#c:bertram

fuck, take a bullet for, murder

This is a bit of a hard one, since I’d rather not murder any one of these people. If I had to pick, though... I guess I’d..

I would fuck Daisy. I know there’s no chance of it happening, which I think is why I’d pick it. Also, she’s my housemate, so I’d feel a bit bad for murdering her.

I would take a bullet for Bertram. They’re my friend, and since I choose to fuck Daisy I can’t exactly murder them, can I? I’d die for most of my friends, really.

Bertram Aubrey? You’ve probably seen him going through your stuff, maybe once or twice. Coming from a completely Muggle family, they weren’t very wealthy at all. In fact, he was used to jumping from home to home, his family having to abruptly leave crappy flats almost all the time from the lack of rent they usually payed. He has two younger sisters, who look up to him, but it wasn’t as if his parents never worked. Both could just never find a job that pays enough to keep them well-kept. Hogwarts was like a relief for his parents and also distress, for it would mean one less mouthful to feed but their carer to their younger children gone. He had felt guilty leaving them behind, but Hogwarts would give him a much better chance to get good qualifications and help provide their family.

The students that surrounded him at Hogwarts had mostly all more than enough money. It was clear from the brand new robes they all wore, with the stainless textbooks and clean quills. He had to buy his equipment from second-hand shops and he felt uncomfortable being around such people. The school provided him with more food than he had often seen in one place at a time, and he felt only more and more quilter about his family at home, who lived off what they could only afford. So he began stealing — little things off his classmates and dorm mates, at first. A book one of his friends had left lying around so he could bring back for one of his sisters, quills and parchment for them to use. His hand might skip into someone’s bag when they weren’t looking. He didn’t mean to do any harm, but he felt that his family would put the things into much better use, especially since he often saw the same people he took things off secretly with new sets of things anyway.

Being a Ravenclaw had always left him very inquisitive. Maybe inquisitive was too a kind word, nosy would be much more fitting. People would often find him snooping around somewhere, wanting to get his hands on more information or knowledge in general. Back in his fifth year, James Potter and Sirius Black found him going through their stuff once and, in response, inflated his head with an illegal hex, with wouldn’t wear off for over a week. As a result, he is still miffed off with the two of them. Whilst he wasn’t evil in any way, he wouldn’t say no to revenge. However, he can be very funny and is up for a laugh more often than not. He is seen around school as a joke at times, with his torn robes and the memory of an abnormally large head still in people’s minds. Well, his, anyway.

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