AA: yern is his name, y. totes just established that. AA: trny to keep up!
LC: [ Uh, YYern? That. Well. ]
SS: (Xt's always ecks dee.)
LC: [ Alright, I guess. ]
VC: Oh look, now you've made the poorr cerrulean uncomforrrtable
VC: and if I'm sympathizing, up is down, left is rrright
ID: oh also i'm hadean yern.
AA: uncomfy, orn grnateful that i all went up and imprnoved his shit?
AA: y, yern, i'm siparna.
ID: since no one was nice enough to say my name. =>:I
LC: [ I am not uncomfortable, VC. I just got surprised cause I looked awaYY for a moment. ]
LC: [ I am alright. ]
VC: Oh, you _are_ some sorrrt of prrizefighterr arren't you?
AA: lmfao, soz, frnom now on, i'll totes starnt intrnoducing you F I RN ST.
VC: I know I've hearrd that name somewherre
LC: [ ID, sorrYY, how maYY I call YYou? ]
AA: hadean. >:}
ID: ^^^^
AA: no nicknames, that shit's lame.
VC: ...ugh, wait, I know wherre now
ID: how many times have you nicknamed me sip. =:I
VC: Damn you, Matarrri
VC: Oh well
AA: and y, foxy, i am totes famous. wicked mad famous. so famous you've prnobs got a coonpillow w/ my face on it.
VC: Ha
AA: if you do, btw, take pics, that's fucking weirnd.
VC: No
AA: arne you surne.
AA: and haaaads. AA: yrn nickname is like, a show of ourn special cornpse buddy bond, duh.
VC: I can't knit one, so it holds no interrrest forr me
ID: oh well in that fucking case i suppose i can accept it.
LC: [ Ah, alright. Thanks. ] LC: [ And I am afraid mYY coon pillows don't meet that rating AA. TheYY all got map prints on them. ]
VC: ...so you can find wherrre to go to sleep everry day?
VC: I'd think you wouldn't get lost doing _that_
AA: lmfao, well, _good_. AA: and mb they'rne blind, foxy.
ID: you fancy trolls and your coon pillows.
AA: yrn trnying to grnow gills in a bathtub, dude, don't starnt shit abt coon pillows.
AA: S O M E O F U S use coonpillows to cope. AA: with not having giant ass ablution trnaps. >:'{
LC: [ VC. ] LC: [ I wouldn't want to go into that, thank YYou. ] LC: [ And uhm, definitelYY not blind. Well. ]
VC: Maybe I'm a deep-dwelling fuchsia, Siparra
VC: Somehow I doubt it
VC: See?
ID: man i gotta admit this ablution trap is the fucking best.
ID: it's been like five perigees since i got hot water sip let me enjoy this. =>:I
LC: [ I am onlYY blind if I don't find mYY glasses. Because mYY vision gets blurrYY. ] LC: [ Other than that, I am fine. ]
VC: _Five perrigees_ ?
VC: What on Alterrrnia have you been doing, ID.
LC: [ And YYou should totallYY enjoYY YYour hot water, Hadean. ]
ID: traveling. using the rain. or barrels.
VC: Maybe the asterrroid will cull some unforrrtunate sap and you can take theirrr hive, if it doesn't get the lot of us
AA: hot watern's pointless unless you add B U B B L E S.
AA: did you add bubbles??
ID: i got fucking water jets in this thing.
ID: which is superior to bubbles.
LC: [ That's indeed, superior. ] LC: [ And five sweeps is a long time. YYou definitelYY deserve that. ] LC: [ ... Is the asteroid still in the air? It should have landed bYY now, or so I think. ]
ID: i dunno. i'm busy in the bath so some other loser look.
VC: LC, he said _perigees_
VC: ...not to be pedantic
VC: Except I am
VC: Oh well
VC: Hang me laterr orr wait forr the asterroid forr my impudence, orr something
ID: no i have now never been in hot water for five sweeps.
LC: [ Perigees or not, anYYone deserves a good hot water time. ] LC: [ ... Given the troll in question is not the scum of Alternia, that is. ]
SS: (Wow, pal, that's some srs shade you're throwxn, there!)
VC: ...what standarrrds do you have forr scum
LC: [ I should have clarified that last bit, but seriouslYY, there are trolls who go out of their waYY to just mutilate and harm others* who didn't offend them for no good reason. ]
LC: [ Or caused them no harm. Or no issues. ]
ID: hahah mmm just gonna enjoy this hot water.
SA: define offend.
VC: Prrobably hit them overr the head
VC: That generrrally classifies offense on Alterrnia
VC: That orr stealing my god damned yarrn, which is unforrrgivable
VC: also hello SA, I don't think I've seen you beforrre
LC: [ Offend as in, didn't hurt their emotions or them phYYsicallYY. ]
LC: [ This is a complex subject I brought mYYself into, isn't it. ]
SA: hello. You haven't.
VC: Congrrrats forr noticing, LC.
VC: Morrralls arren't always clearr-cut, who knew.
ID: welcome to the chatroom then sa. it's kinda busy right now.
SA: many trolls have a fragile ego, anything could be a would to their emotions. I admire your ability to continue digging this hole, LC.
VC: That it is.
VC: HA
VC: Okay, I like this one
LC: [ Thanks, but no need for the sass. ] LC: [ Well, exactlYY. So I feel like I should stop digging this hole now. ]
ID: i'm offended by yern's definition of offense.
VC: Oh my
VC: Shall you duel him overr it
LC: [ WhYY exactlYY? ]
ID: no because that would make me scum apparently. =:'(
VC: Just like with that jade boy?
VC: HA
VC: Oh yes, we can't have that
VC: Is your ego frrragile as well, as SA mentioned
ID: well lc is seeing everything from a blueblood lens.
LC: [ Well I can't think about everYY possible exceptions that exist on Alternia. ]
VC: Mm, trrue
ID: it's different.
LC: [ I trYY to see the world not just through cerulean and blueblooded lenses, but alas I am aware that task is not easYY to achieve. ]
VC: Well, crredit forr being awarrre, I suppose
LC: [ There are things I might overlook unintentionallYY, so forgive me for that. ]
SA: I've already decided i'm going to nitpick everything you say and we've just met.
SA: I'm very sorry.
ID: well at least you apologized for being privileged.
VC: This sounds verry enterrtaining
LC: [ Well I am positive that decision is not exactlYY... A good one, SA. ]
AA: oh my god.
AA: sa, i've decided yrn my new fave.
AA: what arne we nitpicking??
VC: LC's errrorrs
SA: their many errors.
SA: It may not be a good one but it has yet to yield a majority unpopular result.
LC: [ I am onlYY a troll, just like everYYone else. ]
ID: uh not like everyone else, you're blue. duh.
LC: [ No one is perfect, and I'd be a fool to claim that I am. ]
VC: SA is cleverr and plays the crrowd
LC: [ Well I can't help about the blood colour I was born with, and no one else can. ]
VC: Clearly we have an experienced crritic herre
ID: you'll see when soaking in this tub turns me violet.
SA: perhaps you should use a tinted bathbomb, it may yield faster results, ID.
LC: [ ... Well I feel like I should bid mYY farewell for now and keep an eYYe out for this meteor. ]
VC: If you grrow gills I support Siparra dissecting you
VC: Forr science
ID: fucking rude vc.
VC: what
VC: I just want to ~add to ourr pool of knowledge~
VC: Orr whateverr scientists say
ID: hahah bye lc i think we overwhelmed they guy.
SA: goodbye, LC. Next time I would like your name.
VC: Yerrrman
VC: ...Yerman
ID: i want my soft squishy body in one piece.
VC: That's his name
AA: n, foxy, yrn getting it wrnong.
AA: jfc, drnag a guy A N D fuck up his name, why don't you?
AA: his name's yern.
AA: sa. jsyk. >:}
VC: Oh of courrrse
VC: My bad
VC: Yes, SA, his name is clearrly Yer, ignore everrrything else.
AA: yern!!!
VC: Yernman.
VC: Ha
SA: ...Yern...
SA: I am sorry.
VC: Forr what
VC: You didn't brrring the asterroid did you
VC: In that case you should be sorrrry
VC: For strrressing us all out
SA: yes, i used astronomically scaled telekinesis and a number of steroids to rip something in space into our orbit to terrorize strangers.
SA: I haven't heard of any asteroid. did something happen?
VC: what
VC: have you not looked out yourrr window
ID: or read any newsfeed.
SA: i've spent the last few days in relative isolation, actually. Playing my handheld.
ID: oh great we got another nerd in here didn't we.
ID: what flavor nerd are you?
SA: the completionist kind.
SA: what kind of nerd are you?
VC: Completing what, though
VC: HA
TC: !s Hadea~ be!~g a~ ass aga!~
ID: i'm the not a nerd kind.
VC: Hadean's a wanderring nerrd, I'd say
ID: oh god she's back.
VC: oh, is this yourr violently amorrrous pitch suitorrr
RS: | Hahaha | I think He Is | Judging from What I Just Read | RS: | Or | Well | RS: | Not Moreso than Anyone Else | ? |
RS: | | Violently Amorous Pitch Suitor | ? |
TC: Excuse me?
SA: games. I complete games a hundred percent. A wandering nerd would be useful, knowing all sorts of jeopardy facts about travel.
SA: is this gossip?
TC: !D what have you bee~ tell!~g people about me?
ID: i mean i travel but i'm not good at remembering shit about where i've been.
ID: oh i just shared some of your comments.
ID: y'know. the horror screams and horse piss ones.
RS: | The | What | Piss Ones |
RS: |- What -|
ID: tc just wants to drown me in horse urine, nbd.
SA: that's. disgusting.
VC: It is, isn't it
RS: | That's not Pitch | That's Simply Alarming |
VC: I was joking, Pheres
RS: | TC | I am Disappointed | =:( |
VC: Honest pitch is rrarrely founded by disgusting thrreats, haha
VC: And oh, you like games, SA?
VC: What kind?
RS: | Oh | I don't Know | You would Be Surprised | Cennef | RS: | Especially | at Some of the Residents of This Server |
ID: all because i told tc she had to fight me if she wanted to fight gliese. =:'(
SA: most pitch relationships are violent pranks and misaligned intentions. it is about being pointlessly mean, as children are.
SA: VC, I play pokemon.
VC: !!!!
VC: so do I!
VC: Though I usually call it Fiduspawn, haha
RS: | | Is It | ? | RS: | I don't Think It Is | SA | If You will Pardon My Interruption |
VC: And pfft, SA
VC: How old arre you, then
SA: how old are you?
VC: 9 sweeps
SA: older.
VC: Well goodness
SA: by one sweep.
RS: | It's more About Rivalry | Isn't It | ? |
SA: ๐
VC: I didn't rrealize we werre - ha
RS: | Hahaha |
VC: Not THAT much olderr then
SA: no, but enough i could be nitpicky about it. Also, I don't think that is the intention of blackrom, no. But I think that's wha ti becomes. my roommate experienced something like that in his blackrom.
SA: what are you experiences?
VC: Mm, technically I've neverr had a pitch
ID: a good rivalry is hard to find and a lot of trolls just settle for whoever is a jerk to them.
VC: But my ideal one would be a strrrong rivalrrry wherre we both encourrage each other to become betterrr
TC: ! sta~d by my words to Hadea~
VC: Otherrwise it would be borrring
TC: Horse p!ss a~d all
SA: horse piss has nothing to do with becoming better.
VC: Oh, I'm so glad you felt the need to rrreiterrate that
VC: It really doesn't
SA: unless it doubles as a radioactive spiderbite and gives you superpowers.
VC: Perrhaps you want to look up some pitchrrrom tips, TC
SA: which I doubt.
VC: Ha
VC: Even if it did
VC: Is that RRREALLY worrrth it
TC: You're ~ot fu~~y VC, !'m ~ot p!tchfl!rt!~g
RS: | Oh | I don't Think | RS: | My Blackroms have been Dreadful | Haha | But | It's a Relationship | ! | There has to be Something More Appealing about Someone | RS: | Than Merely Their Ability to Infuriate You | Otherwise | Why would You ever Stick Around | ? |
SA: I asked my roommate tha tsame thing.
VC: Gosh, you don't mind my charrmingly light-pumperred barrbs amusing? Woe.
SA: anyone can infuriate someone. It is not hard.
SA: clearly i am pitch for
SA: yern.
VC: HA
SA: ?
VC: I don't think much of yourrr taste, SA
VC: what does a mild cerrulean have to offerrr you in way of rrrivalrry
VC: See how easily he backed off?
RS: | Haha | RS: | I don't Know | I could Ship It | =:P |
VC: _Rreally_, Pherrres
VC: You arre such a dorrrk
SA: Nothing, but they are an example of how easy it is to say anything remotely negative is a black flirtation. like RS said.
SA: please do not ship it.
RS: | Yes | ! | Look at That | Ah | RS: | Mildly Contentious Ire | that was On-Going | RS: | Clearly Romcom Material |
VC: Ha
SA: also what ID said, I apologize. This is the busiest thing i've seen in a long time.
SA: It is cozy
ID: ahahah might have fallen asleep in the bath.
ID: nearly rip me.
SA: remove yourself.
TC: stay !~ the bath
TC: Fall asleep some more
ID: and there's tc being tc again.
SA: that was a not very subtle wish for their demise.
TC: Fuck off
SA: i ship this.
TC: That was - what, ~o
ID: eww.
SA: ๐
ID: no one is allowed to ship me. =:I
TC: That's d!sgust!~g a~d you should feel bad, SA
VC: Not even in a charrming pale orrr ashen quad? Darrn
VC: Therre go my plans
ID: wait what.
RS: | Oh My |
SA: I'm only teasing.
ID: vc better be kidding too.
VC: clearrrly I'm _100%_ serrrious
VC: so serrrious
VC: you don't even know
RS: | Your Ashen Aspirations are as Clear as the Murdercomet Soaring Through Our Skies |
VC: Maybe I have an entirrre shipping wall
RS: | It is Too Late | They have been Unveiled |
ID: pff ashen what.
VC: Gasp
ID: hard pass.
VC: Pherres has caught me out
SA: who are you shipped with, VC?
VC: Haha
VC: No one!
SA: liar.
VC: No, rreally
RS: | She Said | Her Plans have been Dashed | of a Charming Pale or Ashen Quad |
VC: I have somehow escaped that - hahaha
RS: | I am Making No Assumptions Here | RS: | Only Taking Her at Her Word | =:B |
VC: except forrr my clearrrly entirely serrious inclinations towarrrd Hadean.
ID: oh pelase schoolfeed us pheres. master of quads.
RS: | Only if You Say Please |
ID: i just fucking did.
RS: | I am Not Certain | what Pelase Is |
VC: Oh please, grrreat Pherrres, masterrr of quads
ID: smartmouth. =:I
VC: do tell us yourrr wisdom.
RS: | =:B |
RS: | | Wait | What Wisdom | ? |
RS: | I have Lost Track of This Joke |
VC: I'm surrre we will all benefit.
ID: your wisdom of alll the quads.
VC: About quads, you absurrrd dweeb.
ID: you're more successful than us poor pupas.
VC: Werre you not paying attention.
VC: Clearrly we all need your guidance.
ID: with our bleak empty quads.
SA: a negligent teacher.
ID: =:'(
VC: Except perrhaps SA, who seems to be a harrdened veterran
SA: yes, with my many quadrants. All filled. all flawless.
ID: sa is the idol we must all aspire to.
SA: hell no.
SA: i am not allowed to have quadrants. simple.
VC: SA, why won't you accept ourrr - what
SA: it leaves plenty of room for judgement
VC: Why
RS: | Haha | Oh My | RS: | SA has to Share Their Wisdom | ! | I could Give You Advice | But
RS: | Wait | Why | ? |
SA: i'm more interested in RS's advice.
ID: ahahah no romance because judgement. that's new.
SA: I mean because i can make no relationship faux pas i can judge you all i'd like.
VC: Hah
RS: | I am More Interested in Your Advice | ! | So I am Afraid | We are at an Impasse |
ID: sa has no advice so cough up yours pheres.
ID: no backing out now.
ID: we said please.
RS: | Oh | Heavens |
IA: Is every-one sharing relati-onship advice?
ID: not everyone, just pheres.
RS: | | I've Only Got One Quadrant | You Two are Exceptionally Silly | RS: | I don't Think My Advice will prove Exceptionally Sage | in Light of That |
RS: | Yes | We are Absolutely |- ALL -| Sharing Relationship Advice |
RS: | Please Start | IA |
ID: you've never had any other quads ever? =:/
IA: --Oh dear
ID: share the one quad knowledge then! plenty of sageness to ingest.
RS: | I mean | Of Course I've had Past Quadrants | RS: | But | So have You | ! |
IA: Always kn-ow where y-our quadrants live in case -of emergencies?
ID: ahahah guess again.
ID: my quads are salted withered husks.
RS: | Oh | Come On | RS: | You've never Had a Quadrant At All | ? | Ever | ? | RS: | You're Older than I | Aren't You | ? |
RS: | And | IA | Haha | RS: | That is Sage Advice | I will Second | =:) |
ID: nah. i'm just not a good catch clearly!
SA: what salt did you use for that? himalayan pink or sea?
RS: | Oh | RS: | | I'm sure It's Not That | Haha | You are Perfectly Lovely | and Will Find Someone Eventually |
CC: I mean, I haven't ever had a pro=per quadrant! CC: But I think I'm also= yo=under than yo=u, Pheres. ๏ผ(=โxโ=)๏ผผ CC: So= it pro=bably do=esn't co=unt fo=r much.
RS: | For Each Square |
ID: the salt that burns your feet if you step on it bare.
SA: delicious.
RS: | ! | ! | ! | How have You |- NOT -| had a Quadrant | Kit | ? | RS: | That seems Implausible |
CC: !!
RS: | Or | Like Everyone You Know has Exceptionally Dreadful Taste |
CC: I mean, I've dated peo=ple before!
VC: What have you all been doing, I've had a matesprit and a moirail and I spent six sweeps of my life almost entirely isolated
ID: man look at pheres so much more baffled by cc. it's almost like they don't think i'm a good catch.
CC: It just never really wo=rked o=ut?
ID: =:'( =:'( =:'(
SA: VC Show us the way.
IA: Perhaps it just never has happened?
VC: hah
VC: They did not worrk out
IA: I haven't held a quadrant in sweeps.
VC: Though both did last for sweeps
VC: So they werrre good rrrelationships
VC: But unforrtunately even good things end
ID: ...this better not be a joke where your quads were actually your fronds all along.
IA: It's n-ot a particularly bad thing if -one d-oes n-ot have a quadrant.
VC: Wow, and I thought nobody could be morrre tasteless than Laledy
VC: Good job
SA: your life is neither jeopardized or enriched by not having one, as a child.
VC: You outdid him
RS: | Haha | Oh | Dear |
ID: what, you've never heard a quad-frond joke vc.
ID: or seen the memes.
RS: | Please Do Not Show These Memes |
SA: "the real quads were the friends we made a long the way"
CC: Pheres, I'm pretty sure that saying that's ho=w yo=u get peo=ple to sho=w them.
ID: oh please pheres it's just a picture of a hand with a caption that they just broke up with their mate usually.
CC: ๏ผ(=ยดx`=)๏ผผ
ID: followed by a picture of the opposite frond saying their black relationship is still healthy as ever.
VC: Lorrd
RS: | Good Heavens |
IA: S-o, why were we sharing relati-onship advice?
ID: pheres still hasn't really.
RS: | Oh | Hmph | RS: | Fine | My Relationship Advice | is | RS: | | Um |
RS: | Hm |
IT: Have MANY of little ConsequenCe?
RS: | | A Little Less Talking | goes a Long Way | ? | Haha |
VC: oh no
RS: | That | and Having a Great Many of Little Consequence |
VC: You don't get to give relationship advice at all, Orrrpheo
ID: WOW YOUR ADVICE SUCKS.
IA: That's c-onfusing advice.
VC: though I'm not sure you could do worrse than Pherres
VC: I'm disappointed, Pherrres
ID: even i know that the key to a good relationship is communication.
IT: I was not! I was refering to Dysseu's relationships!
RS: | Haha | RS: | Excuse Me | ? |
IT: I have not HAD a serendipitous relationship, VC >:O
IA: --Oh dear
RS: | I haven't Had a Great Deal | I have Had Two Moirails | And One Matesprit | and Two Pitch Suitors | RS: | That is the Opposite of a Great Deal |
RS: | So | Please Do not Cast False Aspersions |
IT: I wouldst ne'er Cast Fals Aspersions
IT: Thou knowst this
VC: Wow, I am so shocked by this inforrmation, Orrrpheo
RS: | Also | My Advice is Perfectly Fine | Hadean | RS: | There is No Point in Talking Too Much | And Over-Complicating Things | RS: | As Sir Orpheo Enjoys Doing |
VC: Shocked and rrelieved
ID: woowww pheres. woowwww.
IT: Thou dost seem familiar, VC
ID: you think not talking to your moirails a lot is good?
IT: I assure thee, I meant no harm to thy quadrantmate or thyself
VC: What, me? Neverr - what
IA: I'm afraid I agree with ID -on this.
RS: | Talking to Them Too Much is an Entirely Separate Problem |
IA: Talking t-o y-our quads and feeling c-omf-ortable talking t-o them is imp-ortant.
ID: hahah woowww.
RS: | I did Not Say | You should Avoid Speaking to Them Entirely | RS: | Refuse to Ever Lay Your Eyes Upon Them | RS: | There is Just Something to be Said | For Avoiding Co-Dependence | With Your Quadrants |
RS: | That is All | =:| |
ID: uh-uh. =:/
IA: I d- n-ot think it's a particularly bad thing, if the tw-o inv-olved are receptive en-ough t-o -one an-other and it d-oes n-ot upset -one -of them.
RS: | Oh | Make Your Line-Faces | Hadean | RS: | You'll see What I Mean When You Get One | =:) |
IA: Alth-ough I d-o fully rec-ognize that I d-on't have much experience. I've -only ever had -one m-oirail.
ID: ohh i could throw some harsh shade right now.
ID: but i'm nice! so i won't!
IT: Prithee, do so!
RS: | Yes | Please |
VC: go forrr it
RS: | I am Sure We are All Riveted to Hear Your Fascinating Insights | RS: | on Quadrants that You have Never Had |
ID: you sure about that pheres.
RS| =:P |
VC: I'm surre I'll be enterrtained
ID: i mean. you had two moirails.
IT: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
ID: haaaddd.
IT: ๐ฎ ๐ฎ ๐ฎ
IA: --Oh dear
RS: | Haha | RS: | Yes | And One is Deceased | And | Well | RS: | Sipara is Sipara |
RS: | I am Afraid You will Have to Try Harder than That |
RS: | If You Want to Give Shade | =:B |
ID: i mean how do you lose sip?
ID: she seems the type to put up with a lot of shit!
IT: I also feel out of synC! Thou and Sipara have separated? Didst ask a surgeon to do the deed?
ID: i guess by not talking to her because you fear getting close to her.
RS: | Heavens | You Know Her So Well | Hadean | Clearly |
IA: IT, I d-on't believe they mean medically seperated, but have br-oken up as quadrant mates.
RS: | | Hahaha | RS: | Yes | I Meant That | =:B |
RS: | We have been Separated Since Her Delightful Little Romp with Muireach | RS: | So | Ah | A Perigee or Three |
IT: Nay, I didst mean it as a joke as well! But ahhh, hm.
ID: ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ i think deflecting blame on to anyone but yourself is an issue everyone has with you so i won't take it personally pheres.
VC: Oh my
VC: Quite the statement to thrrrow arround, Hadean
VC: What's yourr rrebuttal, Pherres
ID: aww man i probably super upset him. it's just words!
RS: / as always / I am a bit busy / dealing with / oh / Work / ? / RS: / But my rebuttal is / LOL / RS: / Go bicker with Cennef / Hadean /
RS: / instead of repeating Lucina's tripe / =:) /
ID: someone who knows him confirm if his changed quirk means he's upset.
VC: Well, you heard the man, he said LOL
VC: The greatest trump of all
RS: / why in the world / would it mean I'm upset / ? / RS: / That is silly / Haha /
RS: / and / yes / precisely / =:P /
ID: you're still quirking weird so. =:/ so i feel like. upset.
ID: you do know it's okay to tell someone to, y'know. back off and shit.
VC: ...in all serriousness I concurr with Hadean
RS: / oh / heavens / does changing my quirk for convenience bother you that much / ? / RS: | Here | Then |
ID: most trolls don't just up and change their quirks! it makes the rest of us. uh.
ID: uneasy.
RS: | Well | Heaven Forbid that You Feel Uneasy | RS: | We can't Have That |
VC: How _darre_ you do such a thing, Pherres
VC: Inconsiderrate
VC: How could you inflict this sufferrring on a poorrr unforrtunate trroll.
ID: ugh. =:/ i'm sorry if i got too harsh on you.
RS: | No | That's Fine | That is Merely Your Personality | RS: | Perhaps You should Apologise for Your Insistence on Prying into My Romantic Life | Instead | ? | RS: | Or | Mm | Explain | ? | =:\ |
ID: first off the shit with emerel was kinda. trying to figure out if there was a way to get him to stop without telling him flat out to stop?
ID: because with usual trolls flinging another quad in to things will end shit right down.
RS has attached ACTUALLYWORKING.PNG to the chat! RS: / mm / might I remind you that you and Lucina contacted Emerel /- PRIOR -/ to any of your ill advised shenanigans with him / ? /
RS: / the picture is to save comments on my supposed state of upset / just so you know / =:1 /
ID: oh well that was because you called me a liar.
RS: / oh / heavens / because you are a paragon of honesty / and your honour felt besmirched / ? /
ID: damn straight.
ID: also why are you working when the world is gonna end.
RS: | =:1 |
ID: well pheres, tell me when i have lied! if i am such a liar.
RS: | We're not going to Die to An Asteroid | That would be Silly | RS: / And / Mm / I don't Think I Need To /
RS: / especially / Since You just Did / =:1 /
ID: uh-huh, we'll see when we're all dead.
ID: i did?
LL: Dude, speak for YOURSELF. If that thing gets any CLOSER, I'm BOOKING it.
LL: Fuck THIS joint, I got other places I can be.
ID: well now you have to take us all with you ll!
LL: SORRY, dude, there's only ONE ID I'm dragging up with me, and it's not YOU.
LL: Find your OWN ride! Mine's all FULL.
RS: / yes / ! / RS: / and / well / make sure you stop by before you flee for your life / LL / ! / you wouldn't want to miss the fair /
ID: aww fuck it. guess we all have to die sometime.
ID: when did i lie?
LL: Of COURSE! LL: Faire first, THEN abandoning the planet.
LL: I promised you a SWORD, didn't I? >:D
RS: | Haha | Finally | She Made a Selection and I am Free to Type Properly | RS: | It Took Her Long Enough |
RS: | And You Did | ! | =:B |
ID: still wanna know where i lied. =:I
RS: | You are Awfully Het Up about That | Aren't You | ? |
ID: can't just call a troll a liar without proof!
LL: PRETTY sure he was talking about the end of the world thing, dude.
LC: [ Hello. ] LC: [ This asteroid sighting didn't hold much so far. ]
ID: hey it might be winding up to kill us all. maybe it has performance anxiety.
LC: [ That would be a strange thing for an asteroid to have since theYY are not sentient beings. ] LC: [ At least, scientificallYY no such thing is confirmed. ]
ID: hey, never know. until it's too late. and the sentient meteor is killing us.
LC: [ Well there are no confirmed sentient rocks, so hopefullYY this rock is no different. ]
ID: i believe in this meteor's intelligence. =:P
LC: [ I will inform YYou about it's intelligence once we get through this... hopeful "scare". ] LC: [ I prefer wishful thinking in this scenario. ]
ID: or maybe it's smart and it's just messing with us and will go fuck off back to space after it gets bored.
LC: [ If it manages to escape the gravitational pull of the planet (which is unlikelYY), then it would. ]
ID: you just like putting down this poor meteor.
LC: [ That's more of a science factoid, if I had anYY power over it I'd send it on it's waYY back to space - so everYYone stopped freaking out about the end of the world. ]
ID: yeah, well. the fleet failed us and hopefully we won't all die for their mistake.
LC: [ HopefullYY. ]
AA: omggg, dnw abt the meteorn, 'kay. AA: it is pernf chill. H E L L A chill.
ID: how drunk/high are you sip. =:/
ID: i assume you went to the party.
AA: went out into the crneepy fucking light and didn't even get my globes bleeding. >:}
AA: uh. AA: uhhhhhhh.
AA: scale of one to ten??
LC: [ I have a suspicion on that scale, that will be an eleven. ]
LA: I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. LA: WE'LL BE FINE.
ID: oh hey another yellowblood. sip don't end up doing anything stupid like waking up in a dumpster.
ID: or i'll laugh.
ID: so hard.
AA: AA: oh, shit, i was typing
ID: man your dumpster fire is just raging out of control.
LC: [ I assume such... incident happened before with them? ]
AA: i'm not gonna end up in a dumpstern, jeeeeeeez. AA: stfu stfu stfu. >:P AA: mind honey tea, brnah, i ain't sparnky, it doesn't do anything.
AA: n, hads is just fussy.
ID: i'm not fussy, you're just a dumpster fire.
LA: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU END UP IN A DUMPSTER FOR!!! LA: DID YOU LOSE A FIGHT WITH THE DUMPSTER GODS OR WHAT!!!
AA: yrn D A D is a dumpstern firne.
BB: [We'// be fiiiine ]
ID: my dad is great and you are forever a dumpster fire.
ID: no she'll end up in the dumpster because she's ingesting toxins.
LC: [ I will personallYY keep observing this asteroid for short periods of time. Even with darkened lenses, it's painful to look at it for too long. ]
BB: [ A /itt/e bit of fun never wound up with TOO much troub/e ]
LA: WELL THAT'S MORE OF A HER PROBLEM IF SHE'S EATING BLACKBERRIES LA: DUDE SERIOUSLY STOP WORRY ABOUT THE BIG FIREROCK LA: IT WON'T DO JACK SHIT LA: TRUST ME ON THIS ONE
AA: oh my god. fi you wernen't chilling in yrn fancy trnap, you'd totes be outherne too, don't play. >:P AA: therne's so many ppl out!!
BB: [ And see? /C is keeping an eye on the meteor ]
ID: i mean i wouldn't be getting high.
BB: [ I'm out rn too ]
ID: and i'm out of the tub eating stolen snacks right now.
LC: [ I was out earlier, but if YYou are out, take care of YYour own sight if YYou can. ]
LA: BUT ARE YOU NAKED
AA: gj, bb, parntying is AA: AA: ????????????????????
ID: of course i'm naked.
LA: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN A TUB BESIDES BE NAKED AND EAT SNACKS
LA: AND TRAINING TO EAT YOUR ENEMIES I GUESS
BB: [ We// I know some things ]
BB: [ Best not to say in pub/ic though ]
ID: i put all my clothes in the hotel washing units.
LA: THE WHAT
AA: arne you wanderning the hotel naked??
LA: THE FUCK IS A HOTEL
AA: you arne the fucking dumpstern firne.
AA: it's you.
AA: yrn it!!
LC: [ Let's not go there. ] LC: [ I wanted to saYY that depending on the size of the tub - swimming. But that would classiffYY as a pool. ]
BB: [ I'm actua//y gonna go buy snacks now, ID made me hungry ]
ID: i had a robe for my forays out of my room!
ID: you high mess of a troll.
BB: [ Suggestions are we/come, I never know what I want when I reach the store ]
LA: SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS HOTEL BUSINESS TO ME!!!
ID: you're welcome bb.
BB: [ A hote/ is a p/ace you can pay to spend the day in a private room ]
ID: hotels are where you stay when traveling when you have money.
BB: [ Among other things such as free food, wifi, /aundry facilities, sometimes gyms ]
LA: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON A ROOM WHEN YOU CAN JUST KICK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HIVES
LC: [ UsuallYY the more expensive ones. Motels tend to be cheaper. ]
LC: [ Uhm, because not everYYone breaks into other's hives and tries to kick them out. ]
BB: [ I hate staying in other peop/e's hives ]
ID: you never know when a hive is going to be boobytrapped.
LA: WELL FUCK THAT LA: AGGIE AIN'T GETTING A HIVE WHEN I FEEL LIKE STEALING HERS
LC: [ I agree with ID*. ]
BB: [ Other peop/e's hives can be dirty too ]
AA: it's the wronst. othern ppls hives. like. supern fucking wornst. AA: also, no, u, hads. >:{
AA: they'rne always dirnty!! no one knows how to fucking clean.
ID: definitely you sips. definiteeellyyy.
AA: like, nnnnnnnnnnn,put away yrn trnash, you got a bin forn a rneason.
BB: [ Exact/y AA ]
LC: [ Depends on the hive.]
ID: go drink some fucking water or something. what do you do when you're high to stop being high?
ID: do that.
LA: SO??? LOTS OF PLACES ARE DIRTY LA: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
BB: [ You have to wait it out ]
AA: dude, yrn in a hotel. like. acrnss the continent. AA: forn like. some weirnd fairne shit you don't even do. that's, like. AA: way morne rnanks in hot mess than me, tyvm.
AA: and i have watern!
AA:
AA: i haaaaaad watern. >:?
LA: IS EVERYONE SCARED OF DIRT OR WHAT LA: BECAUSE DIRT IS THE LITERAL OPPOSITE OF SCARY LA: IT'S MORE ANNOYING BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF ANTS
ID: oh my god.
ID: go find a new water. that's still sealed you utter waste of space.
LC: [ LA, given that dirt comes with mYY job, I am not. ]
BB: [ Dirt is fine, but dirty hives have worse things ]
LC: [ Then again, I prefer to keep things clean and tidYY. And have them as organized as I can have them. ]
LA: SEE BLUEREGARD Q KAZOO TAKE TWO GETS IT
ID: hahaha what.
LC: [ Pardon? ]
BB: [ What's your job /C? ]
LA: DIRT IS JUST DIRT I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE CARES WHEN IT'S ON YOUR STUFF
LC: [ Mapmaker, cartographer, also generallYY travelling alot due to that. ]
BB: [ Oh wow sugar, that's rea//y coo/ ] BB: [ I've never met a mapmaker ]
LC: [ Thanks. ] LC: [ And well YYeah obviouslYY LA. Some trolls are ickYY about it in general. ]
AA: hads. haaaads. i bought watern. AA: and it's, like, M A RN O O N, too, just, like, forn you. >:}
ID: ...if it's maroon it isn't water.
AA: oh my god. >:{
AA: it is watern!!
LC: [ Water isn't maroon coloured. ]
ID: water is clear.
BB: [ AA if you need water or something I'd run you some. You near the Winter/ands at a//? ]
AA: lmfao, nooo. AA: not unless i get on a whale forn a day.
AA: i cn totes get on a whale forn a day, tho.
LA: WATER IS ANY COLOR WATER WANTS TO BE
LA: EVER SEEN WATER FULL OF MUD
AA: la gets it.
LA: IT TURNS ALL SORTS OF COLORS
AA: my watern doesn't have mud, omfg. >:{!
ID: sip you're supposed to be going this way, not whereever that other place is.
LA: WHAT DOES IT HAVE
BB: [ We// I don't think you'// want to come a// the way here by wha/e for some water bott/es ]
ID: take a picture of your water already.
LA: WHAT'S A WHALE!!!
LC: [ LA, that only happens if you mix it with various goods that colour it. But normallYY it's clear. ]
ID: oh my god is la like 2.
LA: AND WHY DOES IT HAVE MUD WATER
LA: I'M HOWEVER OLD I FEEL LIKE
ID: so 2.
LA: SURE WHY NOT
LA: ADD 6 AND A HALF TO THAT THOUGH
LA: AND THEN YOU WON'T BE WRONG
LC: [ Well Hadean, theYY might lack knowledge on basic things. ]
LA: NO
LA: IT'S MORE LIKE
LA: I DON'T REALLY CARE
LC: [ Not trYYing to implYY theYY are stupi-- Oh. ]
LA: IF IT DOESN'T AFFECT MY LIFE THEN WHY SHOULD I
LC: [ Well then. ]
ID: see lc. i know my idiots when i see one.
LA: HAHA
LA: YOU'RE FUNNY
LA: I LIKE YOU
LC: [ Figures. ]
BB: [ B/ess their pump ] BB: [ They just wanna be wi/d ]
LA: DAMN STRAIGHT
LC: [ Well I know a troll who is wild, but also reallYY reckless. ] LC: [ And she just got too much energYY in general. ]
LA: THE HUNT FOR THE WILD WORKS LESS WELL WHEN YOU'RE NOT WILD
LC: [ If that's YYour stYYle, then I guess. ]
LC: [ Not everYYone rolls that waYY. ]
BB: [ That's so true, I don't care about anything e/se when I hunt ]
LA: TRY IT SOMETIME IT'S GREAT
LC: [ Are YYou two happen to be hunters, or got other professions that's related to it? ]
LA: WHY WOULD I WANT TO WASTE MY TIME WITH PROVING I'M NOT A WRIGGLER TO STRANGERS IN A CHAT LA: WHEN I COULD JUST GO AND SHOOT ATEMIA'S NEW CHAMPION HAHA
LA: I'M A MUSICIAN THANK YOU
BB: [ I carve bone, hunting just makes it easier to do that ]
AA: ugh, ppl keep talking. AA: hads, wtf you want a pic of my watern forn? >:\
AA: dnw abt my watern. AA: how arne you even paying forn yrn hot?
ID: to see if it's water.
ID: i had a job. and now no one is here to charge me.
LA: OH I DO THAT SOMETIMES LA: THAT'S COOL BB
BB: [ I /ove it! I do a /ot of beads and jewe/ry, but I'// carve just about anything asked of me ]
LC: [ Ah, I see. ]
LC: [ That's nice, BB. ]
BB: [ I a/so do interior decorating ]
LA: I LIKE THIS ONE TOO LA: GOOD BLUEBLOOD LA: GOOD ALLY LA: WOULD ADVENTURE
BB: [ I am a/ways down for an adventure ;] ]
AA: ??? AA: what job??
LC: [ That's a good thing, BB. ]
LC: [ Ah, thanks as well LA. ]
ID: i looked so trustworthy i was given the task to deliver a very suspicious package to a very suspicious area.
LA: COOL LET'S PARTY LA: HEAD DOWN MY WAY FOR A REAL FUN TIME
ID: or maybe it was because i looked so strange that if i ran off with the package i'd be easy to track down.
BB: [ What kind of party? ]
ID: either way, i got paid.
LA: A HUNTING PARTY DUH
LA: THE BEST KIND
BB: [ Sounds good, what game do you hunt? ]
LC: [ Well, I prefer knowing others first before I'd dive head-in for adventures. ]
BB: [ Hmmm maybe once we rea//y get to know each other ] BB: ;]
LC: [ So, people who break into YYour territoritYY or. Just trolls who need to get through there. ]
LA: EYYYYYYY
LA: GIVE ME A SHOUT SOMETIME
AA: oh, shit. that's a good job. AA: i guess. >:}
LA: YOU ASK WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS FAIR MAPMAKER
ID: it was the best job. this place is alright.
ID: are you drinking your not-water.
ID: that i'm hoping is juice and not. more drugs.
AA: y. oh. shit. you wanted a picturne, rnight?
LC: [ Do I? I don't think I asked that manYY. ]
AA: omggg, haha, why so het the fuck up abt honey? AA: i don't spaaaaarnk. it's nbd.
LA: WAY TOO MANY
LA: LEARN TO LIGHTEN UP BUDDY
AA has attached NOTBOOZE.PNG.
ID: enough of it can still kill you now can't it?
ID: well it's not water but keep drinking it.
LA: SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SCREAM REALLY LOUD INTO THE VOID!!!! AND SEE IF IT SCREAMS BACK!!!!
BB: [ AA knows what a good time is ]
LC: [ Well, given the current situation, I am positive everYYone is covered in the brightness of this asteroid. ]
LA: OH YEAH IT LOOKS AWESOME
LC: [ Well I'd hope the void won't scream back. ]
LA: BUT IT'S ALSO NOT HEADED MY WAY EITHER
AA: n, it can't, bc i don't have the AA: AA: rncepetorns forn that. >:P
LA: SOMETIMES IT DOES LA: THE VOID IS AWESOME
ID: well it can still make you do stupid things. obviously.
ID: so try to sober up and not get culled by any lunatics.
LA: NO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY FIND SOME BETTER DRINKS
LA: TRY THE HONEY MEAD IT'S GREAT
ID: definitely don't listen to la.
LA: DEFINITELY LISTEN TO LA
LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]
LA: LISTEN TO LA
LC: [ YYou just want AA to get more drunk and do stupid things, don't YYou. ]
AA: hads. haaaaads. AA: am not gonna get culled by lunatics. you fucking losern. AA: will you stop frnetting like my lusus if i, like AA:
LA: HONEY MEAD IS FUCKING DELICIOUS
AA: ..... idk do something lame
LA: BUT OTHERWISE LA: DUH
ID: go to where ever you're staying. that's the lamest.
ID: crawl in your coon. supppeeerrr lame.
AA: if i crnawl into my coon, i can't talk to you, so n. >:P AA: trny agaiiiiiiin.
AA: also, honey mead is fucking lame. AA: being drnunk is fucking lame.
AA: sozzzz.
LA: YOU'RE MISSING OUT
LC: [ That's true AA, I am glad YYou agree on that. ]
ID: well you can still go back to your room or whatever. that's lame.
ID: and you can still talk. and have regular fucking water instead of dyed shit.
AA: lmfao, fiiiiine, okay, w/e. AA: i will rneturn to my supern lame hive-cage-rnoom thing. AA: and, like, N O T bake in the frneaky light.
ID: thatta dumpster fire.
AA: stooooop. >:} AA: did you grnow gills btw.
ID: alas, no. so no cutting me open. i live another night.
LA: CAN YOU SHOOT A WHALE
LC: [ WhYY would YYou shoot a whale. ]
AA: rnifp. why you gotta klil all my fun, dude?
AA: and
AA: y!
AA: you can totes shoot a whale.
LA: SWEET
AA: orn, like, punch it.
LA: WHERE DO YOU FIND WHALES
AA: do you wanna shoot a whale?
LC: [ Well of course YYou can, but whYY would YYou do that. ]
AA: therne's one at the docking bay rn.
LC: [ ... In the ocean. ]
AA: in the sky!
LA: WELL WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO SHOOT A WHALE
ID: i'm sorry my lack of gills is so disappointing. =:'(
LA: AHA!!!!
LA: THEY FLY AND THEREFORE LA: THEY CAN BE SHOT
AA: it's totes disappointinggg. AA: i want you to be, like, special and fucking unique. >:P
LC: [ I have not YYet seen a flYYing whale. ]
LC: [ Where did YYou see one AA. ]
AA: like idk a prnime-time boss mob.
ID: i'm not unique enough already? psh.
AA: we got 'em at hanhai. it's, like
AA: a shipping. company
AA: ??
LC: [ ... So are theYY a mascot of a shipping companYY. ]
AA: nooo, you crnawl in theirn mouth and rnide in 'em.
ID: no, they're actual damn whales.
LC: [ ... Well I have YYet to come across with them, I guess. ]
AA: lmfao, i'm not fucking lying.
AA: i'll get you pics. >:}
LC: [ Please do. ]
ID: they're fucking weird.
AA: do you like.
AA: want pics of the outisde, orn the inside??
ID: ...you aren't getting on the whale are you.
AA: ....
AA: ........ well, do you want me to, like, stab a hole thrnough it? >:\
LC: [ Uhm. Do YYou have pre-existing photos so YYou don't need to get on the whale right now? ]
AA: y, but the lighting is like way coolern rnight now. it's, like, all glowy-y and shit. AA: it'll look p fucking sweet.
AA: in orn out, dude??
ID: why are you getting on a whale. =:I
AA: why arne you trnying to say i'm not allowed to get on a whale? >:1
ID: i'm asking why you're getting on the whale when i thought you were going to your room. duh.
AA: oh. lmao. AA: sozzz.
AA: to get pics of the inside, duhhh. except, like, if lc doesn't wan t'em, w/e, w/e.
ID: they don't want them. get to your room instead.
ID: and send pics of it.
ID: mine is better i bet. =:P
AA: !!!
AA: lmfao, no, it is not.
ID: pp or you're wrong, you know the rules.
AA: mine has my lusus. that uto makes it, like, 10x bettern, dude.
AA: bc he's fucking adornbs. >:}
ID: pp or you're wrong~ =:P =:P =:P
LC: [ Now YYou are setting up a challenged to AA and theYY will go on the whale, Hadean. ]
ID: no, the challenge is posting pics of their room and their lusus.
LC: [ I'd prefer them from the outside. More useful - visuals-wise. ]
LA: NOT IF I SHOOT THE WHALE FIRST
ID: because they aren't going to fucking fly away and leave their lusus.
LC: [ Oh. I have misread then in that case - mYY apologies. ]
AA: do not shoot my fucking whale.
AA: >:{
LA: I WILL SHOOT A WHALE DAMN IT
LA: AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ON IT
AA: and AA: yeah, n, am not ditching bennui, he'd get eaten, dnw. herne's yrn whale pic, lc.
AA: look upon the whale and W E E P.
LA: I WILL SHOOT EVERY GODDAMN WHALE OUT OF THE SKY
AA has posted WHATDOESTHEWHALESAY.JPEG, CRITICALWHALE.JPEG, WHALEACTUALLY.JPEG
ID: okay pics obtained, now we need room pics and lusus pics. chop chop, less typing more walking.
SA: please don't shoot the sky whales. they are good.
LA: STARTING WITH THAT ONE!!!!
LC: [ Thanks, AA. ] LC: [ LA, what if YYou happen to shoot one that falls upon YYou? ]
AA: they arne so good, sa.
LA: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BRINGS HER KILL DOWN ON HER OWN HEAD
AA: they'rne, ike, the best fucking things evern. look at that shit. it is P RN E C.
LC: [ It could happen to absolutelYY anYYone, so I am just asking. ]
AA: .. and okay, y, walking. W A L K I N G. don't lose yrn horns, hads, jeez.
ID: my horns will remain on my head. and above my head i guess.
LA: BITCH PLEASE I AM A MUCH BETTER SHOT THAN THAT
LA: I KNOW HOW NOT TO BRING THINGS ON MY HEAD
LC: [ That sounds like something a troll would saYY who actuallYY brings trouble on their own head. ]
ID: ^^^^
LA: YOU COULD ALWAYS COME DOWN HERE AND WATCH ME
LA: I DON'T BITE
LC: [ I am good. ]
LA: DID NOBODY TEACH YOU NOT TO REFUSE A LADY'S POLITE REQUEST COW EYES
SA: the shouting implies you bite, admittedly.
SA: Yern, you're back.
LC: [ Well, I should have said: I am good, but thanks for the offer. ] LC: [ Last time I checked I had no such eYYes. ]
LC: [ AdmittedlYY, I am. ]
LA: WHAT SHOUTING???
LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK
LC: [ So, do YYou shout at others when YYou talk to them face-to-face? ]
LA: OF COURSE NOT!! LA: BUT THEY KEEP SAYING I DO
LA: I DON'T KNOW WHY
LC: [ Well, I wonder whYY. ]
LA: I'M JUST TALKING NORMALLY
AA: good newwwws. AA: i am at my hotel. >:}
LC: [ Sweet. ]
AA: bad news, i totes lost the goddamn fucking ky.
ID: ohhh my god.
ID: =:/ is there any staff around.
LC: [ That's unfortunate. ]
ID: if not. find a cart. should be a master key on it you can use.
ID: if so. ask for another damn key.
AA: i'm not gonna ask 'em for a key.
AA: and have 'em be like "omgggg, you lost yrn key, that's so sad." AA: B O RN I N G.
AA: i am going to
AA: P I C K T H E L O C K.
LA: BLAST THE LOCK OPEN
AA: ...
ID: ...i bet you you can't get it picked in five minutes.
AA: i am going to P U N CH O F F T H E L O CK. >:}
ID: no you fucking aren't.
LC: [ But YYou'd need to paYY for the damage if YYou do that. ]
LA: GO GO GO
LA: PUNCH THE LOCK!!!!!!!!!
ID: i bet that you couldn't pick it sip.
LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]
ID: unless you're too scared.
ID: that is.
LA: LISTEN TO LA
LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]
AA: lmfaooo, lc, i'm like
AA: i can totes pay forn the damage.
LA: LISTEN TO LA
AA: i could totes buy this hotel, if i wanted, j s yk.
LA: BUY THE HOTEL ON THE WHALE
ID: but can you pick a lock.
LC: [ While I am aware, it might leave YYou with a room that got a busted door and no waYY of locking it for the daYYtime. ]
AA: >:{ AA: i can totally pick a lock!!
ID: prooove it.
ID: unless you can't.
LA: OH COME ON AA LA: YOU ONLY LIVE A SHORT TIME BEFORE THE GODS SHOOT YOU DOWN
LA: SO PICK THAT LOCK
LA: AND REGRET NOTHING
AA: i am pciknig it rn, stfu.
AA: also that totes isn't how gods wornk, god.
AA: lrn2rnleigion.
AA: >:P
LA: THAT'S HOW MINE WORK LA: HASHTAG OR WHATEVER RUDE
SA: #
ID: also if you pick that lock and then discover the key in your back pocket. i will not be pleased.
AA: yrn gods suck, then, sozzzz.
LA: MY GODS ARE AWESOME AND I ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THEY SUCK
LA: BECAUSE I AM NOT AN INSECURE ASS
AA: okay, you A L S O suck.
AA: >:}
LA: WHAT'S YOUR POINT
LA: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY POINTS LA: YOU'RE JUST TRYING FOR A REACTION
ID: sip is also high so. you're fighting a disable opponent. go back to bugging prisma.
ID: or the blueblood.
SA: please do not fight me. I am military trained.
AA: yrn not wornth making actual points, bb. gotta be, like, morne enterntaining than just shouting.
AA: !!
SA: I heavily discourage this.
AA: what sornt of militarny trnained?
LA: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT SHOUTING LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK
ID: i meant verbal fighting prisma hold back there.
SA: Oh.
SA: Yes. alright.
AA: i totally mean physical fighting.
AA: gimme yrn deets.
SA: I--
AA: i want yrn deets.
SA: No.
ID: oh my god sip you can't even pick a lock let alone fight fucking /no/.
AA: A L L T H E D E E -- whyyyyyyy. >:{
AA: i am picking the lock!! stfu, omfg.
LA: BITE THE LOCK
ID: is it open yet? no? then you aren't picking it.
ID: you're just stabbing it.
LC: [ Don't bite the lock. Also I'd rather not dwell into phYYsical fighting, but I am glad there won't be anYY of that. ]
SA: biting the lock seems highly impractical.
SA: at that point you may as well kick the door down.
LA: BY THE WAY I'M LEAVING LA: I HAVE TO GO SHOOT MY FRIEND'S PARAMOUR UNTIL IT DIES LA: BYEEEEE~
LA: I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL COW EYES HEHE
SA: ...their lover?
LC: [ Well then. ] LC: [ Biting the lock would most likelYY end up as a teeth-breaking experience. ] LC: [ Don't ask. I have no idea. ]
ID: i think we can all agree la is weird as fuck.
LC: [ I feel like meeting them face-to-face would end up in a fight. ]
ID: they'd probably try eating you. or some shit.
LC: [ Given how theYY kept going on about shooting things. ]
LC: [ I am positive theYY'd trYY to shoot me first. ]
SA: cannibalism is more common on this planet than people realize.
SA: it's pathetic.
SA: LC, not getting shot is simple.
SA: just don't.
ID: ^^^^
LC: [ Well I won't go out of mYY waYY to meet her. ] LC: [ it's not among mYY plans. ]
SA: especially amongst indigos and fuchsias, but i suppose that is rude to say.
LC: [ YYou are not wrong, though. And it genuinelYY unnerves me, to be honest. ]
ID: they get away with the most shit so. of course it's them.
SA: i like to call them assclowns.
SA: if they want to be clowns so bad.
SA: anyways.
ID: i like you prisma. you're alright.
SA: I appreciate this.
LC: [ To be fair, YYou aren't lYYing about them Prisma. ]
SA: a shame.
AA: yesss, clown rnagging.
AA: A+.
ID: how goes the lock picking?
LC: [ Did YYou manage to get into YYour room? ] LC: [ And uh well. We are just stating the truth. ]
SA: did you bite the lock?
AA: i bit the lock!
AA: do not bite fucking locks.
AA: but i am I N. >:}
ID: good. pp.
ID: also did you break any teeth.
LC: [ I'd saYY I can't believe YYou bit the lock, but I'd be lYYing if I did. ]
AA has attached _THEBESTDAD.PNG!_ It is a hummingbird lusus sitting in a bowl of sugar water. It is on fire.
AA: ofc i bit the lock. it was fucking sassing me. >:P AA: why have teeth if you can't bite shit??
SA: Why -- why is it-- wh
AA: ???
ID: oh my god is that to scale. is it really that tiny.
AA: he fits in the centern of my palm!!
ID: it's. sorta cute.
SA: Fire?
AA: he is fucking adornbs. brnb lemme get a pic of him forn scale.
AA: y!
AA: ... if he'll fucking hold still.
ID: does he burn you.
AA has attached PIC23405934059345.JPEG! It's a blurry picture of the same hummingbird lusus, sitting in the palm of her hand. He is still on fire, with fire pooling over the edge of her fingers.
AA: y. he is totes burning the shit out of me rn. AA: that's how parnenting wornks, rnight.
AA: just B U RN N T H E M?? >:}
ID: i mean it's hard to imagine something that little parenting without a little burning.
SA: it's cute but why is it not roasting to death.
SA: should you perhaps put them down.
AA: naaaaah, he totes can burn the shit outta me. AA: rnemind me and i'll show you the spots, they'rne wicked gnarnly.
AA: it's psi, losern. AA: yrn yellow, arnen't you a sparnkplug?? >:} you know how it goes.
ID: noted. =:P all about the gnarly.
SA: are you pyrokinetic?
SA: I'm puzzled. Where did this conversation go.
AA: whaaaaaaat. no.
SA: No, I do not know how it goes. My lusus never was.
AA: wtf would i be pyrnokinetic?
AA: he's a firnestarntern. i'm a totes flatscan, dude. >:}
ID: i wish my lusus had psi. he'd look kickass with a floating horn of his own.
AA: he, being, like, the birnd. AA: not hads.
AA: cut off parnt of yrn horn and float it forn him!
ID: hard pass.
AA: selfish. >:{
ID: also sorry on the no lusus thing prisma.
SA: it's fine, I wasn't attached to them anyways.
ID: at least you're sobering up enough to not be spelling everything wrong sip. =:P
SA: Yes, that is appreciated.
SA: It makes it much easier to understand although I still don't.
AA: lmao, fuck off. >:P i wish i brnought some honey w/ me. i have, like. AA: the wornst goddamn panache. AA: and this watern sucks.
AA: and AA: wtf don't you undernstand??
AA: dd!
AA: ddddddddddd
SA: Pinache for what?
AA: spinach? what?
ID: get some real water.
SA: I... no..
ID: pan-ache prisma.
ID: her head hurts.
SA: oh.
SA: then why not say headache?
ID: because it's lowblood slang.
AA: bc we'rne not coldbloods. >:} what'rne you, clown-rnaised??
ID: also known as the best kind of slang.
SA: I mean, yes, technically i was raised by highbloods.
SA: if you want to become extremely critical about it.
ID: well that explains everything.
SA: but realistically no.
AA: hahaha, wow. it sucks 2 be yellow.
SA: Oh no, I talk this way for a different reason.
SA: anyways.
SA: I feel very strange amongst all of you, but it's nice.
SA: I'm sorry i am an oddity.
AA: dnw, dnw. yrn qt. AA: we will teach you ourn ways.
ID: yellows are just warm enough to have psi, just cold enough to live long enough to fuck with. it's their curse.
ID: we're all odd in our own ways! sip feeds worms her blood for instance.
ID: i'm odd in how damn perfect i am in every way.
AA: hads wearns tatts like a clown. AA: which is obvs pernf nornm.
SA: ...worms.
AA: omggg, no, not you, too.
SA: Alright.
AA: it's usefuuuuul.
ID: i don't look like a clown stfu.
AA: you stfu.
SA: friends, no.
ID: do clowns paint their torso?
AA: sa, yrn learning, so i'm not gonna tell Y O U to stfu. AA: but also, like, they'rne not W O RN M S, they arne cool parnasite body tech.
AA: and y, y, the dedicated ones do. >:}
ID: they're more leeches than worms.
SA: like biotechnology?
AA: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
SA: I see.
SA: is it experimental?
ID: clowns are just stealing my fashion. =:'(
ID: she grows them out back of a pizza joint.
ID: so.
SA: what
AA: n, it's offish.
AA: and i do noooooot. AA: gausia's a goddan liarn.
AA: goddan.
AA: G O D D A M N.
ID: more high still than i thought.
SS: (Scuse you, XD, xt's totes a coffee joxnt.)
ID: oh hey lal. you missed sip being a high fool.
SS: (Omfg)
SS: (Why xs lxfe so terrxble?)
SS: (Someone xnvent txme travel, pls, X gotta get xn on that mess. (\qnq/) )
ID: it wasn't that funny, don't worry.
ID: just go backread.
ID: live vicariously and shit.
SS: (Was xt, lxke, bad funny?) SS: (Cos xf xt was bad funny X'ma up and feel lxke a proper dxck.)
AA: SA. SAAAAAA.
ID: no it wasn't that bad.
AA: pls tell me yrn not one of these dornks clutching theirn pearnls overn honey.
ID: like. the worst that happened was her almost getting on a whale.
ID: he probably doesn't even know what honey is!
SA: excuse me?
SA: I know what honey is.
SA: thank you.
SS: (Yeah, it's what you put in your tea. (\eue/) )
ID: are you against mind honey tea then?
SS: (Also, wtf, Sipa, where'd you get honey??) SS: (And why wasn't it at Miss Taylor's totes lovely and upstanding cafe?)
SA: I do not touch mind honey or sopor. My inhibitor would react very badly to it.
SA: I have no intention of rotting my psionics for a temprorary change.
ID: inhibitor.
SA: please ignore that statement.
SA: I have explained enough.
SA: regardless, it is bad.
ID: not ignoring it, but i won't push further!
SS: (Sounds like baggage, pal!)
SS: (Can't go askin bout that or we're all gonna hafta get sappy in here.)
SA: baggage implies i am bothered.
SA: but i've already told Hadean and Pheres my life story.
SA: and I have been here for less than 24 hours.
SS: (Damn, apparently I'm missin out on all the good convos!)
ID: sorry lal. too busy working? or partying?
AA: what whaaat.
AA: you told phern yrn life storny.
SA: your only solution is to now be here for every waking moment.
AA: but you wouldn't even gimme like, yrn militarny fighting deets?
ID: yeah me and pher got the whole thinggg.
AA: i am qqing. fight me, you fuckwaffle. >:{
SA: i was in the military, that's enough ...
SA: "deets"
SS: (Too busy makin a livin like the totes upstanding citizen I am!) SS: (Also I dared some chick to go out and stare at the meteor to see if her ganderbulbs fall out and I had ta film that.)
SA: that is terrible an unscientific.
AA: also, nobody wants queenie's mindhoney, lal. AA: idefk what yrn bees arne eating, but it's grnoss.
SS: (Wtf, dude, rude.)
ID: queenie.
AA: queenie!!
ID: =:?
AA: why arne we >:?-nig.
SS: (Maybe it's just the weirdo druggie that's effin it up, no need to up and get shirty bout the big lady.)
ID: what's a queenie.
SS: (Gotta uphold the jade solidarity here!)
AA: ... lmfao, y, rnight. yrn ternrnrifying big lady. AA: 'kay, like, yrn crneepy cafe honey, how's that.
SA: ... are you all drug addicts?
AA: oh my god.
ID: i'm not.
AA: you A RN E clutching yrn pearnls.
SS: (Hey, pal, if I could afford that ish I wouldn't be workin customer service.)
AA: >:{
ID: my psi don't really mix well with drugs so.
SS: (Also, I'm p sure it wouldn't do jack to me, on accounta the lack of sparks.)
AA: it just makes you chill the fuck out, dude.
SS: (Ah, yes, exactly what I need.)
SS: (Brb gettin my fifth coffee.)
SS: (So I can survive this shift.)
ID: no wonder lal has zero chill.
SS: (It's a coping mechanism, I'm v sensitive about it. (\qnq/) )
SA: caffiene is also
SA: a drug.
SS: (Don't make fun of me or I'll cry.)
ID: it sure is.
SS: (And then we're both gonna be feelin the awks.)
SS: (And damn, pal, really?)
SS: (Totes didn't know that!)
SS: (Please tell me more.)
SA: ... I can't tell if you are being facetious or not.
ID: prisma that was sarcasm.
SS: (Get educational up in here!)
ID: don't.
SA: I-- alright.
SS: ( (\eue/) )
ID: assume everything out of him is sarcasm.
ID: like. 85 percent of the time.
SS: (I love you, ID.)
SS: (From the bottom of my pusher.)
ID: ๐
SS: (Let's elope.)
ID: fuck no you pop a ring on this finger right now.
ID: and don't get it out of a gumball machine. i'll know.
SS: (And ty, ty, it's 85% sarcasm and 15% crushing honesty that you can't tell from the rest cos otherwise it's exposin emotional vulnerabilities. (\^_^/) )
SA: crushing?
SA: are you two in love?
SS: (Yes.)
ID: remember what i said about sarcasm prisma.
AA: omfg, i look away forn two secs and you ppl arne getting fucking handfasted.
AA: n, it is 100% legit.
AA: they arne making this shit RN E A L.
SS: (Deeply! I'm up and gettin a ring now - d'you think bakery wire twisty things, or just straight up a bagel?)
SS: (I feel like ID would appreciate the bagel.)
SA: you may as well invest in a ring pop.
ID: it better have a stone.
SS: (They're ring-like and edible!)
ID: ...get a ring pop.
SA: I need to lie down, this is too much.
ID: what quad is this.
SS: (I got raisins, pal. That's, like, at least ten adornments.)
SS: (Uhh)
SA: I feel like i'm watching an episode of troll jerry springer.
ID: aww prisma you were just getting fun.
SS: (ID.) SS: (ID.) SS: (We're gettin hitched and you aint' even in the know about what quad it is???)
AA: go lay down, take a brneathern, don't do mind honey, prnisma.
ID: i want a quad-specific colored ring pop lal.
SS: ( (\qnq/) )
AA: arne you keeping notes on this shit, btw??
SA: I will be more fun after a rest.
SA: goodnight.
ID: i guess if you say so. go take your rest.
AA: latern. >:}
SS: (Tootles!)
AA: hads, wrnite him notes, dude.
SS: (I'm gettin you an effin bagel and you're gonna cherish it on accounta you're the one in this relationship that ain't even clear on our color!)
AA: bc rn poorn chucklehead's drnowning like lal in high watern. >:}
ID: you give me a lot of conflicting messages lal!
ID: sip get in this and ashen for us.
ID: we're too much of a mess on our own.
SS: ( (\qnq/) )
AA: do i get to hit you with a metaphornical club,??
AA: btw my bagel bettern have S P RN I N K L E S.
SS: (My poor pusher has been torn plum in two, pal.)
ID: wow this relationship is turning abusive already.
ID: hush and get the sprinkle donut lal. you know we need this.
SS: (Wow.) SS: (Does that make me the handmaiden in this relationship?)
SS: (Cos I ain't no cheap handmaiden.) SS: (Tips or gtfo.)
ID: my tip is get the bagels or else. =:P
SS: (Help, help, I need an auspistice!) SS: (I'm getting menaced! (\qnq/) )
ID: we are your auspistice.
ID: nerd.
SS: (...) SS: (Help, help, I need an intervention!)
SS: (Also.) SS: (So.) SS: (Fun fact hour.)
SS: (The giant flaming omen of doom in our sky?) SS: (You should totes, like, uh, wear shades or some ish if you're gonne, say, squint at it disbelievingly for upwards of five minutes.)
SS: (On accounta if you don't there are some chances of minimal to extreme visual impairment.)
ID: i mean i'm staying indoors but good to know.
SS: (Cool, cool. Cool. V cool. Good to know. Cool.)
SS: (Also I've gone extra blind.)
SS: (On an unrelated note.)
ID: wait you're blind?
SS: (Like, you think you're really blind? Like really blind, but it turns out you can be way more blind!)
SS: (Yeah, dude, I'm blind mutant cullbait on the run from the authorities!)
SS: (All of that is definitely and totally true.)
SS: (And I definitely don't just wear ocular lenses.)
SS: (Don't report me or I'll get culled!) SS: (We're quads now so you gotta care about that kinda ish. (\unu/) )
ID: uh-huhh.
ID: guess if sip brings you to meet me at the fair i can find out the truth then.
SS: (Whaddaya mean? I just up and told you the truth!) SS: (I'm deffo 100% blind!) SS: (Except 110% blind now, I guess?)
SS: (Look, I didn't do great in math schoolfeeds.)
ID: well if you're blind i can see why.
SS: (Wow, are you discriminatin against my math skills?)
ID: yeppp.
ID: what are you gonna do? =:P
SS: (I'm hurt!) SS: (This is why we need an auspistice!)
ID: well sip has abandoned us.
ID: probably to go hurl.
SS: (Idk, dude, probably stare tearfully at Sipa until she falls victim to the forlorn expression or possibly just gets really annoyed and wants me to stop.)
SS: (LUL)
SS: (RIP Sipa, a mess like 50% of the time I see her.)
ID: what, she almost faint from blood loss in front of you too?
SS: (Nah, but first time I saw her I was like 80% sure she was, like, fresh outta whatevs cool new activity young whippersnappers get up to nowanights, which was, judgin by her face-state, makin out with a meat grinder. (\unu/) )
SS: (Then she threw me over a table, so, like, sympathy gone.)
ID: hahah woowww.
AA: i am not h u rn l i n g.
ID: are you laying down so the world will stop spinning?
AA: omg, do you even know the diff b/w drninking and like AA: taking honey? j/k, rnhetornical q, obvs you do not.
AA: n.
ID: i'm sorry i can't go get drunk and high like all the cool kids!
AA: i am in my coon, bc i totes wanna ese if this phone's gonna surnvive soporn. AA: surnvival of the ifttest, ectect.
SS: (It's cool, pal, you can sit with me in the peanut gallery! We got noisemakers and the ability to flee faster than the irate stoners.)
ID: about damn time you got in the coon.
AA: also, lmao, lal, stfu. AA: yrn the only one being inapprnoprniate w/ electrnonics, 'kay. >:}
SS: (Woooow, wtfs that supposed to mean?) SS: (My love with the coffee maker is pure and platonic.)
ID: uh-huh. you coffee-drugee.
SS: (We're holdin off till handfasting.)
SS: (She takes care of me!)
ID: i don't get that either so i get my own gallery!
SS: (Unlike some of my other quads. (\qnq/) )
ID: cry me a river. =:P
SS: (Only if you build me a bridge so I can up and get over it. (\qnq/) )
ID: i'll build you a bridge to jump off of.
AA: hey, hey, none of that.
AA: eithern you P U S H H I M like a prnopern quad orn you gtfo.
ID: ughh, fiiine.
SS: (See!) SS: (At least someone knows how to up and treat me right.)
ID: boo hoo. you never treat me right.
SS: (I'm gettin you a bagel! With raisins!)
ID: i wanted a ring pop. =:'(
SS: (Well, maybe you shoulda paid more attention to the nature of our relationship, then. (\qnq/) )
ID: just admit you're too poor for a ring pop.
SS: (I'm deffo too broke for a ring pop, pal.) SS: (That ish means I gotta shell out for whatevs I'd've been gettin paid over the break time it'd take to go down to the grocery! (\qnq/) )
ID: see, you're never honest with me. this is why we need an ashen. =:'(
AA: boop.
AA: and all that. >:}
ID: sip tell lal not to be a dirty liar. =:'(
SS: (Maybe Hads is right.) SS: (Maybe I've been the weak link all along!)
SS: (Maybe I ain't the kinda guy what belogs with a person, proper-like.)
SS: (A lone howlbeast!)
AA: idk, dude, mb you do totes belogs with ppl. AA: as long as yrn not skipping leg day. >:P
ID: lal skips like. all days.
ID: i assume.
AA: and nnnnnn. that's who he I S, hads. like, an itsy bitsy bundle of totaol hoobeast shit. AA: brnoke hoofbeast shit.
AA: prnobs. hey, look, that means you both match. >:}
ID: i have psi. does he?
SS: (Leg day's erryday!) SS: (Goin' round deliverin coffee to table's a workout, right??)
SS: (And damn straight I got psi!)
SS: (My power's, uh, bein incredibly attractive to every one around me.)
ID: wow, guess i'm suddenly immune to psionics.
SS: (See, this is why we got relationship problems.)
SS: (You just don't believe in me.)
AA: arne oyu saying emo goths ain't yrn swoon maternial, hads? AA: this is why ourn ash is crnumbling, btw.
AA: all of these failed expectations. >:"[
ID: ahahah is he really an emo goth.
AA: y!
AA: oh my god, y.
ID: lame.
SA: lone wolves are actually almost certain to encounter death or starvation if they are unable to locate a new pack.
SS: (Omg, I am not!)
SS: (I'm an emo nerd!)
SS: (Get it right.)
ID: heyyy prisma have a good nap or whatever?
AA: he wearns white lenses in his eyes to look hella goth.
AA: just sayin'.
SA: Yes. I took some medicine and I feel much better.
ID: medicine? =:?
SA: ...yes.
SS: (Look, we can't go out tellin the emos that kinda ish, Sipa, or I'ma lose my cred.)
AA: and omg. good. >:} AA: can't have you getting too tirned to learn, dude.
SS: (Wow, now who's the drug addict?)
SS: (Actually, tho, that sounds sketch af.)
AA: lmfao.
ID: you're all addicts and i'm judging you all.
SS: (In the 'somethin's wrong w/ you' sense.)
AA: oh, stfu, he ain't cullbait. AA: he's prnobs just talkin', like, booze.
SA: an addiction implies i require medication. I do not require medication.
SA: It just helped my headache.
ID: he's not cullbait, he's highblood raised psi.
SA: ...Do you not know what medicine is.
AA: y, exactly.
SS: (Pal, I ain't the one what said cullbait!) SS: (Twixt the dampeners and ish, I was figurin he's some top secret military psi weapon or some ish.)
AA: n, he ain't fancy enough forn that, soz.
ID: fun fact prisma, most of us poor folks can't afford medicine.
SA: not anymore, if that's comforting.
SA: oh.
SS: (Meds're what you take to get buzzed, right?)
SA: I am sorry.
SS: (Like honey's for chill, meds are for buzz.)
SA: Ideally no but i suppose in your life, yes.
ID: it's fine for me because getting sick is for nerds.
AA: getting sick I S forn nernds.
SS: (See?) SS: (I'm glad we established I retain nerd cred.)
ID: says the troll soaking in her coon with a panache.
SA: who, AA?
ID: yes.
SA: Maybe you should drink water.
SA: dehydration cuases headaches.
ID: i already told her that.
SA: being high could cause that.
SA: See.
SA: I appreciate you more.
ID: so prisma, are you allowed to send pics of yourself? let us see your mug!
AA: oh, hush, it ain't bc i took honey. AA: what'rne you ppl, my lusus? >:P bc i got one alrneady.
AA: it's bc we have a fuck-huge meteorn fucking up evernything outside.
AA: duuuuuuh.
ID: uh-huh.
SS: (I mean, that's deffo why I'm laid out!)
SA: I do not know how to send photos on this platform. Which mug would you like, the kitty one or the chic one?
SS: (Totes credible, imo. (\unu/) )
AA: the chick one!!
AA: see, lal suppornts me.
AA: this is why lal's getting a rnide on murdernrnoad.
ID: your face i meant sa.
SA: I'm alarmed for both of you.
SS: (Deffo chicks.) SS: (I am totes not sayin that to get on Sipa's good side.)
ID: mug means face.
AA: _totes_ not. >:}
SS: ( (\uwu/) )
SA has attached SupposedlyaMug.png
SS: (Totes a mug!)
SS: (Probs.)
SS: (As previously mentioned: am currently extra blind!)
ID: huh you're kinda pretty. congrats.
SS: (It's a v nice lookin blur.)
SS: (I defer to Hadean's judgy nature.)
SA: thank you.
SA: I'm sorry, SS.
SA: I'm rather angular and have a hipster haircut, if that helps.
SA: What do you all look like?
ID: don't be sorry prisma, dumbass stared at the meteor.
SS: (Super hot!)
ID: one sec let me put a shirt on.
SS: (The meteor, I mean.) SS: (But also me, deffo.)
SS: (Eyyyy, selfie time!)
SA: You should get sunglasses at the next opportunity.
AA: lmao. AA: congrnats, prnisma, yrn waaaay less nerndy than anyone else.
AA: like the rning.
SS: (I got shades! I just wanted to get, like, a proper good look. (\unu/) )
SS: (Ain't my fault the sky is evil.)
SA: I thought nerds wore sweatervests. isn't that the stereotype
AA: shades don't do shiiiit. it's brmoght af.
AA: y. these two arne nothing but sweaternvests.
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SS has sent TellMeImPrerry.png!
SA: what is that... sphere.
AA: omg, wait, do I gotta get up to take a selfie. >:{
ID: it's a horn.
SA: Yes, AA.
SA: I will not tell you you are pretty. The hair color is unique, though.
ID: lal you fucking edgelord.
SS: (I ain't the one with a fuckin - is that a floatin horn or is your rack just effed up?)
ID: i can tell you're blind by your hair styling.
ID: yes it's a floating horn. deal with it.
SS: (Wow, rude!) SS: (It's that way naturally.) SS: (Ain't touched dye in my life. (\eue/) )
AA: dnw, lal, I totes think yrn a prnetty prnincess. AA: even if you style yrn headfluff in the darnk. >:}
ID: i meant the style not the color.
ID: the... spiky mullet look.
SS: (At least someone loves me.)
SS: (I call it 'just spent 14 hours working' chic, pal!)
SA: You can also reduce it to I worked a more reasonable 8 hours chic by using a hairbrush.
ID: just let it get long enough to braid.
ID: braids fix everything.
SA: no.
SS: (Oh, damn, we got some strong fashion opinions in here?)
AA has attached SUP.JPEG.
SS: (Eyyyy, my fav cave goblin!)
AA: brnaids totes fix evernything. >:}
SA: What... are you in.
SA: Are you alright?
AA: a wornm. duh.
SA: You've been eaten?
SS: (She's gettin eaten by a sandworm, yeah.)
ID: a coon. you a fellow non-cooner prisma?
SS: (It's been an ongoing thing, pal.)
SS: (Keep up!)
SA: I take medicine to allievate psionic nightmares. I do not use a... worm.
ID: pshhh. just use nothing. like me. it's fine.
SS: (^^^^^)
SA: I have to disagree.
SA: For me, at least.
AA: wait wtf.
SS: (Saves caegars, too!)
AA: don't sleep drny, holy shit.
AA: at least use, like, a soporn patch.
SS: (Sopor patches are for the weak!)
ID: what part of drugs don't work don't you understand. =:I
ID: did i say every drug but sopor is okay.
AA: >:{
AA: soporn isn't even a fucking drnug, dude.
SA: ๐
AA: wtf is up w/ yrn psi??
ID: my psi just fucks with how my body. absorbs shit. or whatever.
ID: i'm not a nerd i don't know the fancy words.
SA: I thought it acted like a drug if ingested, AA.
AA: that's why i said get a patch, duh.
SA: So it is a drug.
SS: (Wtf's even your def of drugs, here, pal?) SS: (You delete vitamin C, or only ish that your schoolfeeds tell you you ain't supposed to be on??) SS: (There any brand loyalty, here? Like, trollbuprofen only, or trollvil, too?)
AA: omggg, it ain't a drnug. no morne than, like, idefk.
AA: you think sugarn's a drnug??
ID: i mean i burn through sugar quick i think?
ID: why the fuck do you think i eat so much.
SA: I don't know if you're dragging me or Hadean.
AA: both!
SA: sugar does influence the mind, yes.
SA: But i don't know if the response is as acute as hard drugs or caffeine.
ID: you can go through sugar withdrawals can't you?
SA: Is your psionic metabolism based?
SA: I believe so, yes.
ID: it's not- i dunno. i'm complicated.
ID: all i know is that my psi messes with my body a lot.
AA: >:\
AA: you should know wtf yrn psi does, dude.
AA: also, wtf have you eaten today except, like, snacks and shit.
ID: snacks.
ID: more snacks.
AA: gimme yrn coornds.
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AA: i am sending you, like, T W O pizzas. AA: but they'rne gonna be, like, fish. bc you suck.
ID: =:'(
ID: i don't suck, i got you to not go on a whale.
SA: What is the point of sending them something they may not eat.
ID: oh i'll fucking eat it.
AA: ofc he's gonna eat it.
AA: i could send him, idefk, curnrny banana pasta pizza and he'd eat it.
AA: and then be like 'i'm hungrnyyyyyyy.'
SA: pineapple.
AA: he'll eat that too, dude.
ID: =:( i'm always hungry. protip.
AA: n/m, making one fish and pineapples.
SA: that's disgusting.
ID: =:( =:( =:(
ID: siiipppp.
ID: i want meat loverssss.
ID: it has more calories.
ID: delicious delicious calories.
SA: that is also disgusting.
SA: Pizza makes me sad.
AA: meat is grnosssss.
ID: meat is delicious.
AA: but 'kay, w/e, w/e. AA: you want yrn grnoss rnancid hoofbeast flesh, you get it, b/c, like, you D I D fuss abt whales.
AA: which i wasn't gettin' on.
AA: but that was hilarnious.
AA: wtf you got against pizza, prnisma??
ID: =>:I
AA: that's prnimetime lowblood exp rnight therne.
ID: prisma just needs to have a good pizza.
AA: ......... prnisma gimme yrn coornds.
SA: I'd rather not.
ID: try it prismaaa.
ID: and if you don't like it send it to me.
AA: you nevern give me any of yrn deets. >:'{
SA has sent LoftAddress.txt
SA: fine. Do with what you wish.
ID: a loft, that sounds fancy.
SA: would you like to see it?
ID: yes, pp.
SA has sent Studio.png
ID: what the fuckkkkk.
ID: that's fancy as shit.
AA: why's it in all white?
AA: arne you anothern goth nernd? am i like, the only one herne frnee of the gothplague?
AA: bc, lame. also, sent you a pizza.
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SS: (Omg, is it 'show and tell' night?)
AA: ... why is yrn trnap next to yrn bed??
SS: (Showin off everyone's blocks?)
ID: i dunno.
AA: also, holy shit, phernes would fucking murndern you forn that.
AA: and y. y. it is.
AA: i ain't showing off mine. but you shoyuld totes pp.
SA: My what?
ID: man you are sheltered prisma.
ID: which words confused you.
SA: that is very. unique carpet.
SA: trap?
SA: I don't have a trap.
ID: tub!
LL: (Nah, pal, I'll join you in lack of pix!) LL: (Your company is a balm to my isolation woes on accounta I ain't got a place.)
AA: ablution trnap.
AA: it's - y. the thing you bathe in.
AA: orn fucking swim, in hads case.
ID: i am so well versed in the highblood terms. i'll be your guide.
AA: also, stfu, lal, you totes got a place.
ID: that trap is a damned blessing okay.
AA: undern a rnock. in the desernt.
AA: ain't that wherne you found yrn jade brno? >:}
SA: It's a glass wall.
SA: Not my bathroom.
SA: My bathroom is in a separate room.
SS: (Right, totes, forgot about that one!) SS: (Got myself an underground stone mansion and ish!)
SA: I use a shower, not a bathtub.
ID: well you're missing out.
SS: (S'got a seaside view on accounta it's built into a cliff!)
SA: that sounds lovely, SS.
AA: shit, and herne i am, living off a fucking bike.
AA: i am U P S T A G E D. >:}
SA: But what about your worm?
ID: the coon is just a coon prisma.
SA: yes, but I find worm to be more comedic to say.
ID: it's part of the rented room.
AA: wornm is totes morne comedic to say. points2you, clownbb, yrn learning. >:}
AA: y/y/y, it's parnt of the rnoom.
AA: you can't trnavel with wornms unless they'rne on you. shit's 2big.
ID: luckily sip keepts her leeches on her.
AA: keepts.
AA: that's lowblood slang too, prnisma. >:}
ID: also thanks for the food sip.
SA: I hope you keepts trying to make me believe you're serious witht hat face
SA: ๐
AA: i hate everny single one of yrn hornrnible, hornrnible smileys, jsyk.
AA: >:}
ID: ohh man i did not know there was an upside down one.
ID: upside down is my jam.
ID: ๐
SA: I love the emojis.
SA: ๐
SA: AA, what do you do for a living?
SA: I can't figure it out.
ID: protip prisma, the best way to eat pizza is with two pieces on top of each other for maximum pizza.
ID: aa fights in pits for cash.
ID: i'm told she's famous. but i have my doubts!
ID: i have yet to see a wriggler wearing a shirt with her face on it.
ID: which is the true benchmark of fame.
SA: ...Please, no, Hadean.
SA: A pit fighter...
SA: i suppose that would explain the biotechnology.
AA: wow, rnude. AA: i don't lits fight in pits.
ID: eww rhyming.
AA: that was when i was a pupa. >:} AA: now it's, like, all stages, all the time.
AA: stfuuuu.
ID: still, no wriggler shirts with your face on them. what's up with that.
SA: Do you make a lot doing that?
AA: wtf would they have my face on 'em, when they can have my sweet symbol instead? >:}
AA: and y!
AA: wait, shit. depends on whom i'm tussling w/.
AA: i made mad bux on mui. totes wornth it.
SA: I see. I'm glad it works out for you.
ID: what do you do prisma? if not. clown shit.
SA: I work for a number of mafias to collect information and perform assassinations.
SA: I'm joking.
SA: It's hard to tell.
AA: lmfao.
AA: A R N E you joking??
AA: bc that's totes what a mob killern W O U L D say.
SA: I'm a freelancer. I sell out my psionics to the highest bidder.
AA: hahaha, shit. AA: hope yrn carneful doing that, dude, bc that sounds like prnimetime way to end up in someone's basement.
ID: so. possibly selling to mafias.
ID: or in a helmscolumn or some shit.
SA: I cannot be bound permanently to a helmship, so I am not worried.
ID: haha what.
SA: I don't think anyone would put me in a basement.
SA: Actually, I find people for other people, most of the time.
SA: that's what i did in the military.
SA My clairvoyance let me locate spies or missing colony trolls.
ID: people for people to do what with?
AA: wait, how old arne you?
AA: arne you a geezern?
ID: 10 he said?
ID: 10?
SA: Yes.
SA: I don't know what they do with my targets.
SA: What they wish, I suppose
SA: They are not transparent about why they want the person. Just that they will give me a large sum to find them.
ID: wooowww. promise not to go turncoat on us if someone offers you cash for us prisma.
ID: =>:P
SA: I don't think anyone will.
ID: but if they do, refuse!
SA: But I've been doing it less. My medicine is too expensive to afford now. So I have no reason to continue earning money except to pay my apartment rent.
SA: AA, to answer your question more accurately, i was raised to do this since i was young.
SA: I did not start at a conventional exile age.
ID: so do you need the medicine after you use psi...?
AA: huh.
SA: will you both be exiled, or are you renegades?
SA: the medicine works with the inhibitor.
AA: hahahaha.
SA: My psionics are broken. they were surgically altered.
AA: wow, totes not answerning that. >:}
ID: i'm telling you, they keep snatching wrigglers younger and younger.
ID: ^^^^
ID: oh hey sip, psionic surgery. that's like. your jam?
ID: what'd they do to you?
AA: what?
AA: hahaha, why would you say that's my jam. >:}
SA: perhaps because of the biotech?
SA: that seems like a good enough assumption.
ID: because you're a psionics nerd.
ID: like they crammed biotech in you to. do what to your psi?
AA: what, yrn inhibitorn's biotech, prnisma??
AA: idgi. i am lost in this convo.
SA: It isn't biotech, rather, it is grafted to me and relies on a number of injections to operate correctly.
SA: when i was... placed on planet, I wasn't given any injections. The idea was that i would go into a withdrawal and slowly shut down.
SA: anyways, it controls my psionics and prevents me from using them above their most basic degree.
SA: However, I am also a very strong psion.
SA: Hormones, usually. But also sedatives.
LL: (Huh!)
AA: huh.
SA sends Inhibitor.png
LL: (Grafted, like, cybertech?)
AA: .. omfggg. AA: that's so cool.
AA: how deep does that go?
AA: like, 'kay, that looks like it's embedded p farn. AA: does that connect dirnectly to yrn nernvous system?
ID: eghhh warn a guy next time.
AA: wait, shit, how low does it go?
SA: between my shoulder baldes.
AA: chillax, hads.
SA: I am sorry, Hadean.
LL: (Holy hells, pal, that's hella extra.)
AA: want me to msg you when we'rne done talking helm shit?
SA: Extra?
ID: yeah that'd be great, thanks.
LL: (Like, that ain't normal inhibitor ish.)
AA: y/y/y/y. go see if yrn pizza's in!
LL: (Oh, shit.)
LL: (Soz, pal.)
SA: Are they squeamish?
AA: he's helmbait, dude. >:} doesn't bug me none, but, like, give a rnust some warning beforne you starnt posting, yyy??
LL: (I mean, it ain't like a guy's liable to get all pleased-like about seein that kinda tech on a body regular-like!) LL: (Sipa and I're just nerds and neither likely to up and get one a'those installed.)
LL: (Ain't like I'd be too pleased with your effin biopsy pix or nothin, neither.)
SA: Oh, I didn't know. I apologize. I am not used to the idea.
SA: I didn't have it installed on purpose. They put it on when I was in training. To make me more malleable.
SA: I don't know what life was like without it, really.
SA: So it comes naturally to me to treat it like a tattoo.
SS: (Real spiky tattoo, there, pal!)
AA: hahaha, wooow.
AA: goddamn, it sucks to be yellow. >:}
SA: I am closer to a cusp, don't worry.
SA: I don't think all yellows experience this.
SA: But I was also with a number of castes. Some of them were red. My partner was orange.
SA: roommate?
SA: something.
SS: (Idk, pal, if I just got a weirdo tat and they paid me that many caegars, I'd take it!)
AA: lmfao, n, but yrn waaaay morne likely to get plucked up forn this hoofbeastshit. AA: rniccin's got shit like that in hern, too. >:P
SS: (Just knock me out for the busy part and I'm down.)
SA: R..iccin?
AA: lame-ass gangleclown with pornts.
SA: Oh. I would like to meet them
AA: anyway. >:} laaaaaal. AA: does that mean you'll totes let me prnactic-- lmao no.
SS: (They put ports and ish on clowns, now? That ain't part of my schoolfeeds!)
SA: I said like a tattoo, not that it is one. It's much more painful in practice.
SS: (Pal, I said I gotta be out for the key bits, not that I wanna lay around and get eaten by worms for #science.)
SA: Recovery takes a while.
SA: and you have to move.
SA: welcome to hell, SS.
SS: (Wtf's a yellow clown?)
SA: clown is an adjective, in this case, not a noun.
AA: maaaaan, you two arne dourn as fuck.
SS: (Nah, I think the actual def's "a meme.")
SS: (Excuse you, I am downright up and peppy 'bout this new moneymaking op I just found!)
SA: well do you have psionics
SS: (Hook me up, SA, I want a pile a caegars!)
SS: (Does bein tragically handsome count?)
AA: dude, he alrneady saw yrn pic. >:}
SS: (Yeah, and, iirc, he was like 'swoon! Laledy! You're amazing!'!)
SA: and are you willing to be exposed to excruciating experiments and tests that often include competing violently with your peers in a closed space as well as live combat in the real military.
SA: if so, then I can write them.
SA: hah
SA: ha.
SA: I'm not allowed to contact them anymore, actually. It was a funny.
SS: (Uhhh.) SS: (Is it, like, a 'if you've done it you don't gotta do it again' thing, or like a 'you gotta do it regardless if you sign up' thing?)
SA: I was not.
SS: (Also, I suck at combat.)
SA: SS Is not that attractive.
SS: (Sipa can do that bit for me.)
SS: (Wow, now you're up and hurtin my feelings! (\qnq/) )
SA: let's talk about something nice.
SA: I'm sorry. I will not lie to help you feel better.
SA: I said your hair was alright, though.
SS: (That mean you're telling the proper truth bout being sorry, tho? (\eue/) )
SA: Yes.
SS: (It's cool, tho, pal, we can't all have decent taste. (\unu/) )
AA: prnisma, stop being a bulgemunch orn else I'm gonna shove yrn pizza up yrn chute. >:} AA: let's talk nicern shit, y. like how rnad dyed hairn is.
SA: That isn't how chutes work.
AA: not the moss look, obvs. AA: but --
SA: Is your hair dyed?
SS: (Wait, wtf, what is this, a pizza party?)
SA: would you like pizza?
AA: they totally COULD wornk that way.
SA: AA tried to send me some.
AA: y, it is.
SA: Chutes go down.
SA: things exit through shoots.
SA: chutes.
SS: ("Tried"?)
SA: ๐ฉ
AA: that's why I gotta S H ร V E it, jfc, trny to keep up. >:}
AA: trnied??
SA: I remmeber there being a threat.
SS: (She ain't wrong! If it ain't meant to go up, gotta do some shovin to make it go!)
SS: (Wtf, SA, if you don't want your pizza I am down to take it.)
SA: please.
SS: (Ain't no sense in wastin dec food!)
SA: what is your address.
SS: (Ain't you seen earlier, I ain't got one!)
SA: ...that's horrible.
SA: I'm sad now
SS: (Wtf, why're you sad?)
SA: because it is sad.
AA: omfg, sa, fuck off. this is my pizza parnty!!
SS: (You ain't the one lackin a hive, it's all good.)
ID: send me all pizza. mine is like. gone.
SS: (Maybe I want a pizza from SA! To make up from callin me ugly.)
AA: what, is my pizza too good forn you now?? rnude.
AA: also wtf it is not.
SA: Pizza only costs $20. Just tell me where it needs to go.
AA: did you chug it??
ID: aww prisma, we don't call trolls ugly. we call them unfortunate.
ID: i had to, half of it was garbage. =:I
AA: y. like tatsface herne. >:P
ID: and then i'd follow it with good pizza.
AA: told you meatloverns was grnoss.
invertedDissident has sent sendpizzahereprisma.txt!
ID: meat lovers is the best and fish is awful.
AA: >:0
AA: wtf is this betrnayal??
SA: Is that where SS is?
ID: ...if by ss you mean me.
AA: n, stfuuu, you don't get ss's coornds. AA: laaaaal.
SA: I can send you pizza too. It isn't very expensive.
SS: (Tay's cafe, Port Mina side!)
SS: (Also wtf kinda pizza's 20.)
ID: prisma doesn't know where that is lal.
AA: arne you at Taylo-- yyyyyyy, good.
ID: betcha.
SS: (That's, like, three pizzas.)
AA: I'm sending one!!
SA: ...Oh.
SS: (You can troll google it!)
SA: I must... be ordering at the wrong place.
ID: i want to try a twenty caegar pizza, send it here.
SA: I'm orderinig. I will return shortly.
SS: (It's got, like, a whole wiki page on accounta lookin like a giant teapot.)
ID: lolwhat.
SS: (Also omfg wait am I getting two pizzas or does Sipa win my pusher?)
ID: always push for two lal.
AA: yeah, how many fucking pizzas do I gotta send to win??
ID: make them fight for the honor.
SS: (3!)
ID: thatta boy.
SS: (I'm takin lessons, apparently!)
AA: do I get yrn bod forn science aftern you explode, tho.
SS: (Also Tay totes has a fridge she, like, never uses and I can heat it up for later.)
SS: (Suck it, stale pastry week.)
AA: lmao.
SS: (Dude, you can have my scattered entrails and the pizza that's gonna be pouring outta that mess like a real fucked up pinata.)
ID: make sure it isn't fucking. fish and pineapple.
ID: that's the worst thing i've eaten in a long time.
SS: (Idk, I ain't never eaten fish.)
SS: (Or pineapple?)
AA: y, good, I'll totes send thrnee (3) fish pizzas.
SS: (Fucking RIP.)
AA: ... with pineapple.
ID: imagine salty slime paired with sweet fruit.
ID: on a pizza.
AA: gotta brnoaden yrn hornizons, dude.
SS: (It's cool, I still got whatevs SA is sending to actually eat.)
SS: ( (\unu/) )
AA: also, panache offic pandrnill.
AA: so I'm outies.
SS: (Remember to chug the sopor!)
AA: pp if you explode. >:}
ID: night sip. thanks for the one good pizza.
ID: fuck you for making me eat the other one.
SS: (I'll set up an autocamera to go off if I go all Outlast, sure.)
AA: yy np.
VV: โ ~ Hello, Hello all
ID: hiya new rust i don't think i've met before.
SA: I didn't know what to order so I sent cheese and supreme.
SA: I hope this was acceptable.
SA: hello, small crown.
VV: โ ~ Perdia Averic, pleased to make your acquaintince~
SS: (IDK wtf a supreme is but it sounds like a lotta food, so: A+, gold star!)
ID: that sounds pretty damn acceptable.
SA: Oh. thank yuo.
VV: โ ~ Small crown...you could say more like a crown for a princess!
SS: (Totes forgive you for the time you declared me hideous in public.)
ID: hadean dauths.
ID: first rust princess i've ever heard of.
SA: little princess.
VV: โ ~And likely to be the only! I'd treasure it really hehe. I kid! of course. VV: โ ~ I rather like little princess, you may call me that as well...mm I have no one's name how unfortunate ๐ฆ Albeit I am curious as to what could lead to calling another hideous in public as well! Such animosity.
IA: A princess?
ID: prisma- sa- is just a lil blunt.
SA: SS is mediocre looking, but they are deeply offended by me not dropping head over heels for them.
SA: that's all
ID: see? blunt.
SA: Yes.
ID: do i rate about mediocre at least. =:I
VV: โ ~ That sounds understandable though, Prisma was it? You can't force true romance !
ID: above. i meant.
SA: Your horn confuses me. But You are pretty enough.
ID: i'll take it.
VV: โ ~ I could offer a second opinion if you desire dearest SS!
SA: You can't.
SA: You are right, perdia.
AA: (wait, shit rnate me!!)
SA: I did not like the worms.
SA: 5/10
AA: LMAO
ID: hahahah i'm the prettiest around!
AA: >:'{
ID: wait how come sip got an actual number rating.
ID: also vv i think ss is busy eating.
ID: so they probably absconded.
SA: 7/10
VV: I apologize I'm a ittle unsure of whom I am or am not addressing at the moment. It is exciting to see fresh names regardless!
ID: i'll take a 7.
VV: โ ~ I'm so curious about appearences now though. I wish to see the alleged 7!
ID: yeah this place is hella lively.
SA: you should post a selfie too.
SA: as Hadean said
SA: Your mug.
ID: yeah let sa judge your mug.
SA: little princess, i mean.
VV: โ ~ Only if you don't refer to it as a mug. That sets a bit of bias for me don't you think? Using such a descriptor...
ID: alright, your face.
ID: prisma is just excited to try out some new slang he learned tonight, forgive him!
VV: โ ~ I see, I see! Very well give me just a moment to take a quick little shot perhaps. hehe
VV has posted the picture [A LITTLE PRINCESS.JPEG] to the chat!
MC: oh hey new people
MC: awesome
ID: is that your lusus.
ID: also how old are you even.
AA: i was totes gonna be salty overn hads getting a highern scorne, but holy shit. AA: you arne fucking adornbs, congrnats.
VV: โ ~ Hello new arrival!
SA: 9/10
AA: voting forn sa herne, total 9/10. >:}
AA: yesssssssss.
SA: i was getting my sushi, sorry
MR: your lusus isa fluffball MR: cute
VV: โ ~ Oh and you really shouldn't ask a lady her age! But no that is a new pet for my dear matesprit, Dolora.
VV: โ ~ oh boo not a perfect 10 but I suppose I shall take it ๐ข
ID: you eat sushi prisma? fancypants. =:P
ID: fine, fine. you just look young.
MR: who athe fuck actually easts sushi MR: why would you want to
ID: prisma is fancy! and don't be mean he's just uneducated in lowblood things.
VV: โ ~ Thank you I take great care of my appearence! VV: โ ~ Sushi is quite the delicacy~ Why would anyone not want to?
SA: It's good, usually. From the right places.
MR: because rotting fish is gross
SA: i appreciate the defense, Hadean.
ID: it's not usually rotting. i hope.
ID: =:I
SA: Sushi is not rotting fish. it is actually very fresh.
MR: yeah no unsign me aup
VV: โ ~ I'd be apt to approach a legislacerator if one was to sell me rotted sushi I think...
ID: just let prisma enjoy his fancy very fresh fish.
MR: what thea fuck has a legaistlacerator got to dow ith rotted sushi
MR: why is it opeing its coat to flash raw fish at you
VV: โ ~ Would you not wish to alert one of the law to a horrible crime?
MR: that doesnt explain why theyrea selling raw susishi like some sort of back alley peddler
MR: what thea fuck are they doiagng there MR: wehre did they get all that fish MR: why are their paychecks so shitty that hte ahve to sell rotten sushi to get by MR: wherea are they answers
VV: โ ~ My, my someone is rather confused or has sustained a horrible head injury! Are you okay? Do you require assistance?! Oh how horrible to succumd such a tragedy...
VV: โ ~ Perhaps the education quality of Alternia has gone down even..oh no....
MR: the only head injury here will be you if you don't drop the condescension
SA has sent Foodies.png
VV: โ ~ I'm being very honest. It's horribly upsetting that you're so confused!
MR: it's horribly upasettig that your crowns make me picturea a trollop with way too much makeup
SA: they are a little princess. Let them have this.
VV: โ ~ A trollop...
ID: is that stuff really good prisma?
VV: โ ~ I can see I'm not very welcome in such a case if that is the impression a dunderheaded delinquent like you is getting such an impression of me.
MR: the truth hurts sweetheart
MR: deal with it
VV: โ ~ I do hope you injuries heal quickly ๐ฆ
VV: โ ~ Tata~
ID: jeesh mr did you just scare that girl away.
ID: was it because she was cuter than you?
MR: her problem not mine
MR: well she's cuter than you
ID: i bet you're an ugly hag. =:P
MR: is that the best yoyu've got
MR: hahahaha
ID: and i'm fine with not being cute. i'd rather be handsome!
SA: Oh-- i rather liked...
MR: nah i think you're pretty adorable
ID: i'm more handsome than that other troll any day of the week.
SA: you're now on my "shitlist", MR.
SA: Yes, it is good, Hadean. I could take you to get some if you live in Provenance.
MR: oooh now i'm scared
MR: whatever will i do
ID: i'm in. cascara. where is provenance.
ID: i travel so. i could always end up there sometime.
SA has sent TrainRouteMap.png
SA: away.
SA: What will you do. ๐
ID: man everyone and their maps.
MR: you could just learn to read them MR: it'll keep you well
ID: i like wandering with no destination in mind. =:P
SA: I assumed this would be the most precise way of showing you the distance.
ID: who knows, maybe i'll pop up some night!
MR: speaking of MR: are you still on for killing that jade guy or what
SA: I would be happy to see your 7/10 face.
ID: not killing. beating him up, yes.
SA: who is getting murdered?
MR: oh yeah MR: honor battle and all that
ID: no murder! i'm beating up a jadeblood at this big nerd fair in cascara.
ID: for money.
Nerd fair?
SA: Nerd...
SA: Should I go.
SA: I could beat someone up too.
ID: and also to beat him up.
ID: if you want! but you need to use an old-timey weapon.
SA: ...are psionics cheating.
ID: they fucking better not be.
SA: then i will use my fists.
SA: I'm joking.
SA: My ropedart.
ID: ropedart?
MR: speakig of the beetleskitter is almost there and i'm going to lose reception MR: you better make this fight good hadean
ID: yeah yeah! get going loser.
WC: ~(I can't believe this chat is still going) WC: ~(I'm not used to them lasting so long!) WC: ~(It's nice (๏ฝกโโฟโ) )
ID: oh who are you. what are with all these new faces.
ID: 'description: reasoning that further investment is warranted on the fact that the resources already invested will be lost otherwise, not taking into consideration the overall losses involved in the further investment.'
CC: What o=verall lo=sses, tho=ugh?
CC: I think I've o=nly do=ne go=o=d, so= far!
ID: well i mean. what's the end-goal for you? =:?
WC: ~(Well, now you're invited!) WC: ~(I'm trying to get my friends and my matesprit together to go to the fair)
CC: ... So=rry, Steamy, I meant to= ask if yo=u're go=ing! CC: I'm no=t great at trying to= ho=ld two= c=nversatio=ns at o=nce, haha. CC: Thank yo=u, tho=ugh! ๏ผ(^ x ^=)๏ผผ
WC: ~(And you're welcome to come) WC: ~(I'm sure Gelato will like you)
CC: The end go=al is helping the fleet co=mplete the pro=gram go=als!
WC: ~(I am! I'm reading the site now and it looks very exciting!)
ID: which are...? do i want to know.
CC: Classified! ๏ผ(โง x โฆ)๏ผผ CC: I'm really so=rry, I'm no=t allo=wed to= say! CC: I do=n't even kno=w all o=f them, ho=nestly.
CC: But the o=nes I do= kno=w are pretty impo=rtant!
SA: They are usually not innocuous. My program was designed to create imperial hounds.
ID: ah. seems like a fine end goal. =:/
SA: but we can hope it's different for them.
ID: i suppose so, since they seem... happy.
CC: Ho=unds? CC: I'm no=t a barkbeast!
CC: And, I mean
CC: I'm right here... / (ยด๏ฝฅร๏ฝฅ`)๏ผผ
SA: hello!
ID: i'm using they as a lack of knowing your gender. not a. you aren't here.
CC: I just meant, yo=u're kind o=f talking abo=ut me like I'm no=t. CC: ... Like uh CC: I'm a he?
WC: ~(Well this chat got heavy all of a sudden!)
ID: he's happy then.
CC: O=h CC: I'm so=rry.
IA: --Oh dear, what have I walked in -on here?
WC: ~(A chat that needs some lightening up!)
SA: My clownfish are very cute tonight
ID: ...clownfish.
SA: they are resting in the anemones.
IA: --Oh! D-o y-ou have cl-ownfish??
ID: oh they're pets.
SA: yes. I have a wall tank for them.
IA: That's s-o exciting!
ID: and not. fish that are clowns. as in seadweller clowns.
SA: what did you think--oh.
WC: ~(What do they look like?)
IA: I kn-ow, my lusus is a cl-ownfish.
SA: no that is not in my job description.
SA: it's also illegal
CC: I kind o=f tho=ught what ID tho=ught!
SA: they are orange and soft and I love them
ID: ...well that's sorta cute.
IA: S-o I ap-ol-ogize, I get excited when I hear ab-out s-ome-one's cl-ownfish.
CC: O=r, Hadean? CC: So=rry, I missed if yo=u said yo=ur name, o=r if that was yo=ur name.
ID: yeah i said it but things were busy so. hadean is right.
ID: id works too but apparently there's a different id.
CC: I kno=w an ID in real life!
IA: SA, h-ow many d-o y-ou have?
WC: ~(The other ID is my matesprit!)
SA: IA, don't apologize. They are cute.
CC: So= I think I'd rather call yo=u Hadean! ๏ผ(=โxโ=)๏ผผ
ID: so yeah. hadean works out best anyways.
SA: ten.
WC: ~(I just wasn't going to comment ^^)
IA: That's l-ovely!
SA: oh, the yoga pants one. With no shirts.
WC: ~(Yep that's him!)
WC: ~(He's a sweetheart I love him <3)
ID: all i know is he calls people sugargrubs.
SA; that's disgusting.
WC: ~(Oh he does that to everyone)
WC: ~(I don't think I've ever heard him call anyone by their names!)
ID: even you?
WC: ~(I'm grapevine or sugarplum or something more often than not)
CC: O=h, I think that might be the same ID I kno=w? CC: Um! CC: I think I'd better no=t co=me to= the festival with yo=u. CC: I do=n't think he likes me very much.
WC: ~(Huh?) WC: ~(What happened?)
WC: ~(What did he do?)
CC: He didn't do= anything! CC: I just messed up really bad, is all.
WC: ~(Tell me what happened ono)
CC: He was really nice abo=ut it, actually.
CC: I mean, I CC: I'd really rather no=t, I mean, and it's no=t really a big deal, o=r anything, I just
ID: uh maybe shift over to the highblood chat if you wanna have some privacy? not that you have to just.
ID: if you don't want us knowing what you're talking about.
SA: kit, you could come with me to the fair.
SA: oh. I suppose there is one.
CC: It's o=kay, SA, really. CC: I pro=bably do=n't have time anyways, haha! CC: I wo=rk all week.
ID: uh prisma you're a stranger-
ID: prisma do oyu know what stranger danger is.
CC: Besides, I'd rather make friends with peo=ple first befo=re guilting them into= fair invites. / (โหแบห)๏ผผ
SA: I'm an imperially sanctioned stranger.
SA: also no.
IA: --Oh I think I've heard -of this fair. Is nearly every-one g-oing?
WC: ~(It would seem so!)
ID: that makes you even more stranger dangery. =:I
SA: I've never met a stranger that was a threat.
ID: well that makes you a big threat to other strangers.
SA: but you wanted to meet me?
ID: well yeah but i'm immune to stranger danger.
CC: I mean, I think I'm Imperially sanctio=ned, to=o=, kind o=f?
WC: ~(They don't even give you time off?)
CC: O=f co=urse they do=! Just no=t during mo=st o=f the week. CC: And I've been really sick a lo=t recently, so= I do=n't want to= ask fo=r mo=re time o=ff.
CC: I feel bad eno=ugh already fo=r missing so= much time. ๏ผ(โง x โฆ)๏ผผ
CC: They wo=uldn't even let me co=me in earlier.
WC: ~(How sick were you that they wouldn't even come into work?)
WC: ~(That sounds pretty sick!)
CC: I got a little bit impaled! CC: Which so=unds silly, because ho=w do= yo=u get a little bit impaled, I kno=w, but it really was o=nly a little bit.
WC: ~(What!)
WC: ~(No wonder they wouldn't let you come in!)
WC: ~(That's serious!)
SA: that isn't illness that's a grievous injury
CC: I wo=uldn't call it grievo=us!
ID: like a shoulder impalement?
CC: Yeah!
ID: something small i'm assuming?
CC: Like it was just my sho=ulder.
CC: See, Hadean understands.
CC: It's really no=t that bad.
ID: shoulder impalements are just a pain to deal with.
CC: I'm so=rry, I sho=uldn't have said anything. CC: That's why I just said I was sick, at first, I mean. CC: I keep accidentally making peo=ple unco=mfo=rtable with this.
ID: why should they be uncomfortable? i doubt you impaled yourself on purpose.
TC: Are we !mpal!~g people now? Lemme see.
WC: ~(I'm not uncomfortable, I'm concerned) WC: ~(The military is very physical) WC: ~(Of course they don't want you there while you're physically impaired)
SA: I think bodily harm is a cause of alarm not discomfort.
CC: It wasn't alarming because I knew I'd get better!
CC: And I didn't impale myself.
CC: I think that's a little bit o=utside o=f my skill level!
ID: exactly, so no need to be uncomfortable!
TC: !s th!s m!l!tary story share ~!ght?
TC: Laaaaame
ID: man i hope not because i have no stories to tell.
SA: mine are sad.
SA: training in zero G was fun though.
SA: I'm still sorry about your injury, Kit.
TC: So you're !~ the fleet SA?
TC: What do you do?
TC: Do~'t tell me you do what ! th!~k you do.
CC: Thank yo=u! CC: Yo=u do=n't need to= feel so=rry, tho=ugh. ๏ผ(^ x ^=)๏ผผ I'm fine no=w, really!
SA: No. I am ex fleet.
CC: O=h, why did yo=u leave?
SA: Hadean tell me to stop opening my mouth.
CC: Um
ID: prisma no opening your mouth.
TC: Ex fleet? ! d!d~'t th!~k you could leave, ~ot as a yellowblood.
SA: ๐ฐ
ID: no more questions this interview is over.
ID: my client has a very busy night, he probably needs that nap he was supposed to take earlier and junk.
TC: Cl!e~t???
ID: i'm now prisma's manager.
SA: i got tea.
SA: does that mean I pay you now?
ID: i mean like i'm going to say no to money but it was mostly a joke.
CC: ... Can I ask a different questio=n?
ID: maybe.
CC: O=r, I mean, I guess I wanted to= ask a questio=n abo=ut Prisma's questio=n! CC: Yo= were asking abo=ut my pro=gram earlier and I was wo=ndering what yo=u meant.
CC: Um CC: If that's alright? / (ยด๏ฝฅร๏ฝฅ`)๏ผผ
ID: ...maybe.
CC: ๏ผ(โง x โฆ)๏ผผ
SA: about your program origins and recruitment.
SA: sorry, I was putting on my. Jammies.
SA: I was raised within my program from hatching. I haven't seen any other programs with implants that weren't built from scratch.
ID: ...jammies.
CC: Haha, I haven't heard anybo=dy call them that in sweeps!
SA: yes, jammies
CC: Well, jammies aside, I guess...
CC: I haven't been part o=f Lepus fro=m hatching? CC: But it's been fo=r a pretty lo=ng time! CC: And I was with a different pro=gram befo=re that, but that was just the peo=ple that wor=k to= help hatch mo=re psio=nic and psychic tro=lls in general.
CC: I vo=lunteered when I was five sweeps, and I guess that was yo=ung eno=ugh to= install everything pretty easy?
ID: gonna be kinda checking out of this convo so prisma type my name if you need me to tell you not to do something.
SA: yes. Alright. Thank you, Hadean.
SA: enjoy the pizza from earlier if you haven't already.
SA: in my program, we were specifically gened that way too.
CC: ...Did I make him unco=mfo=rtable?
SA: but you don't know what the primary purpose I?
SA: Hadean doesn't like. "Helmspeak"
CC: I do=! CC: I'm no=t really allo=wed to= say so=, tho=ugh.
CC: O=h. I'm no=t really a helmsman, tho=ugh?
SA: they are a rust, AA said. So it bothers them.
CC: I do=n't have psi.
SA: hmmm.
CC: I do=n't want to= upset him, tho=ugh.
SA: you don't have psionics but you're in...?
SA: maybe we could talk privately another time.
SA: I have just never met another troll remotely like me.
CC: O=h, um!
CC: I have psychics, which are different?
CC: Sho=uld we talk so=mewhere else?
CC: I feel like I made everyo=ne unco=mfortable. CC: I can leave! I'd rather yo=u be able to= talk with yo=ur friend! ๏ผ(^ x ^=)๏ผผ
SA: it wasn't your fault. I did the same thing earlier.
AH: They're just a bunch of fucking weenies.
SA: I am unsure of where else we could talk, but I would be happy to receive a PM from you over this. Especially because of your abilities. If you don't mind, that is.
SA: I think it is very scary for most trolls, even if I don't understand it very well outside of specialty programs.
SA: I don't think Hadean is a coward.
ID: yo that's my name.
ID: i am defs not a weenie or coward.
CC: That's o=kay. CC: I kind o=f get the impressio=n I'm abo=ut to= leave so=o=n, anyways. ๏ผ(^ x ^||||)๏ผผ
CC: And yo=u seem really nice, Hadean.
ID: i mean. i don't know how nice i am but thanks i think.
AH: ughhhh I wanna see this and shit but I'm gonna be happy when it's over, god
SA: I'm sure there will be doctor. There will be doctors, righr
AH: Yeah, should be
ID: gliese you're like 5000 percent more stressed over it than the trolls who might die.
CC: He's a go=o=d guy, really. CC: He wo=uldn't just cull so=mebo=dy fo=r no= reaso=n.
AH: yeah because you're both doofuses
SA: but you won't die
ID: damn right i won't!
AH: and I'm not like STRESSING THAT MUCH
AH: just rolling my eyes
AH: does that count as high stress
SA: if we were in person I could tell your actual level of stress
AH: what
SA: if I'm at the fair, we'll find out
ID: psi.
AH: you got like, some nerd machine for that
SA: โบ๏ธ
ID: he's yellow gliese, just alllwaayysss assume psi.
AH: _lmao_
AH: I've met lowbloods with no psi, you never know
AH: some like Cateex have really weak shit
ID: well my main man prisma is not weak shit!
SA: Hadean said their psionics were being immune to idiots
AH: LOL
SA: is that right? Am i remembering
AH: THEN HE'D BE ALLERGIC TO HIMSELF
ID: i mean i said that but it was a joke.
ID: immune does not mean allergic wtf gliese.
AH: If you ARE something but are immune to it wouldn't that make an allergic reaction
AH: I dunno
ID: i'd just like. cancel myself out.
SA: it would mean he wouldn't exist because he's immune to his own state of being
SA: oh
AH: I'm tired I had a long ass - LMAO YEAH YOU'D CEASE TO EXIST
AH: EVEN BETTER
SA: hivemind
ID: we're just syncing up now, watch out gliese.
SA: but who would you feed, AH?
AH: Oh shit, beware the nerd brigade
AH: uh
AH: Hadean still??
AH: oh speak of the devil earlier it's the weird jade
SS: (Wtf, Hads, are you gettin food again?)
ID: i think he meant if i didn't exist.
ID: bitch i might be.
SS: (What've you got, a hollow walkfrond?)
SA: yes
SS: (What is your secret?)
ID: uh. psi.
SS: (Pls share, am also starving.)
SA: hello, SS. Did you get the pizza I ordered?
AH: what, why are YOU starving you're jade
SS: (No, I mean for food acquisition.)
ID: and being handsome.
AH: the hell did you do wrong
SA: 7/10 is only marginally handsome
ID: also i have being rust on my side.
SS: (I did! I totes ate it but did not, to the lovely Sipa's tragic disappointment, explode in the process.)
ID: prisma you are no longer my main man. =>:'(
SA: I am the only 10/10 here โบ๏ธ
SS: (And oh em gee, AH, you can't just ask peeps why they're broke.)
SA: I'm joking
SA: oh I'm glad you didn't explode
AH: wow I just fucking did
ID: so was i. hence the face.
AH: cough up
SA: ๐
SS: (Whaaat, are we still doin the hotness scale thing?) SS: (You know what, I don't even wanna know, tbh.) SS: (We have already established your taste is totes awful, SA, soz to say.) SS: (You were hatched that way, tho, so it's okay.) SS: (We accept you.)
ID: ๐
AH: if your story sucks invent a better one
SS: (What'll you give me for it, pal? (\unu/ ))
AH: uhhhh
ID: ๐โ๐จ ๐ ๐โ๐จ
AH: a snack? idfk where you do even live
AH: Hadean was passing through Port Port
AH: so I fed his dumb ass
SA: I think to think I have a good taste, but I also have duplicates of the same outfits.
ID: i'm in cascara now!
AH: LOL WOW
SS: (Oh, shit, are you one of the rabbit twins, or the banker?)
SS: (Pls say banker.)
AH: okay who invented the term rabbit twins I'm gonna fucking end them
SA: it's cute
AH: I'm not the banker shitswizzler
SS: (It was totes deffo 100% not me.)
SA: embrace it
SS: (200%, even.)
AH: I'm a Lepus troll
ID: don't worry prisma, i have three t-shirts that are exactly the same. and three pairs of pants that are pretty much the same.
SS: (Hopbeast blueblood.)
SA: ๐พ๐พ๐พ
AH: okay well then what the fuck's YOUR lusus
AH: I need to nickname YOU
SS: (Uhhhh!)
SS: (A super cool giant fire-breathing dragon.)
AH: _BULLSHIT_
SS: (With, like, seven heads.)
ID: lie detected.
SS: (And a spike tail.)
SA: I only have strength for emojis now. Goodnight dragon child
AH: If it were you wouldn't be fucking poor
SA: ankylosaur hydra child
AH: you'd be laying motherfucking waste to the desert and getting what you wanted
ID: oh you going to bed prisma? later.
SS: (Good night, awesome person who is totes my second best friend in the world now!)
SA: I will be back for more fun later ๐ค
SS: ((Sipa sent one more pizza so she made first, soz to say!))
AH: Night Prisma nerd
SA: goodnight
SS: (Ain't you been on about a nap anyhow?)
SS: (Ttyl, pal!)
ID: night.
ID: also good lal, use the numbers of pizzas to gain more pizzas.
SS: (And fuck you, you don't know my tragic backstory, AH!) SS: (That's why we're, like, even having this convo.) SS: (So you ain't got the deets to judge if I can be proper-like broke with a rad dragon lusus. (\uwu/) )
SS: (Thanks, Troll Yoda.)
SS: (Srsly, tho, I'm gonna pick your sponge for your secrets.)
ID: as long as my sponge stays where it's supposed to be.
SS: (In a jar on my table?)
AH: I got the deets to know you're full of shit
SS: (Can do! (\^_^/) )
SS: (Nah, pal, I'm fulla pizza.)
AH: I mean unless your lusus fucking ditched you
SS: (We, like, JUST went over this.)
AH: which would actually be sad
SS: (Maybe it's busy guarding my cave, huh?)
ID: you got your lusus still gliese?
AH: LMAO
AH: of course I do, Haredad is great, but I see him less these nights since he goes off munching the zombies with Kit's lusus
SS: (Jades totes live under rocks, you ain't got proof I'm wrong. (\eue/) )
AH: but I still sleep on him when I come back - LMAO YOU GOT ME THERE
SS: (But I totes don't believe your lusus is a bun.)
SS: (Pix or it didn't happen!)
AH: you're the...shit, I guess Emerel was technically the first?
AH: I lose track.
SS: (Ideally, like, adorbs ones.)
AH: LMAO well fine if you insist
AH: fuck you they're all adorable
SS: (Perf.)
AH: sent HaredadYawningLikeAGoddamnDork.png
SS: (Omg. โค )
SS: (I am not convinced, tho.) SS: (That could TOTES be photoshop.)
SS: (More pix.)
AH: He's so goddamn silly sometimes for a saber-toothed - LOL
ID: ooh are we sharing lusii.
AH: SURE I GUESS
AH: ...hey SS
AH: pics or YOURS didn't happen
SS: (Sure, pal, sure!)
invertedDissident has sent bananaonbackforscale.png!
SS: (Omg, it's exactly like the selfie he posted earlier!)
ID: fucking rude.
AH: LOL
AH: _HA_
SS: (Which reminds me, buntwin#2!)
AH: my name's Gliese dickhead
AH: what the fuck's yours, besides 'Lal'
ID: found gliese. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/17/CreepyConey-PHSW-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20120720032649
ย AH: DAMN STRAIGHT
SS: (That's what I said! SS: (Come by the giant teapot sometime, I'll give you a cool story for food and tips.)
AH: ...oh wait
SS: (Read the nametag while you're at it. (\unu/) )
AH: you're that dorky looking jade barista
AH: Lalide
AH: or whatever
SS: (Yes, that is exactly my name.)
SS: (You are totes correct.)
SS: (Congrats! (\ouo/) )
AH: FUCKIN' CALLED IT
ID: what gliese wishes she could be equipped with. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/15/HornoftheUnicorn-YGLD-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20151114052324
ย AH: lolwot
ID: so you had a sharp horn at last.
SS: (LUL)
SS: (Hads ain't pullin punches.)
SS: (Why're all the aggro ones nubby?)
SS: (Gliese, Sipa...)
AH: bitch my horns aren't nubby
ID: they're big and dull!
AH: Hadean is just a dickhead who can't see because his eyes are all red
SS: (P sure Hads just called 'em nubby.)
ID: i didn't call them nubby. i called them dull. duh.
AH: learn to read fuckwad
ID: got me gliese, my eyes are all red.
SS: (Damn, dude, way to discriminate against the illiterate!)
ID: almost like i'm a sparkplug or something.
AH: wow look at all these tears I'm shedding on your behalf, Lalide
AH: look at them fucking pooling on the ground
AH: just tragic
SS: (Maybe I can't read through my epic contacts, neither!?)
SS: (Ain't only red oculars what get you all impaired-like.)
AH: lol, what, are you some kind of dorky mutant
SS: (Nah, just fashionable.)
AH: _riiiiight_
AH: probably just a huge fucking nerd
ID: no money for food. but money for #aesthetic
AH: with headfluff like that
SS: (Thank you!) SS: (Someone finally up and acknowledges my nerd cred!)
AH: lmao
AH: I find it PRETTY DAMN HARD TO BELIEVE I am the first
SS: (And yes, totes, you caught me, I was all, like, 'Y'know, I could eat this week, but I'd totes rather add a new fashion hashtag to my instagram!')
AH: LOL
AH: OWNED, HADEAN
SS: (Everyone keeps up and callin me goth, dude, and everyone knows you can't be two at once!)
ID: does that really count as owned.
AH: you totally can though
AH: shut up you're fucking owned
SS: (Not if you're already emo!)
SS: (It's, like, two, sure, but three's way extra.)
AH: are you saying you're not extra
ID: anyways i'm going to sleep so. have fun nerds.
AH: because if so: in that case I'm not blue and Hadean isn't a shameless dinner whore
SS: (I am v v extra, pal, but the good kinda extra. (\unu/) )
AH: is that _soooo_
SS: (Hells, pal, why'd you have to up and remind me of the time?)
SS: (Fuck off and let me keep pretending I ain't about to crash for like 16 hours.)
SS: (Ttfn, I guess!)
ID: ahahah wowww. have fun with that.
AH: LOL, goddamn, get some rest, dipshit
SS: (Who's dipshit, this time?)
AH: it will forever be a mystery
AH: you will just have to live in pained torment
SS: (RIP in pieces. (\qnq/) )
AH: not knowing if you are the dipshit or not
SS: (My wails will be heard for clicks!) SS: (You can use 'em to come find me to chill and buy me lunch tomorrow.)
AH: oh my GOD, what the fuck is this room, a 'let's all beggar lunch off Gliese' spot??
AH: why the fuck should I buy you lunch.
SS: (Cos dinner's a date.)
AH I already support Hadean's snarky, dumb ass
SS: (And I already up and tried to have one a those with Cennef.)
AH: I have the bulgeface moocher slot filled
AH: ...
AH: ......
AH: ...what the FUCK
AH: _CENNEF?_
SS: (This response pleases me.)
AH: HOW THE FUCK DID _CENNEF_ TAKE YOU ON A DATE
AH: CENNEF FUCKING HATES JADES
SS: (Well, it was a p shit date!)
AH: WHY THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN COME NEAR YOU WITHOUT RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF.
SS: (And obvi cos I'm super charming, pal!)
AH: HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE, GODDAMN.
SS: (My superpower is makin everyone love me.)
AH: LMAO
SS: (And also the uncanny feeling that I avoided gettin skinned by a weird jade serial killer.)
AH: okay no but fucking really why did she do anything remotely nice for you
AH: LOL
SS: (Is that what the ears are made of??)
AH: I'm kidding, I doubt she could ever _actually_ kill a jade without fucking falling down in fear
SS: (Jade faces?)
AH: at least according to her stupid fucking backstory
AH: LOL
SS: (What's her deal, tho?)
AH: according to her she was enslaved by rainbowdrinkers or some such bullshit.
AH: but that's obviously total wank
SS: (What, in her RP?)
AH: LMAO
AH: YEAH YOU'D THINK SO
AH: I mean, SOMETHING must've happened
SS: (Like, pal, manage your fourth wall, there.)
AH: because that bitch was like, feral, until she was 7
AH: so clearly something got fucked up and maybe she hallucinated, I don't fucking know
AH: but she still sticks to her cock and bull tale even now
AH: and she's _9_
SS: (I ain't a head docterrorist, but if I was a head docterrorist I'd say she, like, probs ain't got her ish straight.)
AH: but it's obviously total horseshit to justify her hateboner for everyone jade and over
AH: because she's pathetic
SS: (Guess it's fine to take it out on the loser caste that up and let the whole feral thing happen, tho!)
AH: oh my god
AH: oh my god did she seriously give you shit
AH: I mean I'm not fucking SURPRISED but
AH: what the fuck threat could you be, you sound goddamn pathetic
SS: (Minus sarcasm, pal, I'm, like, middle key sheddin a tear inside for whatever fucker keeps lettin ferals outta the caverns.)
AH: LMAO SAME THO
SS: (And excuse you, my giant dragondad is, like, totes sayin otherwise!)
AH: LMAO SURE
AH: okay, but you know fucking what
SS: (Don't make fun of me, I'm sensitive and gonna go tell my lusus!)
AH: just because you had to endure Cennef's hoofbeastshit
AH: I will take you for lunch
SS: (Eyyyyyy!)
SS: ( (\oUo/) )
SS: (Fuck the peeps that're like, 'The key to my friendship is through my digestion sack!')
SS: (It's obvi the other way around.)
AH: LOL
SS: (The key to fillin my digestion sack is friendship.)
AH: CLEARLY
AH: though lmao I should go too
AH: but I'm serious
AH: I have shit to do in the next like
AH: two weeks
AH: but after that
SS: (Pal, do I look like I'm goin anywhere?)
AH: you, me, lunch, bashing the world's worst maroon
