Dec 17, 2025
COOPER! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU FOR DAYS! I'M IN THIS QUAINT LITTLE VILLAGE IN CALIFORNIA THEY CALL SUNNYDALE! I GOTTA SAY COOP, IT DOESNT SEEM MUCH LIKE A SUNNY PLACE TO ME! ITS LIKE WALKING IN THE MOUTH OF HELL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! VAMPIRES AND DEMONS AND SOMETIMES INCREDIBLY HORNY HOUSES! GONNA NEED YOU OUT HERE ASAP AGENT COOPER! I'VE BEEN TALKING TO BILLY IDOL AT THE LOCAL TEEN CLUB AND IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S AN APOCALYPSE HERE EVERY YEAR! MEET ME AT THE MAGIC SHOP IN DOWNTOWN ON MONDAY! I'VE GOT TO GET BACK IN THERE, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE JUMPING POP PUNK BANDS GETTING ON STAGE! YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST A JIG!
